2020/04/08

The secret to long distance is phone sex

 

Dear Universe Club users,
Thank you always so much! ! !

The state of emergency has finally been declared, isn't it?

Nowadays, when Corona is taking control of the whole world,
To all the ladies and gentlemen who are going on dates without losing to Corona even in these times
I can't lift my head m(_ _)m
In fact, I'm writing this blog with my head buried in the ground.
well that's a lie?

anyway! !Thank you very much. . .
OurThisToARi CormorantYourZaThereOrTo!!

 

But,,,,,,, but, but,,,,,,,

But ah...

The scary thing is if you get coronavirus now
The infection route was washed out as much as this,

・When and where did you go?
・After that, who and what time did you meet at ○○?
・ Andsuch things and such things…etc~

No, I don't know if it's root digging and leaf digging,
at least"Who were you meeting?"asked how much
For men who have wives, it will be a shambles.
It's not about the treatment of corona.
Medical collapse?no,Family collapse.

So the best choice to make right now is,

_People, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people
> don't date! ! ! ! <
 ̄Y ^ Y ^ Y ^ Y ^ Y ^ Y ^ Y ^ Y ^ Y ^ Y ^ Y ^ Y ̄

There's no way you can say that.

Even here, my life depends on it (crying)
If everyone stops dating, it's a matter of life and death (laughs)

Aside from that, Corona will definitely end someday.
This much is certain.No, I'm in trouble if you don't end it.
They say that there is no night without dawn.

There, Jaja! ! ! !

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Well, let's say it's finally the corona performance.
When I go out to play
Of course, the risk of contracting corona increases,
It seems that the eyes around me in this outing self-restraint mode hurt,,,.

In North Korea, people who went to public baths during quarantine
Whether he was shot or not...
(Aside from the degree of truth, what an extreme (scary))

The savior at such times is pushing out to the front as if to say

Online dating?

[Benefits for men]

・Because we can talk in advance, we can actually meetDecrease in “It was wrong after all”
→ You can meet a woman you like more
·BeforehandDiscussion about benefitsCan be done
・By the time we meet, we can exchange contact information.can create relationships
・The price is from the date settingcheap

[Benefits for women]

・Before meeting in personCheck your facecan
・ Only30 yen in 5000 minutesAmazon gift card for minutes?
・If the feeling does not match after talking, you can refuse to actually meet
→Because you can consult about allowances in advance,more qualified mencan meet

When the corona calms down, to spend the days of dating
From now on, let's keep an eye on the ideal man/woman\(^o^)/

 

Oh, about the title.

The secret to long distance seems to be telephone sex.
A friend who was in a long-distance relationship while studying abroad told me.

that's all! ! ! !

 

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