Offer XNUMX consecutive losses!How far will you update your losing streak?

Don't Trust Anybody! (Don't trust anyone!)
(Quote: Professional Wrestler WWE Stone Cold Steve Austin)

That is my motto.

Even at the company-dating club, basically no one trusts.

But that's fine as long as the battle is won.

"Well, things are going well, but you never know when something might happen."

Stay alert, keep your head straight, and be a warning to yourself.

However, if you continue to lose the game even with the same words, it will turn around.

"Oops! No one! I don't trust anyone! (crying)"

That's what this column is about.

Don't you think I'm a popular guy with good club activities?

It could have been fine.

As a result, I misunderstood and wrote a column like this in the past.

"Annual Income XNUMX Million Arafo Office Worker: How Unpopular Men Survive Dating Clubs"
https://universe-club.jp/column/survivehimote

And in order to help women who are struggling with daddy life, I started something called "Worry Counseling Room".

"Papa Life Worries Counseling Room Started"
https://universe-club.jp/column/onayamisoudan

However, it is no longer a story of the past when the activity was going well.

It's not about listening to people's troubles.

Rather, I want someone to listen to my troubles.

And I want someone to point out my faults.

I am currently in such a situation.

"Activities at the dating club aren't going well."

"Even in the answers to the question box, the respondents seem to be on good terms with each other. I envy you."

"Am I the only one who can't do well?"

A male member who thinks so.

rest assured.

I'm losing too!

A member, respondent, and column writer who is currently in a slump with eight consecutive offers.

That is me, "Flag Maker".

Why did you go out on the battlefield again?

In the column two years ago, I couldn't make an offer because I was caught up in a relationship with one woman.Even if she makes an offer, her motivation doesn't go up for some reason.I made a column about that.

"Turn around, the times go around.Joy and sadness repeat. 』
https://universe-club.jp/column/mawaruyomawaru

However, regardless of the motivation, the "sexual impulse" is revived.

"Repeated impermanence.A sexual urge to revive. 』
(Quote: ZAZEN BOYS Hidenori Mukai)

I'm in trouble.

After all, I want to do that at least once a week.

○ Makes me want to box.

Even if you think you can't motivate yourself rationally, impermanence will repeat itself, and sexual urges will come back to life.

For the time being, I check female members regularly, and I always have about XNUMX female members on standby in my "favorites".

What should I do? .Should I make an offer or not?

I also write such a pompous column about not being motivated.

I'm also doing a ′′ Papa life worries consultation room ′′ and so on.

In the first place, there are also women who like dating.

But sexual urges come back periodically. .

What should I do? .Should I make an offer or not?

While thinking about such things, I push the fingertips of the clicks offered by the revived sexual impulses.

In the end, the sexual urge wins (laughs)

The dating club is already in its second year, so to speak, the second round.Let's be clear. You can say that the first lap was a complete win.A victorious man.
That's me

Basically a man who can continue if you make an offer.
That's me

I also pried open the B-type door, which seemed to have a high degree of difficulty.A few people were able to transition to ordinary Iitomo after meeting here.
That's me

There were also women who received marriage proposals from such encounters, and from there they became relationships without allowance.
That's me

I always receive "It's wonderful♡" from about XNUMX people every month.However, I have never received an offer from there.I choose the women I date.
That's me

Even if a reverse offer comes from the question box, I refuse because I am not enthusiastic.
That's me

The respondent has been doing it for a year.I have also written a column.I am proud that my skills at the dating club are reasonably high.
That's me

Yeah that's me

"Flag Maker"

There is no such thing as failure.

The dating club is also the second week.There is no such thing as losing.

There is no such uneasiness factor.

In other words, an invincible superma*o.

No, Super S*ya XNUMX.

No, the “Rainmaker” Kazuchika Okada, who defended the IWGP Heavyweight Championship XNUMX times in a row. (New Japan Pro Wrestling)

In such a state, I started to resume offers little by little, but before I knew it, I lost XNUMX times in a row (laughs).

