Univa version MONSTER LOVE ③

About XNUMX days per month ✕ XNUMX dozen

It often ends in less than XNUMX times

 

it's a finite life

 

Wounds heal slower

Time feels faster

 

My wounds still haven't healed, and my sensed speed continues to rise

Maybe the last XNUMX times I can't do anything and the end roll

 

If you think so, life is a moment

 

Life is a drama without reruns

I already remember what's behind me

That's why I think it's a meaningful time where everything is similar but different

 

Guys!It's a flag maker!

This column is the last column. (perhaps)

It started off with a nice sentence, but this is just a copy of the lyrics of my favorite artists THA BLUE HERB, Creepy Nuts and Tokyo Jihen.

 

About XNUMX days is less than XNUMX times in a dozen

 

If you think that your life is over, don't you think for a moment?

That's why I want to live without regrets.

 

If you think so, this moment is a precious time.

And each encounter is a precious encounter.

 

But what about actually?

Oxygen, sea, gasoline, and wasting a lot of care and time.

There are many people who have never met again after breaking up saying, "See you later."

 

This is a dating club, but if you look at it roughly, it's a matching of encounters between people.

Japan's population is about XNUMX million

two people I met there

But isn't it?

 

It fits, it doesn't fit.

Suitable or unsuitable.

It fits, it doesn't.

Measure it exactly with a ruler, and if it's off by even XNUMXmm, it's defective.

 

Aren't human relationships supposed to be more vague, complex, obscure, and emotional?

Don't look for rental properties on the internet.

Let's at least take a look inside.

So, isn't it okay to have a little upfront investment or a security deposit or key money?and.

 

Now, I'm not sure what I want to say to whom, so I'd like to leave the extra preface here and move on to the column.

This is the final episode of the Univa version of Monster Love.

What kind of last will we have?

 

Synopsis up to last time

When I received a comment from her about how nice it was, I was so sorry that I offered her, "At least at least the food."

In reality, she was a CM model-class beauty.For some reason, she has a passionate gaze on me.

While I'm more sorry, I seriously suspect this is some kind of scam or honey trap.

There was a lot of things on the first date, and it ended with just flirting at the city hotel in a hurry.

In the exchange after that, I found out that it doesn't seem to be a honey trap, so I asked her out on a date again. The second date ends with an active adult relationship with Daddy.

Gradually, I lean forward and by the third date I completely like her.

And at that time, she suddenly puts in a line saying, "After all, we're good friends."

 

Yes.

Always so.

Always this.

This development all the time.

 

Why do all the girls wave at the timing when they like me (laughs)?

what about everyone else?

Am I the only one like this? ?

And this is the continuation of this column.

* For details, see this column (① ② ③）

 

Kushikatsu restaurant "Tengu" in Tsutenkaku

Doteyaki at this restaurant is the best.As a kushikatsu restaurant, "Yaekatsu" next door is more popular, but I think that "Tengu" will be the winner in the Doteyaki single game.

The first thing I always order is XNUMX Doteyaki and a large bottle of beer.Sprinkle shichimi chili pepper, bring the doteyaki to your mouth, and pour the beer down.this is the bestThis flavor has always helped me.

I'm a big pro wrestling fan.

The university entrance exam for the third year of high school.The test results were sent to me by mail, but I was afraid to check the results by myself, so I remember opening the envelope while praying to Inoki, clutching the figure of Antonio Inoki.

Antonio Inoki has encouraged me in many aspects of my life, and I will continue to do so in the future.

The day after Antonio Inoki passed away, I went to this kushikatsu restaurant alone and ordered Doteyaki and bottled beer.A mourning drink alone.

This is a kushikatsu restaurant that always helps me when I'm having a hard time.

Today, I will head to the kushikatsu restaurant "Tengu" by myself.

 

When I asked why I was heading here today, she said"I want to go back to being friends"Because I'm going to call her now to persuade her after receiving the declaration.

And it's because I'm assuming that I'll be dumped as a result.

I head to Tsutenkaku for a quick drink when I get dumped.

