Univa version MONSTER LOVE①

Guys!It's a flag maker!

Well, it's December, and it's almost time for mandarin oranges to be delicious.By the way, do you send anything to current or past women?

I, a flag maker (hereinafter referred to as Flame), send seasonal fruits all over the country.The first is a persimmon, the second is a mandarin orange.

There are many women who have been transferred since April this year and cannot meet, and in addition, the environment is changing as women get married and move.

Flame has been sending fruits all over the country, thinking of something at least.

Why don't you all send some fruit to the current and past dating women?

 

Hmm?

What?What?

 

"Don't bother the women. I don't need fruit. Send me money, not fruit!"What?

 

I'm sorry, sorry.Many dads don't know the address or real name of the woman they're dating, and they don't even have a trusting relationship.Or they just cut me off and I can't get in touch with them.There are a lot of dads who can't send fruit to the women they've dated in the past, even if they want to.

That's disrespectful.

 

Children!

It's a flag maker!

 

No ~ recently, there are a lot of columns.It may be a good thing that the number of column writers has increased, but the number of column writers I want to support is very small.Most of the columns are meaningless.It's unclear what you're writing about.

There is also a how-to column inside, but in the first placeWho would buy a how-to book written by a mysterious old man with unknown achievements?smile

There is a gap like Kuro-chan's behavior in the popular downtown event "Monster Love" on Wednesday. "Don't say that!", "It's disgusting!"He is established as laughter.

On the other hand, the comment column is closed and the column does not allow tsukkomi "Who are you!"It's just creepy.no longersuspense horror.

A column of zero grams like dust,unintentional suspense horrorIt is very lonely that past masterpieces are buried more and more.

People who have recently come across this column probably don't know about the chemical reaction between Joe and Princess Nana, Mac's Akari-chan episode, or Saito's exciting column.

Am I the only one who is conscious of such past masterpieces and writes a column with a spirit of aiming for at least XNUMX views each time?

A super column that surpasses masterpieces.By intervening with our predecessorsThank you for your hard work.I'll take over later.I want a column writer who will force me to retire as soon as possible.

How long do I have to keep writing columns? .

 

Who will help me?Spa.

 

It has a light taste and an edge, and it doesn't have a weight.No feelings, no emotions.There are many columns that I don't feel like rereading.whyAre you going to bother splitting up that thin episode?After reading, my impression is "yes.and?There are so many things that I think.What are Chimmies earning points?You can't write that kind of content, emotions, AI or robots?Thin content that can be fabricated without real experience.Anyone can write quickly.

Why isn't there a comment section for that? ?The default setting is to have a comment field.

 

I'm sorry, sorry.I am aware that the content is weak.Are you afraid of critical comments and purposely closing the comment section?

That's disrespectful.

 

Guys!It's a flag maker!

 

Oh no ~ if you realize it's December in the blink of an eye. I was transferred to Osaka in April, but it's too early, isn't it?

Looking back on April and beyond, I thought that my motivation to live as a dad had dropped and that nothing interesting would ever happen, but a lot of things happened.

Last column (■), I wrote about “Papa Katsu / Psychology”.Simply put,Allowance Dating is a fake (staging) and a pseudo-romance, so we pursue realism', Let's have a genuine and heartfelt dating.It was stating.

After writing that column, in order to pursue realism in dating, I decided to start after falling in love with the other person.After I really fell in love with the other person, I seriously tried to apply for an adult relationship with an allowance.

First of all, be honest with your feelings, then open your heart to the other dad active girl and honestly convey your favor.Emotional dam bursts and love is broken.

What happened as a result?

 

It became an "adultery relationship" instead of an allowance relationship.

Shame!This time too, it won't be a "heart-to-heart relationship"! !

 

I'm sorry, I was a little overwhelmed (laughs).It goes without saying, but I will pay for transportation expenses and date fees, and I will receive her date expenses.This may be what we call “heart-to-heart dating.”But my feeling is that it's not an allowance dating.Adultery.

There's a saying, "a heart-to-heart relationship with an allowance." ?

Are you there?Because this is a dating club (laughs)

But you know.If you get along well, or rather, if you like each other, it's not an allowance anymore.I forgot that common feeling.That it's normal.

