It's the last December of the Heisei era.Towards the last New Year of the Heisei era
I'm Masateru Mine from the Universe Club Osaka branch, and I'm starting the final cleanup of the Heisei era.
It's a poverty that can't be eliminated.
in the world"Do you have this?'There are many things that I think.
Playback of commercials of TV programs,
Teletext?such a telop,
construction site"I apologize for the inconvenience."signboard of
"Beware of burns" on cup noodles, toothpicks on disposable chopsticks,
Excessive packaging, tiny ribbons on women's underwear,
politicians, war, etc...
Scented toilet paper is especially mysterious.
That isthings you don't really needI think…. (personal opinion)
Even at our Universe Club"I do not need!"what is
A sneak peek...
First,too much transportationA male member of
Occasionally... "I gave you XNUMX yen!"
Itadakimasu,Too much!
Maybe women will be happy to be generous?but
If you think "that's normal", later with that woman
If you are dating, you can't get enough of it.
Strange pampering drives a woman's sense of money crazy
Not good for her future life either.
perhapsI might come back to myselfSo
At first, please pay according to the rules.
The feeling of "I want to give it to you!"
next…
A reply from a female member who received an offer,
"that day"perhaps"I can go! "
"“If you don't have plans”fine! "
Ambiguous reply.
not "maybe""absolutely"Please let me know when you can go!
"schedule"Please do not enterIf you are really suspicious
Please refrain from doing so.Your partner makes a date plan
After putting it together, he said, "I couldn't do it because of my schedule."
It's going to cause me a lot of trouble...
Except for unforeseen circumstances that God cannot read.
By the way, women's...
"I can go that day."girls' Day"Maybe..."
Do not need!
Maybe this is a dating type and a woman will tell you with good intentions?but
The club is not Lunaluna, so we do not manage your menstrual cycle.
It's a different story if it's a girl's day and you're feeling really bad,
If you can date normally, you don't need to declare it.
If you say this, from the male member who wants to decide on that day
"Hey!"
It is against the law, so please understand.
Rather enjoy the chance to meet
Could you save the fun for next time?
I do not need!What a great thing to say
I think it's all about "kindness" and "compassion"...
Back to the topic, we don't need commercials in movie theaters...
I really want to see the trailer, but I really don't need the TV commercial.
I'm paying for a ticket that's not cheap even for free
Show me a quick movie!I think.
Occluded with nothing to see but a screen or the back of the head of the person in front
The advertising effect will be enormous only in the space.
a!Speaking of advertising...
Currently, jointly with the Osaka, Kyoto and Kobe branches
We have a campaign for male members.
[Kansai class up campaign]
/event/3tomonogatari/
If you can find a nice partner, that's the universe club too
I don't need it... it might exist, but
Don't say that, if you can keep in touch with me for a long time in the future...
think.
(I think it's more fun than watching bad cable TV)
The last Christmas of Heisei is coming soon!
Did you find a nice partner? ?
Universe Club Osaka Branch
Masateru Mine
If you say you don't want it, I don't want sex.
Is there really any point in spending money and time when it feels so much better?
In the unlikely event that you have to have sex, you don't need a condom.
Don't you think it goes against God's providence?
If I have to wear a condom, I don't have sex.
Also, you don't have to pay for transportation.
Setting up such a thing will attract sweet girls.
Please create a separate high-class club with no transportation costs vs only selected black men.
You don't need anything else.
You don't need a member like me who just watches without making an offer.
Mr. A
thank you for your comment.
Certainly, even as a self-proclaimed genius masturbator, I agree with you.
I think SEX is also wonderful.
As for wearing skins, it's certainly a contradiction if it's a physiological behavior of preserving the species.
Human beings are creatures who can enjoy sexual pleasure all year round, but if you can do it, it can be troublesome later.
There are also many troublesome things such as disease prevention.
I hope you can understand it as an etiquette for humans who have built an advanced civilization.
It's a framework only for select members... but maybe it's not the same system
Maybe I can do it after this?I can't wait, so please look forward to it.
The members who just look at it are also important members!
Please take a look and enjoy.
And someday, a woman who can press the application button
Hope to see you!