That's why I can't accept a friend declaration from her.The distance of the heart with the person who fell in love with her can be done.I don't think she has anything to fear.

Sudden line from her"I think we are good friends."

From there, persuasion on the line continued.

Is it?The more I can persuade you, the better.

Her words (message on LINE) pierced my heart.

 

"○○-kun doesn't like me, I think he just wants a convenient sex friend."

　ー Zaku

"No one asks me anything about me, and I don't know anything, but I wonder what they like about me."

　ー Zaku

"If you don't have sex, you won't get along anyway, right?"

　ー Zaku

"In the end, I just want to do it with anyone without spending money. That's really impossible."

　ー Goff!

 

On the last date, my AT field (mental wall) was completely neutralized and disappeared.

The exposed heart of that no-guard is stabbed with Zak Zaku's sharp pencil with a dragonfly (laughs)

 

I'm not very good at making phone calls.Because I'm afraid of silenceAnd you can't see the other person's face.

However, I decided that it would be difficult to persuade them over the line, so I decided to persuade them over the phone as a last resort.

And I, Flag Maker, am a man who never fails to prepare.

You are in Tsutenkaku assuming the case of death.

When you die, Tsutenkaku will serve as a grave marker.

 

I say "Hello"

She said, "Hello."

I said, "I'm happy to hear your voice after a long time."

she said "thank you"

I"···"

she"···"

Quick silence.

 

"Are you stupid to think about losing before you even go out!!"

Antonio Inoki in my brain slaps me.

Thank you.From now on, let's honestly and frankly express our feelings without making up for anything.

 

Me: "Someday I really like you. I really want to be with you someday. I love you so much, so regardless of whether I can have sex or not, I can't accept the idea of ​​going back to being friends. It's too sad."

Me: "If there's something you haven't said, feel free to say it. No matter what it's about, I think I still like it. I want to listen to everything and accept everything. I love it so much. I want you to tell me your honest feelings."

She said, "Yeah..."

She said, "Well..."

· · ·

She told me many stories.

It was something I couldn't see because I was floating.

Or rather, what you didn't try to see, or what you didn't try to hear.

Luckily most of what she says is acceptable, I want to accept it.I'm glad you told me.That was the content.

 

But only one.

 

Only one thing was hard for me to accept now.

 

"Actually, I'm doing dad activities with other men."

 

yes.If you think about it normally, it's obvious.Because I met her through an offer at Univa.

However, if you really fall in love with her, she will be having sex with another old man for an allowance.Just imagining that fact makes her gasp well up.She feels like she wants to die.

Totally unacceptable.

 

Me: "Then, I'll pay you the amount you need, so I want you to stop seeing other men!"

She said, “Hmm.

I said, "Then what should I do?"

She said, "That's why I'm such a woman, right? You shouldn't see her anymore. I think the shock will only last for a moment, so I think it's better not to see her again."

 

Listening is hell, hearing is hell.

It's hell if you don't open it, hell if you open it.

 

Not everything can be solved with money.

i love hershe wants to know about herBut she is the fact that she is a daddy.I just can't accept the fact that she will continue to be a dad from now on.

 

She said, “Look.

Me: "No, that's it, I don't like it."

Me: "But I don't want to meet other men, and I don't want to be able to see them (crying)."

 

If you notice it, half cry.

I really don't know what to do.

In the end, I wanted to convince myself to call, but I was the one"Let me think about it"and ended the call.

 

Half-kill of splendid revenge.

 

In a daze, I went into a kushikatsu restaurant and ordered doteyaki and a large bottle of beer.

Usually, if I eat Doteyaki and pour beer down, I feel a little better, but this time it's not clear at all.I really feel like I want to die.The shock is too big.

Thinking about what to do while being stunned.

I wonder if I can still love her even though I know she's working as a daddy?

No, anyway, the shock is so big that I can't think of anything right now, I can't accept it.But I absolutely hate breaking up (crying)

 

This is a kushikatsu restaurant in Tsutenkaku.

