Thank you for all your continued patronage.
This is Kawasaki from the Osaka branch.
The other day, I logged into a certain matching app for the first time in a long time.
I'm killing time.
When will it be?
When I was working at night, I wasn't satisfied with just the customers at the store.
voluntarily registered with multiple dating sites,
I used it as a means of running an endurance race, where I spent several months hunting men and transforming them into customers of my shop.
I haven't used it much recently.
This app is not a major dad activity app.
It is a normal dating system.
Below, also for ordinary dating apps
It is a story that if you look for it, there is a man who is financially blown away.
By the way, in that app I
[Smile of Piranha and King Cobra]
It was active with a name like outside the base.
(As an aside, the king cobra is a very ferocious poisonous snake.)
Let me omit the progress along the way,
I decided to meet a man in his early 40s who lives in Tokyo.
The decisive factor in wanting to meet
1. Wings look good
2. I'm used to playing
3. Type normally because your strike zone is too wide
that's all.
Surprisingly, he came to see me in Osaka even though it wasn't the timing of his business trip.
said to have taken a hotel,
It was quite a luxury hotel.
This hotel is often used as a meeting place for the Universe Club.
From the Osaka branch staff
"It's fun to wear clothes like children on the riverbed."
In clothes that are said to be
As expected, I thought that I would float in the hotel,
It's been a long time since I wore a beautiful dress.
I'll see you soon.
The person was running a company.
From the place where I took a hotel of around 1 per night for 10 nights, I felt it.
(As a side note, we weren't together for three days (laughs).
1st night and 3rd day only.
On the second day, it seems that there was something to do,
He made a mysterious remark, "You can call another man because you will be absent from the hotel."
As expected, I refrained.
I've never been to such a luxury hotel in the first place, so everything was too first experience
I think his mouth was ( ﾟдﾟ) open. )
1. "How long have you been meeting on that app?"
2. "Do you have a boyfriend?"
I was also enraptured by the fact that I didn't ask such a silly question as above.
By the way, if asked,
If I were you, 1. would be
"Enough to organize a soccer tournament"
"Enough to play dodgeball"
"Nursery school for 2 classes"
"For one Hanshin train in the morning"
and so on.
Thanks to the appropriate answer, the conversation naturally goes in a different direction.
On a different note, ladies.
You may be asked if you have a lover, "Do you have a boyfriend?"
This question was often asked when I worked nights.
This is a rather clumsy and difficult question,
It seems that men of all ages love to be asked this kind of question.
It's kind of cute, isn't it?
I want to hear
Don't get angry and say, "I'm asking you something."
I want to hear
The first thing is not to take it seriously,
Since the man is listening to me with little interest,
Or because you're pretending to be interested,
In addition, it's because it's a man you meet on a matching app or a dating club. .
In a good way, you can generally understand that he is a man with an ulterior motive. .
And above all, you're also a member of the "Love Game for Men and Women".
teeth? ?
So,
"I have a boyfriend"
→→ Out of the question, let's stop. How old are you? .
Return the story.
Until I met you, I was worried about whether or not I would receive an allowance.
It was a stance that I would get it if I could, so
Without worrying too much, with the spirit of "Well, it's okay,"
As soon as we met, I thought, "I might be a normal type, I don't need money."
[Moment] Shifted.
However, although I am aware of it, I am a person with a deep desire and karma.
Because of that, many times
I've had losses and losses and losses and gains and gains.
Therefore, in my heart
"I don't really need the money, but XNUMX% out of XNUMX you'll get it, I'll take it."
(T_T)(T_T)
Omitting the progress in the middle resulted in a baseless worry.
The result was all right in the form of completely riding on that person.
25 points out of 25 in the universe club feedback score.
I want to see you again normally
I was just thinking that if we're going to meet again, I'd like to decide on our next appointment while we're still together
In July, he said that he would come to work next time, so let's meet in Kobe next time.
See you soon.