For some reason, I still had time to spare for the XNUMXst to XNUMXth losses.

Recently, I was in a hurry and put in XNUMX offers in a row, but I lost XNUMX times in a row.

And eight straight losses.

By all means, someone should create a wikipedia for Universe Club and write "Frag Maker" as "the record holder for the most consecutive losses" (laughs).

If we come this far, we want to set a monumental achievement of "XNUMX consecutive losses", the record for the most consecutive losses, while being aware of the XNUMX consecutive defenses of "Rain Maker" Kazuchika Okada.

Can we lose XNUMX more in a row?! ?

All the tricks you use will be returned.

This is where you fail.

And every ball you throw is hit.

No, the ball itself is all a ball ball (lol)

No, I'm in a big slump where I don't even know where to throw the ball anymore.

where is the catcher's mitt

Before I knew it, I had fallen out of the second army farm.

The column here, basically, I feel that there are many contents of "winning match".

This column dares to be my "losing game"

Let's introduce the whole story to everyone.

*Caution: XNUMX% of XNUMX copies are complaints

XNUMXst loss [Dating type C club long history woman]

I was having a good time with my favorite girlfriend, but she suddenly became busy with her work and I was less likely to see her.

She made an offer at that time.

Relationship type is C.

He was a member of the so-called starting line-up who had been in "favorites" for a long time.

The date went well, and I was able to accept the adult companionship on the day.

However, listening to her story, she seems to be a pretty popular woman.There seems to be a lot of fat dads.

Somehow my motivation didn't go up. The second date is postponed.

But I keep getting calls from her.

She is also a very good performer.

I guess I was stocked.

With that kind of feeling, I was able to afford it, but after this, the offer losing streak continues.

As I remembered, I hurriedly asked her out on a date.

The result is "read through"

XNUMXst loss.

Well, that kind of thing is obvious (laughs)
It's my faultThere is also a degree of rudeness.
It will be a loss that seems to be unavoidable.

Second loss [Dating type B new member]

She was about an hour late for the first date (laughs)

But I guess I'm a pervert or de M in a sense.

I don't get angry.I'm not impatient.

On the contrary, I see this as an opportunity.

She said, “Dating club.

She clearly lacks motivation.

Pry open the door of such a woman.I can do that too.

As a result, it seems that he understood that I was a good guy.yes.I turn a pinch into an opportunity.you see.

And she made the following offer.

She said, "The allowance is good, so let's be normal drinking buddies!"

good!

Exchange contact information.After that, we will continue to contact you and start adjusting the play date.

However, the result is "unread through" after a while

Oh my God, do you also ignore unread messages in "Friends"? (smile)

Well, she might have some issues.Is there a problem?

There is also this kind of thing.That's the dating club☆

XNUMXnd loss in total.

XNUMXrd loss [Dating type C woman with similar hobbies ①]

Next time, let's make a woman who has the right taste.

Be an easy woman to talk to.

Let's set the relationship type to C.

Have you noticed?That I'm getting a little weak (laughs)

On the first date, if your hobbies match, the conversation will naturally continue.fun.

On the first day, I was able to agree to an adult relationship.

My hobbies match, so I hope I can enjoy dating other than adults in the future.

At a later date, I asked her out on a date, but her reaction was subtle.

why! ?

I see, I have to tell you the contents of the date properly.

Me: “How about eating only this time?”

As a result, "No food only"

I thought it would be nice to talk about my hobbies and enjoy a meal date, but that alone broke my heart and I couldn't ask her out on a date☆

XNUMXrd loss in total.

XNUMXth loss [Dating type C woman with similar hobbies ②]

Next time, let's be a woman with similar interests.

She was a good girl, but for some reason I didn't have the motivation to date an adult, so on that day we only exchanged contact information.

yes. .

That's it.If there is an invitation from a woman, should I think about it there?

Well I'll be in touch.

As a result, "no contact from her"

Fourth loss in total.

XNUMXth loss [Dating type B bokashi woman]

No, it's not a hobby.

Don't be scared!I!

