Flag maker, 40 years old, now changing jobs

Changing jobs now

Minami Asakura, 40 years old, has been getting irritated lately (*)

Flag maker, 40 years old, is changing jobs now

*Old stories from Asako Ito

 

I wonder if I could rhyme with Creepy Nuts' R-rating.

Hey there. It's been a long time.

This is a flag maker (hereinafter referred to as "flame").

 

Well, it's a sudden change, but I've decided to change jobs and return to Tokyo. I am about to quit my general position at a major financial institution that I joined as a new graduate and change jobs.

I think many of the male members here are professionals, are self-employed, or are representatives of small and medium-sized businesses, so some may not have an idea of ​​what a major financial institution is like.

To put it simply without fear of misunderstanding, it's like combining Shima Kosaku and Hanzawa Naoki and dividing it by two.

Of course, I understand that it depends on the company, but many major financial institutions are like a single country, and most operations and rules are strictly determined by internal regulations. There are so many that it is almost impossible to cover them all.

Through their work, they gradually become familiar with the company's regulations, hone their skills to be used within the company, make connections within the company, and work in the positions, positions, and roles assigned to them by the company.

Of course, a certain level of skill is required for dealing with external parties, but even if your external skills are low, you can survive if your internal skills are high.

When I was a young worker, I raised the level of basic external skills, and after that I focused on raising the level of internal skills. Such a world.

When it comes to who decides what duties and jobs to be in charge of, individuals have almost no choice. In the end, it's up to the company to decide. Everything is in the world of human resources. That's a major full-time job.

In the classic role-playing game ``Dragon Quest III'', once you reach a certain level, you can change jobs to your desired occupation at the Dharma Temple. You can change jobs from martial artist to magician at your own will.

On the other hand, a general employee at a major financial institution is called to the Dharma temple once every three years and is suddenly told by a priest.

“Starting tomorrow, you will be a martial artist in Hokkaido.”

“Starting tomorrow, you will be a monk in Okinawa.”

"Starting tomorrow, you will be a warrior in Kagawa."

It's like being forced to take on that role.

I want to make my wishes come true. I want to prioritize my family. In other words, if there is an element of personal preference in personnel matters, there are many cases where the employee is taken off the career path, demoted, or some kind of penalty is imposed.

There's a line in Shima Kosaku that says, ``When a transfer order is given, those who will obey it unconditionally will be ranked A, those who will accept it with conditions will be ranked B, and those who refuse to be transferred will be ranked C.'' But that's exactly what it feels like.

By the way, what volume of Shima Kosaku does this line come from? I thought about this and read it again for the first time in a while, and it was a line that appeared at the end of the first volume of Kosaku Kachojima's book, released in 1985, about 40 years ago.

Hey hey hey.

I'm surprised that today's large companies haven't changed their thinking much since 1985.

That's what I want to say.

Kosaku Shima was already having affairs with about 5 women in the first volume, so I was more surprised by that (lol)

The first volume of sex, sex, sex. A lot of island cultivation. After the woman pushed me down, I sat on his bed, smoked a cigarette, and said, ``I did it.'' Well, what should I do? ” and the part where he holds his head is one set (lol)

Also, in the first volume of Shima Kosaku, there is a story about an enemy faction trying to overthrow its leader through internal leaks.

Although Shima Kosaku is reluctant, he cooperates, and due to this, Shima Kosaku is promoted from Section Chief to Section Manager.

My boss likes me.

He goes in and out of factions and sells his face to executives.

Lower the reputation of a rival faction.

Furthermore, it devalues ​​other people within the same organization.

If you do that, you will get promoted.

Most things in large companies are decided by internal rules, but for some reason, there are no rules when it comes to evaluation and human resources, and it feels very strange that we are forced into extremely gray battles.

It is now 2024, but what is being done is exactly the same as in the world of Manga Island Cultivation in 1985. It won't change.

Disagreeable.

If he was having an affair within the company like Kosaku Shima, wouldn't he have been found out and disposed of now?

No, if it were Kosaku Shima, even in today's complacent society and harassment society that strictly adheres to morals, he would be able to have an affair without getting caught.

After all, I can do it. It should also be possible to cultivate islands. In that respect, it's on par with Flag Maker and Shima Kosaku. Self-praise.

I joined the company as a new graduate, so I didn't know anything about the world, so I started talking to my boss about it.

I have also made connections within the company.

I even joined a clique because a great person said to me, ``You're my right-hand man.''