Delightful fanfare, chanchan yay pop
that's all.
It is sudden, but everyone
When do you decide when to meet next time?
(Of course, it is limited to the person you want to meet next time.)
When I haven't built a relationship, I definitely make an appointment to meet next time while I'm meeting.
Because when we're together for the first time
The fluffy atmosphere is definitely the strongest when deciding what to do,
After returning home and returning to myself,
This is because it is not easy to contact from scratch while remembering the atmosphere and tension of that time.
After returning home, I started contacting from zero in a state of sobriety where the distance was gone.
↓
The next schedule is not decided at all.
↓
Interaction gradually becomes troublesome and unsightly.
↓
Gradually forget the atmosphere when you were together, which should have been fun.
↓
"If you think about it, it might not have been a big deal.
I definitely want to see you again!I should have thought that.
Was it just magic?
Anyway, let's go to the next person~~"
and can lead to ugly results.
(It's not good to be alone at home and think deeply about various things.
It was fun [that much. . There is definitely something that has changed to ])
When we're together, the man is pretty cool,
The ambience is evocative and
Since I was in close proximity, my senses were somewhat paralyzed,
Even if I say something selfish, they will listen,
They often make promises for the next time without hesitation.
(In cabaret clubs, clubs, etc.
The next promise to accompany is the same as deciding in the store.
In order to solidify the promise, in the early afternoon of the next day,
"I made a reservation! I'm looking forward to it!"
I feel like I'm going to contact you and make it hard to refuse, and I'm going to increase the closing rate.
It's totally okay if this is turned down as a result.
It makes sense to leave the fact that you promised.
It works later, like a body blow. )
If I can make a promise,
You can also talk about the next thing when you contact me after parting.
"Let's go there, let's eat that"
"☆The moon is in Kobe, so that's the time of year."
"Some breweries will release new sparkling sake."
"I want to go to the Art Aquarium in Tokyo"
Strike while the iron, women and men are hot.
It has become a blog like a picture diary of elementary school summer vacation.
Rie Kawasaki
Eternal idol Kawasaki and handsome Mishima
This is KNJ, thank you very much for your help.
Even if Mr. Kawasaki doesn't like it... let me comment!
》[Smile of Piranha and King Cobra]
It was active with a name like outside the base. <<
→ Naming like crazy,
Is Kawasaki-san's hobby about the "crazy scary pictures" in the blog from the last time?
→In that case, I will become a fan of Mr. Kawasaki more and more!
》In July, he said that he would come to work next time, so let's meet in Kobe next time, so we will meet again.
Delightful Fanfare Chan-chan Yay Po
→ I
I can't see the night view from Mt. Rokko with Mr. Kawasaki...lol
Mr. Kawasaki can't teach me how to ascend to heaven...lol
I couldn't tell you about the souvenirs that Mr. Kawasaki said he didn't need at all...lol
……………………tears
→ What is the difference between me and that man?
also,
How old are you? …Certainly, you are more than one turn different from me…Tears
financial strength? …I also have the financial strength to stay at the Li*Car*Ton Hotel and Sen*Regi* Hotel if I don't eat for a week or more... Tears
looks? …I…self-proclaimed handsome…
I will lose to Mishima-sama, but... Tears
→I also want to meet Kawasaki-sama in Kobe…lol
<<
→ If I remember correctly, Mr. Kawasaki is from Fukuoka Prefecture...
It's really Osaka dialect haha
Mr. KNJ
I am always indebted to handsome Mishima.
Thank you for your comment, KNJ.
>> Naming like crazy,
Is Kawasaki-san's hobby about the "crazy scary pictures" in the blog from the last time?
→→This is Kawasaki's hobby (laughs).
I have received a lot of text attacks that make it difficult to reply,
I will ignore things that are not convenient for me (laughs)
KNJ-sama must be more handsome than Mishima!
＞＞If I remember correctly, Mr. Kawasaki is from Fukuoka Prefecture...