Dear readers! It's an illusion like 'heartfelt dating'.Stop spending money looking for things you don't have.I'm going to stop pursuing 'heartfelt allowance dating' from the last column (laughs)

It seems that Flame can't get on that route.Because dad active girls are trying to pay for love hotels.She says things like "I like your face♡" to me, who is not even handsome.the purpose of her meeting me"XNUMX% money, XNUMX% flame".I can only assume that her optic nerves and cranial nerves are starting to rot, but she's embarrassed by the fact.

However, I would like to recommend adultery to all readers.Adultery thrives.In addition, he has an affair with a daddy girl he met at a dating club.this is yesShe is exceptionally beautiful.

Adultery yes.I'm so excited.

 

yeah?Huh?

I can hear booing from both men and women.

 

What?What?

"It's against the rules, such as having an affair with a live daddy girl you met at a dating club!You're not a gentleman!Pay your bills properly!''?

 

No no no.

Disagreeable.

 

In the first place, at the time of being in the dating club, it deviates greatly from social ethics.Isn't adultery healthier?Well which one.Both are unethical behaviors.

Let's get along well with these heretical cockroaches who have deviated from ethics.Encourage and support each other and live in harmony.

 

I'm sorry, sorry.That's right, everyone, can't you have an affair with a daddy girl you met at Univa?In other words, it is pitiful that there is no such thing as falling in love with the other woman.

On the other hand, there are no encounters with dads who can seriously like daddy girls.Oh, poor you.

In short, that.I'm jealous of flames.I'm sorry, I actually noticed.Jealousynot a gentleman"And"Rule Violation' or 'It's not that I can't do it, I have no intention of doing it’ and criticize Flame by deceiving him.

 

Also, I'm friends, that is, "Cockroaches are all friendsI wonder if everyone is not aware that they are cockroaches.You don't look in the mirror.

On the roof of Univa's cockroach Hoihoi is written 'Gentlemen only can enter'.When he saw the sign, he mistakenly thought, "I am a gentleman."Hanging in a delicious smell and entering the cockroach hoihoi.Everyone is such a "cockroach without awareness of cockroach".

That's disrespectful.

 

Guys!It's a flag maker! (smile)

 

Well, from the beginning, the heel (villain) has a fully open mic appeal, but it's daring.Dare (laughs)

Because.Anyway, there are a lot of columns these days. In order to get XNUMXviews, I have to at least stand out.

And how long do I have to fight on the front line with all my might?Former K-1 heavyweight champion "Devil Prince" Badr Hari is also XNUMX years old in the XNUMXth year of Reiwa, right?There is a limit to physical strength, energy, and motivation.To be honest, I'm tired of the royal road dad life.As expected, it will be gray soon.

soon the eagleHeel turnI decided that the next talent would not be born unless it became.It is also the role of veteran heels to raise the status of a small baby face and make it popular.

Hey, someone please beat Flame and let me retire quickly.Ready to be knocked down.

 

In addition, heels (villains) basically have a good personality, and can only be played by humble and serious people who can read the mood.That's common sense in the professional wrestling industry.Jay White of New Japan Pro-Wrestling is a prime example.And cheering for heels is booing.

People who don't know heels well are like that.American wrestling might be easier to understand, including the fan base.At this point, I think AEW's MJF players are easy to understand.No, it's still hard to understand for those who don't know professional wrestling (laughs)

It is difficult to explain heels to Japanese people who do not know American professional wrestling.BecauseTake the intentional lies and productions as they are and take them seriously and go up in flamesfrom.Even though it's a daring criticism or just a story, it tends to offend me honestly.There are many honest people.That's why interesting programs and projects are disappearing from TV more and more.

 

During the soccer World Cup, Torio, who was a former member of the Japanese national soccer team and was called a "fighter" when he was active, was criticized for saying that he was a "hebo" to the current national team, but that is a deliberate heel. Just bought (the villain) and left.We need boos, not criticisms.That's not a criticism.It's something to enjoy.

 

The same goes for the criticism of Westland's stinging comedy, which won the M-1.Manzai is something that begins to make up stories on the stage.Comic dialogues that do not hurt people and sharp-tongued comic dialogues are also made-up stories and productions, and in other words, they are lies.Even though it's the same lie, the venomous manzai criticizes it.Isn't it funny?