Let's go bump into the woman you're interested in!I!

I was downgraded to a gold member when I renewed, but my "favorites" also include platinum women.

I've been curious about her profile for a long time.

Daddy doesn't seem to be looking for that wide.

Are you looking for a single daddy?

Will there be a recess when the offer comes in?

It disappeared from my favorites several times and was revived repeatedly.

So I speculate.

Hmmm.That means that although he received an offer and took a break, the relationship did not go well after all, and he was revived from the break.I am repeating it.

That's what I think when I read that.

I said, "I've kept you waiting! It's my turn soon!"

Pay to upgrade to Platinum.

And put an offer to her immediately.

The result is "offer failed" (laughs)

I have published a profile with a photo of the face of the woman who made an offer, but from that woman,

"I'm worried because they look like acquaintances"

I declined the offer for the reason.

No no, even though I put out a picture of my face to eliminate that kind of anxiety, there are things like 'You look like someone I know'! ?

Look at that man who looks like me (laughs)

Anyway, the platinum rank up was wasted in an instant (laughs)

This kind of thing also happens.That's the dating club☆

XNUMXth loss in total.

XNUMXth loss [Dating type B new member]

Damn it!

I will make an offer to two people at once.

Either one will definitely hit (laughs)

The first is a new member woman with a face type.

The first date is quite a response!

A woman comes to me guigui.

It's been a long time since I've had a pretty good offer!

God!thank you! (crying)

On the spot, I actively held down the schedule for the second date from the other side.Adult dating is also okay.

Delusions and expectations of the upcoming date spread.

It's my first experience to be able to come so far.

The second date was the day after the date of the woman who made the offer at the same time.

Don't worry if the other woman is a good girl.

It would be great if that girl was a good girl too.

I will face the next offer with such a buoyant mood.

XNUMXth loss [Dating type B woman who seems to be a good person]

Excuse me.

It's about time I didn't want to lose the game, of course I'm the type of woman,

"This girl who seems to be a good person should be fine."

That's why I made an offer.

I am extremely sorry.

The date went well.Her story is also lively, but she seems to have registered with her club because of her troubles in her private life and her reaction.

Naturally, the conversation became a consultation for their worries.

When I told him that I could do fortune-telling, he said, "I want you to do it!"

Exchange contact information.The next day, I immediately receive several fortune-telling requests from her.

She said, "Thank you for the fortune-telling! Please do the fortune-telling again!"

So I'm going to end the line talk, so no, more than that, what do you think about dating?

I asked her about her future relationship.

The result is "unread through"

Whoa! !

You too! (smile)

XNUMXth loss in total.

Okay okay room.

Calm down, calm down, take care of yourself.

Tonight is my second date with my daughter from last week.

I made a reservation at a fancy sushi restaurant.

Go on a date with all the preparations.

Arrive at the sushi bar and wait for her.

But...she won't come.

that! ?The line will not be marked as read either.

what? ?

There are a lot of "unread through" recently, is that it?

Could it be that my cell phone is suffering from local radio interference? (smile)

As a result, what a "cancellation without contact"

XNUMXth loss in total.

On the streets of Shinjuku.Look up at the sky and smoke a cigarette.

"Live footage of Shogo Hamada" is flowing from the huge Aurora Vision.

The singing voice of Hamasho is haunting me. .

Rather, I want more sudden heavy rain to fall now.

I want to be caught in a sudden downpour of rain.

I feel like that.

Cancel without notice.There is also a dating club☆

I can experience it and I'm going to go to the middle of the day.

XNUMXth loss [Dating type C club comment good woman]

This night of the XNUMXth loss.

I run into the folly of making more offers (laughs)

Could it be that the offer for the B type was no good?

Did you unwittingly choose a woman with a higher degree of difficulty?

If you are a woman with a relationship type C and a good club comment, you should be fine next time.

I'm getting pretty bearish, Flag Maker.

Immediately, I will make an offer in a hurry two days later.

Excuse me for being vulgar, but I'm already in the state of a male cat.