It's really Osaka dialect haha
→→Don't worry, I speak in a rustic way.
The other day, I was reluctantly told that I was "broken".
Dear KNJ, isn't it okay to use the Osaka dialect for your writing ヽ(`Д´)ﾉんんん
I am studying the Kansai dialect with the spirit of obeying the town when I enter (laughs).
Dear KNJ Thank you for your continued support!
Kawasaki
You can talk about it as much as you want.It's already beyond sat1's territory.This is not a memory of the past relationship, but a present tense.No no, it's a strong person from choosing people who seem to be accustomed to playing.Sometimes the concierge's comment (for men) also says that this woman is for advanced users, but the meaning is a little different.The ugly result of the next person going ~ is a lot of sat1.It was helpful.The promised body blows at cabaret clubs and clubs will get you hooked.It's an elementary school summer vacation picture diary (adult version).Well, I think it would be better if you really thought about publishing.
sat1
Thank you for your comment!
It is currently in progress.
I want to do my best without overdoing it.
I would like to cherish each encounter.
If you take time to arrange the next meeting, it tends to end up flowing.
[It should have been fun, but it's a good deal]
(There is also the possibility of unrequited love that I just think about myself (laughs))
I once again feel the importance of the tonton and the date being decided.
>>Cabaret club, body blow as promised at the club, you will be caught in your body.
→→This is the special move of the hostesses. (smile)
sat1 Thank you very much for your comments!
Thank you in the future.
Kawasaki
I will comment for the first time.
Anyway, thank you for the great content.
Mr. sat1 is also written, but what is wonderful is currently in progress.
I'm really looking forward to seeing what happens next.
By the way, I would like to make one point of counterargument, or provide information.
It is written that it is out of the question for Mr. Kawasaki to answer "YES" to the question from a man, "Do you have a boyfriend?"
Because of his bad taste, Joe asks this question even though he thinks it's a bad idea.
In Joe's case, being told "NO" is really frustrating.how disappointing
I want to leave before the main course meal comes out (bitter smile).But don't worry.Of course I'm not going back.Because Joe has a 90% chance of having a boyfriend (laughs).And when the main meal is over and the dessert is eaten, she starts talking about her boyfriend while saying, "Actually...".Moreover, there is a high probability that you will be able to see your boyfriend's photo (of course, I'm happy).The other day, I finally had a meal with a universe girl and her boyfriend.He was a really cool guy.Why are many carnivorous girls' boyfriends herbivorous boys?I suspect that Mr. Kawasaki's boyfriend must also be a herbivore.
As the saying goes, "I like bugs that eat bugs," I would be happy if you could keep in mind that there are all kinds of boys.I have high hopes for his future success.Sorry for the long sentence.
Mr. Joe
Thank you for your comment.
I have seen the information provided by Mr. Joe,
It's scales from my eyes.
Life experience, I learned!
I made two hypotheses.
①Joe-sama has a slightly strange habit.
Do you have a desire to be cuckolded by your partner, etc.?
②I just changed
①→→Although it is subjective, the majority of men start with women they meet for the first time.
If you say, "I have a lover," I think you'll lose your fighting spirit.
Is Mr. Joe the type that burns on the contrary?
Simple question, but
【I'm really disappointed when I'm told "NO".how disappointing
I want to leave before the main course meal comes out (bitter smile). ]
↑↑ Why is this?
・From the beginning, are you disappointed by the motives of women who tell blatant lies?
・Is it disappointing that you keep coming out one after another even though you're here anyway?
Or are you frustrated by the fact that you're dating girls who can't even get a single boyfriend?
I just couldn't chew this part down.
[In addition, there is a high probability that I will be able to show you my boyfriend's photo (of course, I am happy). ]
↑↑ Mr. Joe, who exposes so much, is amazing!
I don't think this is a normal development (laughs)
It is wonderful to remove the guard of the woman. .
It's undeniable that the woman in front of you and her boyfriend are in your hands.
