Do you know the world's oldest martial art "Turkish Sumo"?

Leaving aside the title for now, this time I would like to write about the column I wrote earlier, “Mawaru Mawaru, the times go around.Joy and sadness repeat. ] is the continuation of.
https://universe-club.jp/column/mawaruyomawaru

I was searching for "a relationship that is not bound by the market price", but in the end I realized that I was looking for a "heart-to-heart relationship", and I started to like her.

I joined the dating club and thought that I had improved through various experiences, but I returned to the same starting point as before and the column ended.

And after that, he lost streak, offered only female college students, ranked up to black, and was appointed as the only dad without permission.And now we have come to the following conclusions.

"There is no level of 'heart-to-heart' and 'adult relationship' that I want in this world."

Of course, this is one of the reasons for my personality, and it does not apply to other male members.

The main reason is that I don't communicate with them.I'm quite considerate of my partner, so the other woman may like me like a daddy, but I don't particularly like my partner.Rather, the more I like him, the more I hate him.Because that favorite image of my daddy is an idol I play myself.

What I don't particularly like is that when I try to be considerate and offer various kinds of hospitality, they will arbitrarily interpret it as "because they like me."

···yes.

I think there are a lot of people who thought, "This guy is disgusting." (laughs)

Please rest assured, everyone.

Right now, I'm in this kind of mode with a lot of leeway, but the reason is that at this moment, the club-like relationship is going well.Maybe after a while it will go smoothly and go into reflection mode.

I'm just repeating the infinite loop below.

The relationship becomes smoother → Something becomes unsatisfactory → Motivation declines and the partner breaks up → The sexual urge is revived → Hastily looking for a new partner Feeling unsatisfactory → loses motivation and breaks up with the partner → ...

Someday I want to escape from this infinite loop and escape to another world line (parallel world).I want someone to help me.

Mysterious beauty "Mr. Flag Maker! Over here!"

I said, "What? Who are you?"

Mysterious beautiful woman "It's okay! Anyway, get caught by my hand!"

A mysterious beauty suddenly reaches out to me and takes me straight to another world line.I want that kind of development (laughs)

Anyway, the more I have such a stupid delusion, the more I go round and round in the same place.

When I'm in this mode, I find it difficult to take a breather, or rather, I want to do something for the first time in a long time in search of a thrill.

That's what "Are" means.A mud match of naked collisions in a muddy swamp.Shame and shame, desire and desire clash.It's a life-and-death mud match.

In the first place, I was exhausted from such a battle, and I should have knocked on the gate of the Universe Club with a sluggish body.Yet my body, my dry mind, must be searching for such a mud match somewhere.

No, perhaps he is unconsciously trying to regain his motivation for club activities by taking the pain himself.

Anyway, for the first time in a long time, I feel like I want to step on all fours in a loincloth in that quagmire ring.

And this opponent in this ring.

It is completely different from the opponent of the mud match so far.

This is because the opponent this time is an “active universe sumo wrestler”.

The power is too different from the sumo wrestlers until now.

However, over time, I was finally able to pull the "active universe sumo wrestler" down to this quagmire.Sorry for the very bad expression (lol)

This big deal.In order to win against your opponent, you must concentrate to the utmost and do everything in your power.In other words, I need a life-and-death fight.

Finally, the opponent of this time came up to the ring.

I haven't seen mine in the first place.You probably don't even think of them as 'opponents'.

There should be a slight carelessness there.

And if you search all over, there must be a "hole" somewhere to fill in my hole-filling stick.

Don't give up on the game until the end and look for that "hole".For my life and death

...improves concentration.

It's almost time for the partition time limit.

There is a momentary silence, and the tension rises.

The referee quietly faces the front and returns the umpire.

Event "... wait!"

...

Event "Hakkayoi... Nokotta!!"

*Caution From here on, it's just a long mud match.

 

 

・Attendance [hearts go, but no adults]

As I wrote in the previous column, I was dating this woman for a monthly amount below the market price.And she had good chemistry in many ways, so you could say she had a "heart-to-heart relationship" to some extent.However, it wasn't the level of "adult relationship with heart" that I wanted.

However, I know from experience that the ``heartfelt adult relationship'' I want won't last that long.

"The Day I Became a Woman"
https://universe-club.jp/column/watasigaonna
"The Day I Changed from a Female Friend to a "Mom Friend""
https://universe-club.jp/column/mamatomo

That was the case with the woman who appeared in
With this woman, confessed → no allowance → adult disappears after a while.I have experienced this pattern.