He is a male cat who doesn't get along with any female cats and wanders around the streets.

offer with that woman.I can't fail anymore.

I will try to be gentlemanly and try to have a good conversation.

She is a good girl as the club comment says.

it was good. .It looks like it's going to be okay.

Because I'm in an adult relationship on the first day with a dating type C woman.Because the win rate is XNUMX%.

End of meal.Shall we cut it out now?

Me: “Are you okay after this?

The result is...

She said, “Today is the first day, so I’m sorry!

Whoa! ?

However she says:

She said, "I met a nice person at the end of the year ♡ Would you like to invite me next time?"

...Let's believe here.

Okay okay of course. .

And at the last parting, for some reason she asks for a handshake.

what?Could I have signed a contract with a professional baseball team? (smile)

After breaking up, write a thank you note to her.

By the way, I always send a thank you line after the date.

However, the result is "unread through"...

Hey! (crying)

"Oops!"

"No one!"

"I don't trust anyone! (crying)"

What a total of XNUMX consecutive losses (laughs)

It's gone in the situation where I'm on a person's worries.

Rather, someone please take my advice.

Even though I'm training my body, I don't have a chance to show it! (smile)

The second lap of the second year of the dating club is in a bad mood.

Is my breath really stinky?

Did I tell you that I don't have that much money?

Is it bad to be bald?No, it's hereditary and there's nothing you can do about it.

Is a single detail unfriendly?Do you need double trimming?

No, start from where you can.

First of all, quit smoking. .

By the way, do you want to fart in Shinjuku and then go home?

It's been noticeably cold lately.

It's the season I miss human skin.

If you go home and your wife is in a good mood, rub her ass.

to be continued

recent eagle

As a result, I have a lot of free time these days, and after work, I spend most of my time at the driving range.I've gotten better at golf.

"Turn around, the times go around.Joy and sadness repeat. In the end, it was only for a moment that the woman I liked who appeared in the movie was just the right relationship.

Recently, I have stopped receiving allowances.
Instead, I couldn't have an adult relationship.

What is this?

this···

What the hell! ?

I want to be on good terms, hand over my allowance, and have a stable adult relationship.

Let me wear a condom in many ways!

Do you want to fall in love with me more? (smile)

What the hellIn order to fuck this woman, you need a mud match like the "Japan Fill-in-the-blank Association" column! ?

That kind of thing is hard, so I'm in the dating club, but haha!

In the first place, the offer has lost XNUMX straight losses.

Even if you think it went well, it ends like this.

I wonder if the relationship I seek doesn't exist in this world. .

four seasons of life.

At the end of the second year of the dating club, now is the entrance to the lonely autumn.

If this were a horse race, would it be the XNUMXrd corner that would meet at the end after being uprooted by other male members?

I don't let "loss" end with just a loss.

Yeah that's meflag maker.

Now, do you want to overtake everyone from the back again, one more time?All burdock removed.Okay room.

To all the male members in front of me, watch your back.

(While saying that, I broke a bone on the way and the competition was canceled and the prognosis was euthanized. There is a concern that I will say goodbye to everyone lol)

Well, anyway, let's move forward.

No, I don't even know where the front is anymore.Anyway, let's wander around here for a while.

The male cat, who couldn't mate today, wanders around Shinjuku lonely.

Do you want to go home again today after you smell a bad fart?

If there is a strange smell in Shinjuku, it is neither an accident nor a natural disaster.

it's my fart

That's why club activities are in a big slump.I can't afford to be able to take a person's consultation, so the ′′ Papa life worries consultation room ′′ will soon be closed.

If there is someone you would like to talk to at the end, please apply.I will accept it for a while.

【Application method】
・Please send an e-mail containing the contents of ① to ⑤ to the following e-mail address.

[　onayami@aol.com　]

①Universe club membership number and club name
② Number of offers so far
(XNUMX) Overview of consultation content
④ Desired consultation method (non-face-to-face or face-to-face)
　*In the case of an interview, whether or not a female member wishes to be present
⑤ Do you wish to have a tarot reading?