[Papa's life extra edition] Active famous AV actress VS flag maker ② ~Finally settled! ~

Hello.flag maker.

Before getting into the main subject of the column, first of all, I will announce the next Papa Katsu Summit.

 

"Flag Maker and President Kida's All Night Universe" will be held on December XNUMXst (Wednesday)! !We are looking for your worries, questions, and dad life episodes!

 

Outline of “Flag Maker and President Kida’s All Night Universe”

[Date and time] December XNUMX (Wednesday) XNUMX:XNUMX-XNUMX:XNUMX

 

[Time schedule/Plan content]

XNUMX:XNUMX Real-time Q&A and chat time with Flag Maker and President Kida

・In the video that will be uploaded at a later date, this part will be cut, so I will respond to racy questions here.

XNUMX:XNUMX Flag Maker and President Kida's All Night Universe

・The first half is a “consultation room” and “question reception corner” by President Kida and myself.

・In the second half, the “P-XNUMX Grand Prix” will be held to determine the best daddy episode from among the daddy episodes solicited from everyone.All applicants for the introduced episode will receive an Amagif, and the winner will receive XNUMX Amagif.

XNUMX:XNUMX-XNUMX:XNUMX Scheduled to end

 

[Application method and reception desk]

Reception counter:flagmaker@universe-club.jp

■The application period is until XNUMX:XNUMX on Sunday, November XNUMXth.Please send an email containing the items ①②③ below to the above address.

① Pen name

② Application corner name (papa live trouble consultation or P-XNUMX Grand Prix)

③ Contents (worries, questions, content of fortune-telling hope or content of dad activity episode)

 

We are looking forward to your application!

In other words, we need your cooperation to make the event happen.I'm looking for numbers!

Please feel free to apply.

 

This column is a continuation of this column.

[Papa Live Extra Edition] Active Famous AV Actress VS Flag Maker ①

Participated in an individual photo session with a fan AV actress, and finally exchanged contact information.And I wrote up to applying for a date.Actually, I was planning to write the results a little earlier, but the date was rescheduled, so the report was delayed.

And the date rescheduled date is finally approaching, but before that, I will organize the strategy I made last time.After that, I will research her again and prepare some topics for her to talk about.

I will be ready to deal with any developments, and then I will make up my mind.

 

And on the day of the date.

 

・I wore beautiful trunks.

・I also treated unwanted hair.

・I drank a supplement that eliminates bad breath.

・I put extra money in my wallet.

 

All set.I finished work early and headed to Ebisu.

 

By the way, my relationship with her is Ichifan and AV actress.Of course, I didn't talk about allowances before the date, and I didn't even try to go to a hotel.I'm a fan (laughs).

It is also unknown whether he is reading the air to some extent.The worst is likely to be development such as "I'm on my period today."

In other words, it's been a long time since I've had a battle without pre-established harmony.

Besides, I'm usually nervous.Because I'm a "fan" in the first place (laughs)

 

Now, let me tell you the whole story of that date.

 

Start from wrong person

The worst story is a sudden cancellation on the day.

The last date was rescheduled, so there is a possibility.

Is it better to put a confirmation line on the day?The battle has already started from here.

 

I bet on 'no confirmation line'.If it is canceled at the last minute, there is no possibility in the first place.If so, I'm going to set it up with Dawn.

Sure enough, there will be a line from her.

 

She said, "Sorry!"

(I have a bad feeling. Is it a last-minute cancellation?)

She said, "Can we please wait a little bit later?"

(it was good~..)

I said, "It's okay. I'll tell the store."

She said, “Thank you!”

(Safe..)

 

I managed to fix the date.By the way, she doesn't seem to have a private room or anything like that to prevent her identity from being exposed, so if she's dignified, she won't be exposed, and even if she's exposed, she can deceive it appropriately.So she focused on rice and became a Japanese food at the counter seat.