I have even been awarded awards for my accomplishments.

Finally, I decided on my path within the company, or should I say the direction of my career advancement, and getting promoted became a reality.

On the other hand, I now know what kind of work I will do and how I will do it until I retire.

Maybe that's a good thing for many people, but there are people who are not suited for it, and I don't think it's interesting. Not exciting at all. Scheduled harmony is the least interesting thing, and I'm tired of it.

Such a boring life from now on will be a living hell.

So I'm thinking of changing jobs to another industry. Now that I'm 40 years old.

In other words, we are jumping out of the pixel art role-playing game world of the Showa era and into the 3D open world world of the Reiwa era.

However, in the open world, I am a 40-year-old old man with no experience points and no equipment.

No connections in other industries or outside the company, no experience, no qualifications.

An old man in his 40s without a 3. That is the flag maker's market value. That is the reality. Can I change jobs? (lol)

I signed up for a high-class job change service like those old guys do in commercials.

Then. Oh my god.

Immediately after registering, I started receiving interview offers from job change agents. I would really like to scout eagles.

She looks like a girl with good looks who is good at taking selfies and just registered on a dating site. I was flooded with contacts. This is so refreshing.

Feeling excited, I carefully select the best offers, meet with a career change agent, and apply to companies for document screening.

After that, I picked my booger and waited, but then I received an unexpected email.

"Your background and our work do not match"

Of course.

It's obvious.

Because I'm applying to a completely different industry (lol)

In other words, they fail the document screening.

why.

Hey. So-called high class job change agents.

You look at my background, scout me, listen to my hopes, and recommend companies that match my needs! ?

But why did I fail the document screening? (lol)

Isn't it your job to sell us to companies? What is it? Do you just connect to companies? Are they just doing the same thing that a real estate agent does when introducing properties?

Well, I don't have any specs that I can sell. That's the cause. I know.

But it's still too bad. I feel like a high-class job change agent is doing something similar to a real estate brokerage for rentals.

Well, just being able to understand this kind of system was a valuable experience.

I was feeling like a tattered mess in the job change market, but for some reason, one company picked me up.

appreciated.

I would appreciate it.

Of course, I was looking for a job in a different industry, so the company was also in a completely different industry. It's a job where I can't really use my existing skills. absolutely. Even 1 mm.

In other words, the company, or rather its president, is a bald old man in his 40s with no skills.“Looking forward to the future”I'm trying to pay a decent salary.

thank you. But.

If you think about it, it's insane.

It's already a pervert. It's not normal.

The company, or rather its president.

...That's just the way it is.

It fits. With me (lol)

Well, I have decided to change jobs.

This is the second half of life.

My current position is once again at the tail end of the formation.

Now, will you decide to pull off Burdock again and jump to the front?

Rather than trying to do what I can, I smile when I try to do what I can't do.

I want my younger boss to say things like, ``You're a useless old man.'' If it's a woman, even better. She gets chills just thinking about it.

I want my younger female boss to treat me to canned coffee.

So, I decided to change jobs from a large company to a venture company and return to Tokyo.

Hello, I'm a flag maker again.

Good evening everyone in Tokyo.

I fart again in Shinjuku. In the future, if there is a strange smell in Shinjuku, please think of it as farts from Flame.

 

2 years in Osaka

I moved from Tokyo to Osaka two years ago.

During these two years in Osaka, I had almost retired from being a dad, and I spent far more time hanging out with male members of Univa, or older men, than meeting women.

There are many energetic male members in Osaka. Everyone is doing well and working hard as dads.

I had the opportunity to interact with such seniors.

I listened to many valuable stories and watched their activities.

I have a dream. That's what I thought.

I don't have any dreams.That's what I thought (lol)

In the end, I don't know if this kind of activity is a dream or not. But that's the good thing.

It is generally said that when you become an adult, it is difficult to make friends because of conflicts of interest. It might be true if we just talked about work, hobbies, and other normal things.

But when it comes to women, it's a different story.

A man of good age was wandering about, confused, and stepping on a woman's landmine. Such pitiful stories come out, and we can share our failures with each other.

Then, even grown men can become friends with each other without any conflicts of interest.

I'm going to Tokyo, but my seniors in Osaka are important friends that I hope to continue to be friends with. Thank you.

 

Flag maker ver.4 launch

Now, on a slightly different topic, did you know that all of the cells in the human brain are replaced in about a year?