This neighborhood is a place where you can find not only kushikatsu restaurants, but also other deep restaurants.

But Tsutenkaku is more than just a kushikatsu restaurant.There is a certain huge facility.

 

It is "The world's largest hot spring spa world"

 

I am a huge sauna lover.

This feeling of wanting to die that doesn't seem to heal at all even after eating Doteyaki and beer.Mental rock bottom.I don't think this feeling will ever go away.

But let's try it because it's a situation like this.

 

Mental Abyss Man VS Sauna

 

Will the person with the lowest mentality win?

Can a sauna fix such a person?

No, it can't be fixed.

 

The world's largest hot spring "Spa World"

I enter Spa World with staggered steps.

Luckily today's men's bath is in the Asian zone.

I prefer saunas in the Asian zone, so it's perfect for experiments.It looks like we can have a serious fight.

Laughing alone, I go into the sauna right away.

 

I said, "Yes.."

 

I sit face down and droop.I was so shocked that I didn't even have the energy to sit up straight.

XNUMX minutes have passed.I leave the sauna and take a cold bath.

Only this first water bath is quite tough.

I ``hmm...''

I can't stand it and reach my limit in about XNUMX seconds and leave the water bath.

The good thing about this Asian zone is that there is a place where you can lie down.I lie down and take a break.

The first round is over, how is my mental state?

 

yes.Mental is still acclaimed, in the dark.There is no sign of getting ready.

 

Well of course.

I said, "Yes..."

 

Then on to the second round.

 

Enter the sauna for XNUMX minutes, then go to the water bath.

It feels good from this second water bath.

Then lie down and rest.

I can hear the sound of blood flowing all over my body.

 

I "Whew.."

 

And enter the third round.

 

Enter the sauna for XNUMX minutes, then go to the water bath.

This third water bath feels even better.angel robe (■), I enjoy long cold baths.

* A thin layer of water that forms around the body when you leave the sauna and take a cold bath.

Then lie down and rest.

· · ·

Well, what do you think?what's my mentality?

· · ·

···yeah?Huh?

···Something

 

I think it will be accepted (laughs).

 

The doyoung feeling I had until a while ago has faded.

· · ·

What do I like about her in the first place?

something?

how it looks?action?words or actions?

Something like that "visible"? ?

No, right?

 

she herself.I mean, you love her on her cellular level, don't you?Flame.

 

She also has various circumstances and feelings.

If you really love her, why don't you accept her?

That's right!Flag Maker! !

 

Oh!

Ola!I feel accepted! !

 

Mental Abyss Man VS Sauna

Sauna won by KO in this match in XNUMX rounds.

 

I can fix any human being.

That's the sauna.

Thank you Sauna.

And thank you Finnish people (laughs)

 

As soon as I left Spa World, I called her.

Me: “I’ve been thinking about what happened a while ago, but I really love you and my feelings haven’t changed! And you’re doing daddy activities. I want you to talk to me without hiding anything, and I think I'll still like it no matter what it's about!"

She: “What happened? What happened in the last few hours (laughs)?”

Me: “I realized my deepest feelings.

She: “But isn’t that kind of relationship strange? It’s strange.

Me: “I understand what you are saying. But even so, we can still love each other.Let's create a ``unique relationship in the world'' together!"

She said, "Yes."

Me: "And think about it. Is it really okay? My stick is the only stick in the world that can make you cum inside, you know? Is it okay to let go of it so easily?"

I said, "It's the only stick in the world!?"

She said, “No (laughs), hmm.”

Me: "No, that's just a joke (laughs) Well, no matter what happens, I still like you, so from now on, let's talk about anything."

She said, “Hmm…that’s me too.

Me: “Besides, you don’t hate me, do you?”

She said, "Yeah. I don't hate it."

I said, "You like me, don't you?"

She said, "Yeah."

Me "I love you"

She: "...me too."

I said, "I'm happy (crying) I want to get married."

She: "... me too. I want to get married♡"

I said, "Then let's get married!"

she said yes

· · ·

 

I enter Kushikatsuya Tengu again and order Doteyaki and bottled beer (large) again.