And what a pleasure! ! . .
Where you can feel happy
I just thought it was a weird habit.
I get chills.
②→→When I meet a man who says “nice to meet you”,
I'm going to be completely eaten, so
From the very beginning, if you say, “I have a boyfriend?
It was the idea that each other's fun would be halved.
Are you generally good at avoiding conversations?
"Maybe we'll break up soon" or
"There are people who are interested," etc.
The most important point for me is
It was to make me think, "This guy will be pretty easy to do."
I would like to keep in mind that there are men with various thoughts.
It gave me a broader perspective.
Thank you!
＞＞The other day, I finally had a meal with a universe girl and her boyfriend.He was a really cool guy.
→→It's chaos (laughs)
Ridiculous dinner party (laughs)
I wonder what Joe's standing position was like.
Are you judging?
Is it from a parent's point of view?
Are you in a male A-like position aiming for her?
>> I suspect that Mr. Kawasaki's boyfriend must also be a herbivore.
→→. . .circle.I'm at a loss for words (._.)(._.)
Dear Joe, Sorry for the long post.
I've kept it compact,
Joe's comment was so interesting that I wrote too much.
Thank you very much for your comment!
Thank you for your continued support!
Rie Kawasaki
Thank you for your kind reply.I'm very happy.
I'm sure you're having a busy day, so I'll refrain from making further comments.
I thought about it, but I couldn't stand it for the following reasons.
.
<When I meet a man who says, "Nice to meet you," I am completely devoured.
Wow, that's too great!What lovely words!If there is a woman recommended by Mr. Kawasaki who "goes to be completely eaten" in the Osaka registration, please let me know secretly (laughs).We promise to make an offer soon.However, please be a woman who won't get angry if Joe doesn't take off his pants.of course?Having a boyfriend is a prerequisite (laughs).
It's abrupt, but I'll show you one episode in the universe.
The girl that Joe once offered was obviously a carnivorous girl, but she was smart and taught me a lot of things that Joe didn't know.She was a strong drinker and had a lively conversation and had a great time.
"What kind of woman are you looking for, Joe?"
"Someone who has a boyfriend"
"Then, I'm useless. I don't have a boyfriend right now. There are people I like, or rather, people I'm interested in."
After some exchanges, I was shown an image of the person I was interested in.I almost flipped over.Because it was a boy that Joe knew (explosion).He was a celebrity in an industry (not a job) that Joe was also involved with.He's a very popular guy, so it's easy to see why she's attracted to him.So Joe
"He should be weak against pushing. Go with your weapon, hand-to-hand combat!"And happily, it became a boyfriend-girlfriend relationship.It seems that they are now half living together, and Joe is very happy.Mr. Kawasaki, please call Joe, who successfully played the role of Cupid, "Shizu-chan of the Universe Club."Good story, right?No good?
PS: There were some questions from Mr. Kawasaki that I hope to answer sometime in a column that Joe writes from time to time.
Mr. Joe
＞＞If there is a woman recommended by Mr. Kawasaki who is "going to be completely eaten" in the Osaka registration, please let me know secretly (laughs).We promise to make an offer soon.However, please be a woman who won't get angry if Joe doesn't take off his pants.of course?Having a boyfriend is a prerequisite (laughs).
→→A woman like this “male praying mantis after copulation” who is ready to be eaten
It may be the number of individuals of the natural monument level (lol)
I'll let you know when I find it (/ω・＼)
Thank you again for telling me an incredible episode.
It made me giggle.
Universe club men
Overwhelmingly, I feel that having a boyfriend tends to be NG, which is almost NG,
I feel like Joe is going the opposite way (^o^)
Please become an oasis for women with boyfriends.
>> PS: Kawasaki-san had a few questions that I hope to answer sometime in Joe's occasional column.
→→I'm really worried about it, so I'd appreciate your help someday.
Dear Joe, Thank you very much for your comment.
Thank you for your continued support!