 

The same goes for this column.Flame is flame.They are all the same person.However, if you make the content of the column pleasant, it will be liked.On the other hand, if the content is close to the heel, it will have antipathy.Isn't it funny?Isn't it strange? (laughs)

 

Not really.You can't see anything because you look at the visible things like words, sentences, and money, and don't try to see the invisible things.

Bet everything on what you can't see without grounds.

That kind of courage shakes the other person's heart, breaks through fiction, and reaches the truth.I think so.

 

Even so, the booing feels good.I want more and more.

On a side note, the whole body slap I get from a woman feels good.

 

Guys!It's a flag maker! (smile)

 

Now that the microphone appeal is finally over, let's move on to the main subject of this column.

Did you all see the popular project "Monster Love" in downtown on Wednesday?

It's a great entertainment, so I'd like you to see it.And I want all the male members of the dating club to see it.

 

(The following contains spoilers)

 

For those who haven't seen it, nine women appear in front of Kuro-chan.The nine women are of two types: XNUMX. A woman who really likes Kuro-chan and XNUMX. A woman who wants to be an idol.

① A woman who likes Kuro-chan appeals to Kuro-chan as it is.On the other hand, ② women who want to be idolsIf you drop Kuro-chan, you can become an idol] Appeal to Kuro-chan for the audition.And who is this ① and ② will not be revealed to Kuro-chan and the viewers until the end.

Will Kuro-chan be able to see through true love?It is a project called.

If you look at it normally, "Kuro-chan is disgusting! It's just a laughable project, but this ② scene where women who want to be idols drop Kuro-chan in order to fulfill their dream of becoming an idol.And the words, emotions, and mysterious tears when this ② was dropped from Kuro-chan.That kind of scenery is similar to that.

 

A scene where the girls who live with dads drop their dads in order to get an allowance.

And the words, sentences, and emotions that the papa active girl who was cut by her papa finally throws up.

 

Wouldn't you be horrified if the woman in front of you whom you trust thinks "(XNUMX) XNUMX% for your allowance"?

In other words,This is a dating club.Women have the right to refuse.But the fact that she's dating me means that she has a little favor for me.When I thought, the dating woman in front of meAim for XNUMX% allowancewas.

This is a scary story, but it's more common than we male members assume.I affirm.

But it is. I was XNUMX% looking for an allowance.I thought there was a relationship of trust as a person, so it was unexpected" or "LikedThat's what they say.

Don't be fooled.What hurt them wasonly pride”, and what was lost was not a person, but a gold crane.

 

By the way, I'm going to be honest with you.

Flame thought to the women he met at Uniba that he was in a relationship, saying, "At least, they don't hate Flame.However, when I open the lid, the result isXNUMX% allowancewas.I was cut off suddenly, and when I misunderstood whether I didn't need an allowance, I was asked for an allowance or a gift.Looking back, that's all.

There is only one woman in the true sense of the word who has continued to have a normal relationship from an active relationship with her dad.I've met quite a few women and ended up with only one.That's not Univa either (laughs)

By the way, there's not just one woman who trusts me within my dad's active range.That's why we can send persimmons all over the country.But that doesn't count in this number.

 

That's right, I'm FlameI can't trust anyone like a dad live girl"I think.In other words, I myself became such a monster that "I can't trust anyone".

I received a passionate and wonderful comment from a certain woman.She is my fan and seems to like me.But she's already turned into a monster, so I can't believe it.

* For details, see this column (■) Please see.

Now she said,① I really like flag makers' or '②Actually, I just want to have a “marginal relationship” with a flag makerIs it?

Which one do you think the readers are?

 

As I said at the beginning, at this point in time, I'm already in an "adultery relationship" with her.I'm excited.But is it a small amount?is handing over

But I, Flame, am a monster with a broken heart.I can't believe it's that easy.Maybe ②.I don't know what to believe.

I can't even believe what's happening in front of me.I can't believe she likes it.She doesn't even know why she likes eagles.Does she really like him or is he deceiving her?

I really understand Kuro-chan's feelings (laughs)

 

The flame column is finally the final chapter.

Univa version "MONSTER LOVE"

It's opening.

 

【Next time preview】

"Flag Maker, let her sniff the top of her head with a greasy odor to test her feelings! 』

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