"The Linguistics of the Dating Club 'Itamanai'" Part XNUMX

Prudence and a sense of balance are important

Itatamarenai (Itatamarenai) = I can't stay still on the spot.I can't bear it any longer.

It's late, but Joe is a married man.

Therefore, prudence and a sense of balance are important in club activities.
While Joe is registered in a certain local city, Joe is lacking in caution that he is active only in Tokyo,
This is because I am aware that it is difficult to say that I have an excellent sense of balance.
As I'll explain later, my wife isn't the type to monitor Joe's every move, but when it's revealed, it's not half bad.

   scary beyond reason   

The feeling comes first.
For Joe, being local makes that a lot more likely.
 

Many couples accept

Since there are various types of marital relationships in the world, I know that there are many couples who are indifferent to or tolerate the extramarital activities of their husbands, wives, or each other.

There are two such couples close to Joe.

One of them is quite extreme, and the mistress is half living in the main house.

It is said that his mistress accompanies his wife and daughter on family trips several times a year.
It seems that it settled down to the current form due to various circumstances and circumstances,
For them, the current form is probably natural, but in general it will belong to the exception.

It's a bit off topic, but in the case of Hirobumi Ito, it seems that the legal wife was the contact person for his concubine.

Hirobumi Ito loves threesomes with his two concubines, is it a play room?It was the legal wife's role to guide the mistress.

When someone reproaches you for that

"Because Ito has no other pleasure than that."

and answered.
We have to consider the times, but it's an enviable story.
 

Joe's study is a powder keg.

In Joe's case, if his wife finds out about his extramarital affairs, is it normal for a storm to roll in?family.

"That's the only fun Joe has."
I'm not a wife who guides Sakura-chan and Alice-sama (I'll write about her someday).

Ah, is that obvious?

I've only experienced it once, but I feel like Joe doesn't like threesomes.Isn't that the problem?

Ordinary wives are quite loose or generous.
By the "Joe Rule" the principle "in doubt to the defendant's interest" is endorsed by the wife.

not only thatJoe's study is extraterritorialIt is.
Therefore, the evidence found in the study is not accepted as evidence.
I can't say it out loud, and I don't want to say it myself, but Joe's office is a powder keg.

A single match will cause a huge explosion.

Despite this considerable privilege, Joe can easily be seized with conclusive evidence.I would like to write about the scenery of the past using the word "I can't stand it" as a keyword.
 

study is extraterritoriality

It happened nearly three years ago.It's after Valentine's Day, so it's February.

I remember it being a Sunday.He has been in his study since early morning.

Sunday is the day I organize my emails, so I think I was on my PC at that time as well.

From my wife
"Breakfast"
A voice called out.

In retrospect, there was anger in that voice, but of course I didn't realize it at the time.
As soon as I moved to the dining room and looked at the table, my whole body froze.

There was a piece of pink notepaper randomly placed there.


Joe knew instantly what had happened.
But I have no idea what will happen next.
The letter was a letter from his then mistress who he had received along with his Valentine's Day chocolates.

If you read the letter, you will know at a glance what kind of relationship Joe and his mistress have.

Even though it was such a top secret document, Joe apparently put it in the inside pocket of his jacket to read it later.

It's a very careless act.

It wasn't that my wife was trying to get evidence, but that I found classified documents when I searched my pockets to have my jacket cleaned.

Joe was stunned and didn't know what to do, but he sat down anyway.

My first thought was unscrupulous

"Why didn't you take off your jacket in the study?"

That's what it means.

If it was a study, it would have been extraterritoriality.
But it's too late to regret it now.In the first place, it is doubtful whether extraterritoriality was applied in this case.Perhaps the diplomatic privilege of "the study is extraterritorial"?

may have been stripped.
 

"Being" is "unbearable"

My wife silently puts breakfast on the counter.It's Joe's job to put it on the table.

But today it's very hard to put down.

 

Because there's a notepaper in the middle of the table.