 

And at the meeting time, I entered the store early and waited, but I felt an unusual tension.I can't stop being nervous.

I try to calm down by looking at the menu table, but I can't even get into the menu.

I'm so nervous, is today's date okay?I am very uneasy.

In such a case, let's take abdominal breaths, collect Ki in the Tanden and concentrate.

 

Akan (laughs)

 

My heart beats too fast and I can't concentrate on tanden.

 

Look at your smartphone.No, when she came, I thought she would be uncomfortable looking at her smartphone, so I put it away.It's finally time to wait.However, she didn't come yet, so she took out her smartphone again and checked her Twitter for some reason.No no, it would be disgusting if I checked her Twitter on my phone when she came.Thinking that, I put my smartphone away in a hurry.And look at the menu table again in vain.

She came while I was nervous like this.

 

She said, "Sorry to keep you waiting!"

I turned around with a bang.

I said, "No, it's fine..."

She's talking to the fat old man sitting next to her.

me, it's me

I'm here (laughs)

 

Me: "I'm here (laughs)"

She said, "I'm sorry (laughs). It's been a long time since we met, and the atmosphere was different, so I didn't understand m(_ _)m."

surely.I'm done with work today, so I'm wearing a suit.At the last photo session, I was wearing plain clothes and thin sunglasses and a cap, so it can't be helped that I don't know.

Me: “Today I’m wearing a crunchy suit and I’m always wearing a cap.

 

Okay okay.Don't be depressed, let's calm down.

This is the start.roger that.

If I were to compare my current location to horse racing, it would be the tail end of the race.

I'm in a hurry inside, but at times like this, I encourage myself.

From now on, I'll be the one who's going to overtake everyone and score a goal.

Okay, all horses can afford without burdock.

 

The fat old man next door.Thank you.Thanks to you, I should be able to see a little better.

Nice pass.Everyone's on my side

 

I said, "Well, let's have a toast first."

she likes to drinkThat honestly helps.

She said, "Yes."

 

Cheers first.I sipped my seichu slowly while spinning my head at high speed.Put the mug down and think about what to say.

Put the mug down slowly.

 

Me: “Come to think of it, the audition was really tough.

She said, "Yeah. I'm sorry for cheering you on."

Me: “No~, I’m sorry I couldn’t support you either.

She said, “It was difficult (laughs).”

 

Speaking up to this point, I felt a sense of incongruity.

yes.It's different from the voice I know (laughs)

The tone of voice and the way of speaking are too different from in the work and at the individual photo session.

One tone lower than what the voice thinks.Is this a private voice?

That languid sweet voice and atmosphere is work.To be honest, it's so different that I can't believe it's the same person.

Is that normal?She's an actress.

But to be honest, the private saba-saba mode isn't bad either.Thank you for being so easy to talk to.

Or rather, at the point when this private mode is given to me, you can say "the first stage is cleared".

 

good.

 

From the second cup, we decided to drink sake together.I'll borrow the power of alcohol and get you a little drunk.

I'm going to drink, I'll drink (laughs).

I said, "Excuse me. Please give me some water!"

I will prepare a chaser in a hurry (laughs)

 

From my preliminary research, I knew that my tastes in movies and manga were quite similar, so I didn't have much trouble talking about them.

The recent movie we both saw happened to be the same movie, so the conversation was naturally lively.

At some point, she seemed to be drunk.

In one hand,

She said, "I'm the type to fall in love with a pretty face, and I like handsome guys.

Before I knew it, a man's story began, something like a love consultation.

She said, "ButIt's kind of cold when you come here (laughs)."

Me: “Yeah, she’s a really cruel woman (laughs).”

Around this time, I also became natural, and I was able to see her as a normal woman, breaking free from the “fan curse”.

Because,You, who I am a fan of, and the real you.Because the characters are too different (laughs)

If so, there is something we can do.You should let me out there.

 

She: “And for me, smell is important.