Then, sprinkle shichimi pepper on the Doteyaki, bring it to your mouth, and pour beer over it.

 

... this time it's delicious

... it's stinging

Dry body after sauna.

And to my parched heart.

Doteyaki's sweet miso and beer will make you feel good.

 

After leaving the kushikatsu shop, I put on my earphones, smoked a cigarette, clicked the lighter, and exhaled smoke into the dark sky.

I "Whew.."

Maybe this song fits my mood right now.

 

I want to remain honest even that

I can't do it well

I just don't understand don't worry at all

You can't just pretend to understand

A world just for you and me forget who is what

Only two people can understand

full of things like that It's fine, is not it

Shake In my heart

(Kokoro no Mama ni/never young beach)

 

... it touches my heart

My emotions were shaky, but I'm glad I was able to honestly say what I thought.

And as expected of me.It's a perfect song selection for the mental of the day.

It was really nice to be able to make up. .

Maybe I was relieved, but my tears were overflowing.

A good old man cries of joy alone at Tsutenkaku.Objectively it's bad, but let's be honest with how we feel today.

 

new relationship

After that, I started calling him almost every day when I couldn't see him.Talk about nothing to each other and have a lazy conversation.

If you have a hard time with each other, comfort each other.Share when you have fun.A relationship where you can talk about anything.

She said, "I've been working as a dad today (laughs)."

Me: "Oh, thank you for your hard work. How was it?"

She said, "It wasn't cool (laughs)."

I said, "Oh! I did it (laughs)."

I said, "But you pretended to cum anyway, didn't you?"

She said, "Well, because it never ends."

Me: “Hey, everyone pretends to be cum (laughs).

She said, “Well, it can’t be helped (laughs).”

I said, "By the way, I haven't heard from another dad before.How much are you getting? ”

She said, "Today's people are XNUMX."

Huh?It didn't come to mind.

I will ask again.

Me: "Eh? How much?"

 

She "XNUMX each time"

 

[Play back my lines in the middle of the column here]

Me: "Then, I'll pay you the amount you need, so I want you to stop seeing other men!"

 

I used to say that line.

The monthly amount that I can pay is below each time (laughs)

 

Me: “Seriously!? It’s amazing. I thought she was too beautiful, but when I heard the specific amount, it was amazing.”

It's very different from the relationship I originally envisioned, but I'm getting along well with this.

I don't know what she really thinks of me, but I still love her so much that I plan to marry her in a few years.We are gradually preparing for it.Arbitrarily.

 

A Final Word

Universe Club is the largest dating club in Japan. As of February XNUMX, there are a total of XNUMX male members and XNUMX female members.

By the way, the total number of women I have offered and actually met in Universe is XNUMX.

I never thought we would meet like this in the end.

 

I would like to once again thank the Universe Club, all the staff, and Mr. Kida.

I also liked the columns of senior column writers who inspired me to write a column here, especially Mac, Joe, and Saito.I'm really thankful to you.

I would also like to thank all of you who have read my column and all of you who have left comments.

Finally, I would like to express my gratitude to all the male members who have actually met me through the questionnaire and columns, and who I am currently on good terms with.

I will withdraw from the activities of the dating club, but please let me continue to get along with you.

 

I may write something if something happens, but I would like to conclude my writing activities here with this column as the last.

And while my pseudonym is "Flag Maker", I'll be writing something somewhere else in the future, so if you find me, I'd appreciate it if you could support me.

And I think that the two of us will eventually get married and be published in Uniba's Kotobuki Style, so until then Tranquilo.Don't worry, please look forward to it.

 

Until we meet again!

Asta Luego Adios!

Thank you very much!

 

*Last word

column.Up.It's late, isn't it?

Since the number of columns is abnormally large, it takes about a month after posting.

So.During that month.

 

I was dumped (laughs)

Well that's real.

 

Flame was killed in a big explosion.

Bye-bye everyone in the universe (Univa)

 

Lastly is the testament.

Serious love, no good, absolutely.