Prologue to "Joe Rubicon First Offer"

What should I start writing from?

For the time being, from self-introduction.
My name is Joe, and I live in a local city.A company that flies when it blows, but the management is a piece of cake.
over 50 years old.I am proud of owning an elephant in a certain country (naturally, it's a female).

A newcomer who recently joined the club.
Therefore, I still don't have much to withdraw, but I'm going to write about the joys and sorrows of my activities in the hope that I can be of some help to my memorandum and senior members.

I will expose my shame as long as it is not offensive.Nice to meet you.

Join Universe Club

Joe learned about the existence of the Universe Club through a friend's introduction.I watch almost nothing but news and sports programs on TV, and since I'm not familiar with the movements of the world from the beginning, my first impression is "Papa life? What is that?"

Still, when I looked at the site, I was suddenly intrigued.
Same day appointment (2 hours after referral. Too early?) for an interview appointment.

At an interview held at a certain hotel lounge, a young maiden who self-proclaimed to look like Kitagawa Keiko (Joe didn't know Kitagawa Keiko at the time. She's an actress, isn't she? You're more beautiful than Kitagawa Keiko). My heart is pounding too.She has no choice but to join.

Good at this business! (Oh, that's a compliment) I decided to join immediately, and I immediately received a password for the membership site when the payment was completed.

first offer

Same as seniors?Immediately enter the member site of the smartphone and hunt women who offer while changing the conditions at times.

For Joe, who suffers from metamorphic delusional syndrome, this time is a tamarin.already dependent.

However, the sight of an uncle who is over 50 years old smiling with a smartphone in one hand is not only ugly, but also threatens to violate the prefecture's nuisance prevention ordinance (Article XNUMX "obscene acts").

So I go back to my office and turn on my PC. If it's a PC, it's nice to have a big screen (Joe is around the age, so his eyes get irritated when he sees a smartphone screen).

I already have more than 80 women I like (bitter smile), so I decided to choose the first woman to offer.

By the way, Joe lives in a certain prefecture, but plans to do his club activities in Tokyo.

I joined once a month to look forward to a business trip.That's why most of Joe's favorite women are registered in Tokyo.And there's a reason why I rushed to join.

At that point, I was on a business trip next week.Everything comes first, right?

I made an offer to one woman while worrying about this and that in front of the PC.

The decisive factor was the comment from the club that "I love alcohol" and "It looks like it's going to be intense in bed".
This is the best introductory comment for Joe, who suffers from the above-mentioned disease (it's called "Rikan", it's been called "Rakan" until now).I think my condition is getting worse.

The next day, I received an e-mail saying "Setting OK", and the date and time were decided.
After that I was busy again.Book your favorite sushi restaurant, just in case?

The hotel where you stay will also be excited.Meet at the hotel lobby.No alcohol the day before to improve my physical condition.
I usually don't bring a change of clothes when I go on business trips, but at this time I can keep a casual jacket in my trunk.

Even though he's over 50, Joe is still lost in life, but he's ready for anything!I'm looking forward!

next time

I wrote it for a long time, but the details of the first date will be next time.Oh, I hope there will be a next time.I feel bad when I write that, so I will write only the conclusion, although there was a little accident, the first offer was a wonderful encounter.

Above all, the club's response was wonderful!Mr. Kida, if you write it, you will want to read it, right?