I said, "I'm going to make a prediction, but the guy you like will definitely smell like a pillow when he's around XNUMX."

While listening to various stories while talking like this, she seems to play with a lot of men.It seems that she will attack the man who cares about her.

 

Let's sort it out here.

・I like handsome guys

・If you fall in love, attack yourself

・As a result, there are more than a few handsome playmates

 

Well, maybe this situation would have scared me in my twenties.

つ ま り"I'm not handsome, so I'm not that kind of target."Are you saying in a roundabout way?You must have thought

 

Yoshio Kojima will appear in your mind.

"It doesn't matter! It doesn't matter!"

 

that's right.In the first place, I don't want to challenge such handsome guys to a "face game".

It's a battle of total strength.If I were to use gymnastics as an analogy, I would go for the overall win, not for each event.

 

For example, let's say that the handsome man has a total of XNUMX points: XNUMX points for face, XNUMX points for height/style, XNUMX points for speech/humor, XNUMX points for consideration/consideration, and XNUMX points for humanity/manners.

In that case, I would go and get a total of XNUMX points, including XNUMX points for face, XNUMX points for height/style, XNUMX points for speech/humor, XNUMX points for attentiveness/consideration, and XNUMX points for humanity/manners.Combined power will win.

To put it bluntly, I have a good point that handsome guys don't have.

 

How many years do you think you'll live with this ugly guy?

Do you feel ugly and do nothing?

While the good-looking guys are sitting cross-legged, Kochitora has been working hard for about XNUMX years! !

 

I won't lose so easily.

Even if she loses, it's just because she doesn't see it.Then please from here (laughs)

 

Assuming that my good points are conveyed naturally, it's more important not to irritate her weak points.

I said, "Then what kind of man do you fall in love with?"

She said, "I'm going to attack you, but I don't have any intention of getting a boyfriend right now, so as I said earlier, I'm not good at coming from the other side."

She said, “Is there anyone who broke up with me because of that?”

Me: “Did you attack yourself?”

She said, "Yes (laughs)."

I said, "That's terrible (laughs)."

 

And just in case, I'm a fan, so I casually ask about it.

Me: "You're basically a hard worker, so it's likely that you'll end up getting into trouble with your fans as a result of trying your best to deal with them."

She said, "Oh... there is (laughs).

She said, "There have been quite a few of those things, and now I'm careful about the distance I have with my fans."

Here, let me confirm "where I am sorted".

Me: “I’m a fan (laughs)”

She said, "You'll never feel that way. You (laughs)."

 

good.

 

I knew halfway through, but you didn't treat me like a fan anymore.

My biggest concern was that people thought I was a fan of Gachi Koi, but it doesn't seem to be a problem.It is a feeling that a certain level of trust has already been obtained.

 

chance.

 

Or rather, I used to close the distance with her, who I didn't understand and was mistaken for who she was.

Don't underestimate my overall strength (laughs)

 

We talked about the store we wanted to go to next, what we wanted to do next, and the inside stories of the AV industry.

The old man next door is long gone.Thank you for giving me a good pass.

 

whether to invite to the hotel

Me: “Then, shall we go out soon?”

She said, "Yeah. I'm going to the restroom!"

 

I will finish the accounting while she is going to the restroom.

Hmmm.What should I do.If you don't do anything, the next date will definitely happen.

What should I do···.

 

"flag maker.彼女AndfriendAsLivingWearroadIsn't there also?'

 

In my head, Ashitaka (Princess Mononoke) says:

surely.Make friends with your favorite actress.It's also an ant.What should I do. .There is a moment of confusion.

 

... No, it's not.It's Ashitaka.

 

When you left the village, you were a jerk who handed over the important obsidian knife you received from your fiancé, your friend (Kaya), to the next friend (San) without any sense of guilt.Besides, you're definitely cheating on Tatara, aren't you?I don't want you to say that (laughs)

 

pick yourself up.

Besides, I have to write the result in the column.