The same goes for internal organs and muscles, where all cells are replaced in about a year.

Bones take the longest to replace.

It seems that it takes 2 to 3 years for all the cells in bones to be replaced.

This means that all of a human's cells are replaced every three years.

However, of course, even if they are replaced, it does not mean that they will take on a different form. Basically, it was replaced with the same appearance as it is now.

However, as the cells deteriorate, the reproducibility gradually decreases, just as the skin loses its luster.

However, the human brain does not simply reproduce its current cells, but gradually changes its shape as it accumulates experiences and memories and replaces cells.

Since the brain has a limited capacity, cells are probably replaced in old or unused areas as they are renewed or discarded. Over the course of a year.

Oh, that's why.

No, I've thought this for a long time, but I don't feel like I'm a continuation of my childhood.

My childhood self.

My teenage self.

Myself in my 20s.

Myself in my 30s.

And I'm about to turn 40.

Each one is completely different.

That is my own understanding.

The way I think and act has changed completely over the past few years. This is a column about a dating club, so what I want to say is...

Now I have no interest in being a father at all.

By the way, I'm still interested in erotic things. There is no such thing as a father.

Before I knew it, my cells had been replaced and I became a different person. In other words, it's the birth of Flame ver.4.

 

After meeting with many male members, I realized that they all have different types of things and preferences in women, and their activities vary as well. I feel like no one is wearing it. It really depends on each person.

However, there was one thing in common among these various male members. That's this.

I want to have sex with a cute girl.

Even if what they're looking for is different, most men ultimately want to do something erotic with a cute girl. In the end there. The royal road of sexual desire.

Japan is still doing well. I didn't throw it away.

Old men and PJs emit erotic energy at love hotels, city hotels, and all over Japan.

I want to do something more erotic, but I'm in a bad situation where I want to do something more erotic, and the price and cost performance are competing with each other.

It's too wonderful.

If we gathered this kind of energy from all over the country, I think it would light up a miniature light bulb.

Anyway, I think it's wonderful, but that's exactly what made me think that being a father wasn't for me.

When I think about it, I was interested in being a dad, not erotic. I just wanted to try something I haven't done before. I just wanted to know what it's like to play with women for money by rich people.

I got tired of it when I found out. I'm tired of thinking, ``If I do this under these conditions, this is what will happen.''

The basic idea behind this job change is probably the same.

As I tried my hand at being a dad, I realized what I was interested in and had various experiences, and as a result, the source of my motivation, interest, faded, and before I knew it, my brain had been rewritten to one that could live without it. Ta.

Now, I can't even remember what it felt like three years ago when I was living a full-on life as a dad.

Of course, there were many good things, but there was one disappointing thing.

Not only do I have sex with the girls who are active dads, but I hardly even remember the details of the dates.

The fact that I don't remember it.

In other words, most of my encounters were unforgettable, and it is an unfortunate fact that I had to dismantle many of them due to brain cell renewal work.

Of course, it will remain in my memory until I die. There were also dates and encounters that will remain in the memories of world cultural heritage sites that will never be destroyed.

I now think that it would be best to preserve and preserve this world cultural heritage with care.

 

I don't know how my brain will be renovated from now on.

In a few years from now, with Flame ver.5, he may be able to return to being a dad.

In any case, I'm looking forward to seeing what happens in my 40s.

I was in my 20s and didn't understand anything about the world, but I threw everything I had into what was at hand.

In my 30s, I gradually started to understand the world and worked hard at work and play.

And from now on, I'll do something that interests me. I do what I want to do. That produces results. Realize the life you want.

I want to be like that in my 40s. Maybe that's better for me. It's probably going to turn out to be something like that.

 

After writing this far, I understand that this column is not appropriate for this occasion, as it has nothing to do with dad life.

However, since there are so many columns that are uploaded, it will get filled up quickly anyway, so unless the staff object, I think I will continue to write about the current situation and changes.

Even if you are not active, you will continue to be a member of Universe Club. I want to support the company Universe Club and Representative Kida.

Finally, although I am retired from active duty as a father, I have knowledge gained from my own experience and from others.

``I want someone to listen to my story in Papakatsu. If you know someone like this, please comment below.

Let's have a meal in Tokyo. Let's have a toast.

Also, if there are any people who would like to welcome Frame to our company as an executive, please leave a comment below.

Let's meet and exchange business cards.

 

I'll end this column with a final, difficult-to-understand rhyme.