You could get away with removing the notepaper, but Joe couldn't.Do not touch the notepaper.

I try to avoid the letter paper naturally, but the rice bowls, plates, and bowls are lined up right next to the letter paper.Her wife also took a seat.

"I'll enjoy having this"

I said that, but they were both silent.It was so silent that the sound of slurping miso soup could be heard.

Joe was scared.


I didn't know what was going to happen and I couldn't imagine it.She searched for words to calm herself.
That was "I can't stand it."Joe couldn't have found a more fitting example of the word.

Because "being" is "unbearable".

Joe wanted to run away, but he knew he couldn't and shouldn't.

I can only engrave this scene into my body.Of course, you can't put your chopsticks down.
Because I didn't know what kind of development was waiting for me at the end if I put it down.
So I tried to concentrate on eating breakfast anyway.But he doesn't go through his throat as expected.
Joe struggles with breakfast by washing it down with tea.

And the silence that doesn't know how long it will continue torment Joe even more.

I don't think I'll ever be sentenced to "divorce", but I'm sure I'll have to pay a considerable price.

You will be separated from your mistress.Her careless behavior ended up hurting both her wife and her mistress.
Not only was Joe unbearable, but he was tormented by self-loathing.
 

Declare "Don't forget that card"

This unbearable, oppressive silence that seemed to last forever was broken rather quickly.
After finishing breakfast, my wife suddenly declared.
 

"I'm going out, so get ready. Don't forget that card."

Joe doesn't know much about history, but he does know that there are some important historical declarations.
"American Declaration of Independence" and "French Declaration of Human Rights" familiar?For example, the Potsdam Declaration.

Although I don't have many samples, these historical declarations are also "history of battle", that is, "history of blood shed by people".

And Joe's "blood declaration" came from this wife"Don't forget that card."Declaration.

What is "that card"?It's about the black card that I almost deceived and made a few months ago.
The slogan for this black card is "You can buy a tank, too."

I thought that I would never buy a tank, but I may be waiting for "shopping enough to buy a tank" from now on.
At the same time, Joe's wallet or bank account is stained with bright red blood.
The problem is how red it will be, but I had no idea.I just know the shop that takes me.
 

Even if you give a gift, "I'm not considerate enough"

A jewelery store in the city.
The third president of the jewelry store and his wife were classmates in school.The president's wife who is also a managing director and Joe are old acquaintances,
When they were both single, they rubbed and rubbed each other's tools twice.

Joe had a business connection with the president, though not so much as a family affair.

By the way, Joe never bought a ring for his wife.Only once did he give her ring as a gift, not only to her wife, but also to her and her mistress.

When I married my wife, I gave her a watch and earrings.It's not that he dislikes jewelry,
I have given necklaces and bracelets as birthday presents and other anniversaries.

Other than the clock, I often have this shop prepare it for me.

The president and managing director are very familiar with my wife's tastes, so I don't have to worry about it, so it's useful.

My wife seems to be dissatisfied with it, so even if I give it as a gift'Not caring enough'was often said.

In the first place, my wife doesn't say it, but she wants a ring, especially a diamond birthstone ring.
 

magic words to calm the mind

I don't want to write now why Joe doesn't buy a ring.
Let's just say that the one-time gift ring is traumatic.
My wife knew that, so I didn't ask Joe directly.

but through my daughter

"Mommy seems to want the ring the most."

I've been told

The managing director told me many times, "Isn't it a sloppy statute of limitations?"

And Joe himself was just beginning to think, "I wonder if my next birthday will be a ring."

That's why I tried to convince him that it was only two months early, but it was impossible because of the circumstances.

Why did the right to choose burn with anger?It seemed obvious that his wife wanted "diamonds like tanks."

But how much does a tank cost in the first place?

The two, who are well-prepared, pick up a taxi in front of their house and head for the store in the city center.

My wife didn't say a word until we got to the store.As for Joe, in his heart

"I can't stand it, I can't stand it"

repeated like a mantra.
It was a magic word for Joe to calm his mind.