After the confession, there was a momentary ``adult relationship with heart'', but before I knew it, it settled down to ``heart-to-heart but no adult (no allowance)''.Well, having more friends is a wonderful thing in itself.

I should have known that from experience. . .In the end, I forget about it and repeat it in circles (laughs).

One day, she suddenly calls me saying "I want to meet you".She seems kind of exhausted from her work, and she seems to have finished her work in a hurry.She doesn't seem to be in good physical condition and can't have sex, but she wants to take a bath and talk with me slowly.

I'm already in love with her, so I'm happy to arrange work and go see her.

She looked tired and it was already late, so I decided to buy some takeout and relax at the hotel.

I listened intently to her story while eating on the hotel sofa and taking a bath together.As she listened intently, she seemed to finally calm down.

After getting out of the bath, we lay side by side on the bed and continued talking about trivial things.I was told in advance that I couldn't do sex, and it's fun to talk lazily once in a while, so I gave up on sex.in reason.

This is a love hotel bed, and to be honest, I really want to have sex.However, I am a super rational and very patient man, so I can endure this kind of thing.Besides, by putting up with it here, something good development that leads to the next may be born.

While thinking about such things, I was lying naked on the bed and talking lazily.Then suddenly, the girl next to her suddenly turned to me and said embarrassedly with her upturned eyes.

She said, “As I thought…wouldn’t you like to have sex?”

My thick wall of reason.That wall can be broken through very easily by my sharp erection in an instant (laughs).

I'm the type to never say "I love you" or anything like that to a woman I'm dating, but at this time I couldn't control my emotions so I said it. "I like you" or "I love you".Then she got the same words back from her, so I remember well that she was happy and happy.

Hold hands in the taxi on the way home, hug and kiss when you get off.

Yes.

It was here that I finally achieved what I was looking for, a “heart-to-heart relationship with an adult.”

But I don't know who I am when I go home in a euphoric mood.

"A heartfelt adult relationship"

It didn't start now, it's already happened...

"finished"

That's what I'm talking about.

Confirmation of mutual interest.It would have been nice if that was all it took, but that would bring up issues that hadn't been brought up until now.

That's the "I'm married" problem.Come to think of it, I think I felt a bit of an unpleasant atmosphere, but the feeling of euphoria prevailed over it, and I didn't notice the disturbing atmosphere at the time.

After that, I was invited to meet her regularly, but she started asking me, "Is it okay if I just eat today?"Then she says, "I'm fine with the allowance because it's just a meal today," and she doesn't receive the allowance.

A meal date without allowance.After a month or two, I finally noticed.

"... that? Is something strange?"

that?...Maybe wait a minute?

This pattern again! ?

What I was looking for was "a heartfelt adult relationship"

Before I knew it, it was over! ? (smile)

In other words, I was looking for "adult relationship with heart"

It was just...

"Once"

So, it's over (laughs).

But it's too late.My feelings are still taken by her.Or rather, I love you too much.I managed to endure it with my proud thick reason.

You can get along and have a fun date.They probably know that I like them.But my body won't let me.A light hug at the time of parting, holding hands whenever possible.That is the limit of life and death.

In the meantime, about the girl I love so much,

"This guy is a murderer."

And I will come to think (lol)

If I keep repeating this, someday I'll seriously die! ?

I don't like it.I will die if this continues.

Once I calm down, I will open a brain strategy meeting to break down this current situation.So let's make a few strategies and implement them one by one to verify the effect.

 

 

・ Fighting ① [Strategy to invite you straight to the hotel]

Can this be called a strategy, leave it there (laughs)

To be honest, I don't even have the courage to carry it out unless I "strategize" it.

On that day, she invited me to a movie date.

The flow of watching movies from meals.

As usual, I enjoy eating, watching movies, and the clock is past XNUMX:XNUMX.

Oops, don't make it in time.

I summon up my courage and invite him to the hotel.

Me: “We still have some time, why don’t we take a bath at the hotel and relax?”

It's a pity that she doesn't have the courage to say that she wants to have sex directly.

However, if you can lure them into a situation where you are alone in a private room, there will be some kind of chance.

However, she said, "Actually, I'm sorry that women's condition continues to be bad."