 

It doesn't matter if you win or lose, let's settle it anyway.

I made up my mind.

 

I said, "Thank you for the meal."

Go down the stairs of the store and go outside.

She said, “It was delicious~! Thank you for the meal♡”

When I go out, I look at my watch and say,

 

Me: "Do you still have time?"

She said, "Hmmm. It's still okay."

I said, "Okay, let's go to the hotel (laughs)."

She said, "Okay (laughs)."

 

"Getz!!'

"Getz!and turn!'

Dandy Sakano in my brain decided a brilliant turn.

 

Persistent after being refused once.Please keep your head down.Flash money.So, I'll do my best to respond.

I thought that such a development would be a column topic, but it was a smooth development.

 

"YATTA! YATTA! Invite me to the hotel YATTA! YATTA! I can go to the hotel~"

"I can write a column, it's great~! I can have sex, I'm happy~!"

In my brain, I can see the “Leaf Corps” led by Nanchan, also known as Nanchan, when I was young.everyone is still young

it was good.In my brain, there was someone other than a one-hit wonder entertainer (laughs)

 

And before I changed my mind, I was guided to the hotel smoothly.The line of flow to the hotel is in my head.

 

Then, the next thing to decide is "whether or not to pay an allowance".

Allowance and condition agreement → hotel.It's not the flow, and I haven't put out any papa liveliness.

In other words, there is an atmosphere that does not have to be handed over.How are you doing?

 

No, let's play it safe here. I decided that it would be better to give it to "a man who keeps a certain distance" and "differentiate himself from handsome sex friends".It would be easier to get around later if you put it in a separate folder from the handsome friends.

 

Finally decided! !

Cheers with lemon sour again when you enter the hotel.

Me: "I'm a fan, so I'm restricting your time, and I haven't been able to go to a photo session recently."

I said something appropriate and handed over my allowance with a Pochi bag.

She said, "Eh! Are you sure? Thank you!"

 

it was good.

I was afraid that I would be asked, "Are you going to do that?", but I was fine.

I'm happy with that reaction.Rest assured.

 

Well, my style is to play safe the first time.Everything is absolutely unreasonable.

before she gets home and goes to bed"Well, today's sex wasn't bad."The goal is to play to the extent that you can remember.

So, to a certain extent, I feel like I'm doing a good job, but it's natural that the other side will also have a certain sense of work.She's a real business.

 

It will be a battle between amateurs and professionals.

 

After all, her offensive technique was amazing.In terms of erotic techniques and visually attractive techniques, it was by far the best among women so far.She is just doing her job.

And she's so wet.Did she put on lotion all too soon?This mystery will be my homework for next time.

It was unexpected that I drank too much alcohol and it was a little difficult to live, but I managed to finish it within a safe time.

 

She said, "Let's go drink again~"

I said, "Okay. See you soon."

 

I pick her up in a taxi on the street and say goodbye to her, and I take the train home.

 

The moment I am alone, a sudden rush of fatigue hits me.So much that I fell to my knees.I noticed that my HP was XNUMX.

The tension leading up to the day of the date, the consideration and effort to make the date lively, the behavior at the hotel, and the excessive drinking.

 

I was attacked by heavy drowsiness and fell asleep the moment I sat down on the train.

 

(Today, I did my best for the first time in a while. I'm great.)

 

I can't say this to my wife, let alone the woman I'm dating, and no one will compliment me.

So at least praise yourself and go to sleep.

 

After waking up, the battle with reality begins again.After opening the door of the house, you need to switch to home mode.

You have to do your best there.

 

I'm busy with work tomorrow.Let's do our best tomorrow.

 

I was able to score one goal for the time being from the encounter as a fan.

 

Anything can be done if you try to do it.

yes.Life is made if you make it.

 

and fall into a deep sleep.

 

Now, I'm looking forward to seeing what kind of story will unfold with her from now on.

If there are any interesting developments, we will report them in the column.