'Gynecology is out of order' It doesn't matter if it's true or not.So what she says is true.

This strategy is a failure.

Or rather, if someone says something like ``femininity is bad'', most of the strategies I've come up with just can't be executed.

You need to rework your strategy.I thought about a lot of things, but isn't there a strategy to overturn this?

Right from the beginning, it was like a mud match with no particular developments.

 

 

・ Fighting ② [One-chan strategy with expensive gifts]

She no longer receives any allowance.She would rather even pay for the date.

I realize how "allowance" is a powerful weapon, and it gave me room in my heart.Money, that is, "allowance" is a powerful weapon for pushing through our convenience and selfishness.

Without my allowance, I'm just an infantryman without weapons.Or rather, just a limp farmer.Almost useless on the battlefield.I know very well that I can't do anything.

But I finally got my chance.

During the line exchange, she brought up the topic of "what I want".It's fairly expensive.

chance.

Rather, the more expensive the item, the better for me.And it's only natural that Christmas is near.

On your next date, try giving her what she wants as a gift and see how she reacts.

Aiming for "One Chan" from expensive gifts.

On the day of our date, I give her a surprise gift.

She didn't even receive an allowance, so at first my reaction was 'confused', but gradually it became a 'happy' reaction.It seems to have had some effect.

So what happens from here?I will ask about the situation with a gay feeling.But after this, I'm sorry and I'm going to reflect on myself.

Perhaps she knew that I liked her, but she felt sorry for me for somehow avoiding it.And she thought it was bad that she took advantage of my goodwill and received an expensive gift, and I think she felt sorry for misleading me in various ways.

She began to talk about how she had been deceiving me, about herself, and about her honest feelings.

· · ·

I had a long conversation with her that day.
I couldn't fulfill my gullible purpose, but I thought it was good that I could hear her honest feelings.

I feel more at ease, and I feel that we have become even closer as a relationship.

While my feelings have been sorted out to some extent, there is also a feeling that I have fallen even more in love with her.

This suffering is likely to continue.

In addition to the women's guard, on this date, I dressed myself up and fell into a situation where it was even more difficult to get my hands on.

In that sense, it can be said that this "expensive gift strategy" was counterproductive.

Well, we've finally run out of options.

I've sunk up to my head in this quagmire, and I can't even breathe.

I can't even move, just waiting to sink and die.

But for some reason, I have a “refreshing smile” on my face.This is how I feel.

There was such a refreshing way to kill people in this world (laughs)

 

 

・Walk around ③ [Private room massage XNUMXst time]

Since then, we have had many meal dates, but there has been no major progress.

However, I feel that the relationship has become more forgiving than before.As a friend (laughs).

At that time when I was about to give up, a new development was born from an unexpected event.

she is an esthetician.Massage is my job.

When I was exhausted both physically and mentally from work, she offered me a massage.too kind (crying)

Even if you can't have sex, get a massage from a woman you like.I'm pretty happy with just that.Tiredness seems to fly away.

And I was able to get a personal massage in a room of the bijiho.A private room for the first time in a while, even though I know there is nothing, I expect something a little.Just in case, keep a condom in your wallet.Is this kind of place gentlemanly or gullible (laughs)

She checked in and prepared.I will check in there too late.

I prepare for the massage according to her instructions while having the usual silly conversation.

She said, "Then take a shower, wrap a towel around your waist and knock on the door."

I take a shower, dry myself, wrap a towel around my waist, and knock on the door.

She said, "Okay. Come into the room."

I said yes.

me

For some reason she's dressed a little sexy.

What are you thinking! ? (smile)

This guy finally came to kill me for real (laughs)

I said, "There are a lot of things I'd like to say (laughs), but for now, I'll follow your instructions."

She said, "Then lie down on your stomach."

I said yes

She said, "Let's get started."

Saying that, she removes the bath towel from my waist.

I said, "...Eh."

Me: “Huh? Is massage something you do in the first place, naked? (laughs)”

She said, "I forgot my paper pants (laughs)."

I said, "Hey! (laughs)."

... Huh.

It's honestly an unexpected development.calm down calm down me

I go to men's esthetics occasionally, but of course I wear paper pants.I have never experienced a naked massage.

① From a woman you like
②In a private room
③ In a sexy outfit
④ Get a massage
⑤ Naked

This XNUMX-XNUMX combo.Can I endure it?

This guy is a real killer. . (smile)

But I can't help but lose.I am proud of this thick reason.calm down calm down me

But there was no need to worry.From there, a massage with a fairly full-fledged aroma oil will be developed.As expected, professionals are different.There are no erotic elements.It's a generally pleasant massage.

She said, "Have you ever had a massage?"

Me: “No, it’s really my first time.

She said, "Hmm.."

She said, "How do you feel?"

Suddenly she gave me a Menes style massage.

But I'm naked.The bare dick is touched directly and it becomes a gingin in an instant.

Me: "Yes...that's how it feels...or rather, I'm not wearing pants so it's dangerous..."

She said, “Sorry, sorry (laughs).

Eh, I should have continued a little longer (laughs)

After that, I returned to a normal massage, and it ended soon.

This was my first time getting a full-fledged massage, and it made my body feel really comfortable.Massage is amazing.

Half I want a massage, half I just want to see her, so please make a reservation for the next time.She readily agreed.

A few days later, she sent a line saying, "Look forward to the next time!"

What does "Look forward to it!" mean?

 

 

・Walking ④ [Second private room massage]

The second time, I was supposed to relax at a hotel with a hot spring, but I changed to a business hotel like last time because I got my period.Apart from that, it's fine.It won't develop like that.

I don't know anything about it, so I casually check in to the room she has prepared.

I didn't know that I would meet half-killed eyes from now on.

Well, I'm probably naked today as well.I find it easier to massage.If you are ready for that in advance, you can afford it.

Take a shower as before, wrap a towel around your waist, and knock on the door.

She said, "Okay. Come into the room."

I said yes.

I said, "Hey! Wait a minute (laughs)."

Is she wearing a see-through negligee over her underwear?I'm grinning like this.She's mostly in her underwear.

She said, "Well, I thought you'd be happy."

Stay tuned for next time!So that's what it is.

Or rather, I should have said "because I'm on my period" today.

This guy is a real, unconscious killer (laughs)

Or rather, are you consciously coming to kill me?

What's more, "I've been studying, so I'll try it", and I'm going to try the men's-style technique on me naked.

what is here?

Heaven?

Or hell? (smile)

I don't know what it is anymore.I'm confused.

Until the other day, I refrained from even hugging, but now I'm completely naked and my girlfriend in my underwear is giving me a tight massage.

① From a woman you like
②In a private room
③ In a very erotic outfit
④ Receive a close contact massage
⑤ I'm naked
⑥ She is menstruating

This combo of XNUMX to XNUMX is half-death, or rather, half-death.

My mind is confused as to which switches to turn on and which to turn off.

I'm getting tired of thinking about it.

Once in a while, let's be a little honest with our desires.

After a long time, I put my hands around her waist, pull her body and kiss her.

Kiss for the first time in about a year.

However, the switch that blows my reason is "kiss", so I will keep it to a light and gentle kiss.

That's how the second oil massage ended.

Mud match.I was working on it with the intention of a consistent sumo collision training, but sumo is a different country even if it is sumo.Before I knew it, this place was not Japan but "Turkey".

A traditional Turkish national sport called the world's oldest martial art.

It was Turkish sumo (oil wrestling) (laughs)

By the way, Turkish sumo wrestling is covered in oil, so it is difficult to decide the winner, and one of the characteristics is that it is a long-term match.We've been fighting for almost a year now.

I love her so much that I can't even think about whether or not to use the final secret technique "divorce and propose" at the risk of life and death.She entered the ring with the determination that it would be such a serious fight, but before she knew it, the Turkish sumo wrestling with slimy oil was an unexpected entertainment development.Is this hell or heaven

"I have more costumes at home, such as bloomers, nurses, and sexy cosplay costumes, so I'll bring them next time!"

I should have said something like that sooner.
Isn't that the kind of line you usually say when you're in a relationship with an adult?why now (laughs)

Bloomers gym clothes, she has F cup breasts.
Drool is likely to come out.

Is this trend good or bad? .

Don't think too much once in a while, let's go with the flow of oil.

Anyway, by the next time, I'll prepare for "Turkish sumo" on YouTube before the match.

Will we finally win next time?Confidence (laughs)

【Next time preview】

Oss!Ora ○ sky!

next time!Absolutely desperate, the destructive power of Chichi and Bulma!

"Flag Maker Dies!Chichi, Bloomers, and Slimy Oil Sumo

See you next time!