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There was such a man ③ ~ A true story like a joke ~

Hello, I'm Bell (^o^)

This time, I would like to write Part 3, an interesting story about a gentleman I met who has a strong habit.

 

~Paripi D in her 50s~

First of all, I would like to introduce Mr. D, who I met at a Kaiseki restaurant in a private room in Shinjuku.

In his early 50s, he looks tall and slender, and is the type that looks good in a suit.

I'm curious about the way you used to speak a long time ago,

Mr. D, who is not even a person in the industry, but normally says see-soo (laughs)

From the way he speaks, Mr. D is overflowing with the feeling of "I'm cool" (laughs)

Paripi?Cheat man?I don't care at all if you're a young person with a way of speaking like that,

It's not just the way a man in his 50s talks, so there are many scenes that make you burst out laughing.

I was desperate to hold back my laughter www

The intonation of the way you speak is too funny (laughs)

It doesn't seem like he's using that gag-like way of speaking to make him laugh.

It seems that he is speaking seriously.

 

She seems to have a high sense of beauty, doing Botox and removing blemishes.

I was also not good at forcing him to say, "I'm younger than I look!" (laughs)

After all, the crisp way of speaking is about my nose, and everything is about my nose (laughs)

Habit is too strong! !

 

"I'm relying on cosmetic medicine, so it's natural to look young," Tsukkomi went to the verge of his throat (laughs)

I hated myself for not being able to honestly praise her ( ; ; )

Of course, I met Mr. D only once.

Mr. D was also talking to me, and I felt that I thought "This is not the girl" because the reaction and words I thought did not come out from me.

Disbanded in an hour and a half.

I wonder if the person who matches D is fulfilling (laughs)

 

 

〜Next is Mr. E, who is looking for nursing care〜

We met in front of a sushi restaurant in Shinjuku for a hot lunch in early summer.

He didn't show up even 20 minutes after I got the call that he had arrived at the station.About 10 minutes walk from the station.

Twenty minutes after arriving at the station, I received a call saying "I'll be there in 20 minutes", but it still hasn't arrived.Are you a happy criminal?crossed my mind.

After a total of 40 minutes passed from the meeting, I found a thin old man walking slowly and hard from the other side while dragging his legs.

"Is that person? Eh, it's a lie (`・∀・´)"

 

It was that person. (smile)

 

The way of speaking is also slow and slurred.

"Are you okay? (Sweat) You won't fall down suddenly!?

You haven't escaped from the hospital! ? "

A lot of things crossed my mind.

 

As soon as I sat down, I took out the medicine bag from the hospital and took out the contents.

About 10 types of them.

! ? ! ? !

His hands were trembling and each action was slow, and it looked like he needed nursing care at any moment.

Of course, the conversation was slow, and I couldn't understand more than half of what he was saying because he didn't speak slurred words.

 

I asked, "What kind of medicine is that medicine?"

Mr. E slowly replied, "Cranial nerve medicine. Surgery."

Me "OMG!!!"

Anxiety that's not a laughing matter

“Is this person okay to be here?” I felt fear.

Did you come to take medicine? ?The number of medicines that is out of the ordinary, and the slow-talking old man walking around.

 

When I asked, "What made you start working as a dad?"

Mr. E"I want someone to take care of me"

The voice of my heart "Is that what you do in Papa Katsu...?"

 Surely it would be nice if the supply and demand matched each other...

 Isn't nursing care something to ask for a day care?Do you want me to take care of you, including taking care of your servants?

 No no, I still think it's better to ask a nursing professional!

Me: “Isn’t it better to ask a professional for nursing care?”

Ms. E: "I can't ask someone I'm not close to take care of."

I (After all, I was taking care of my servant...)

Me: "I've never done nursing care before, but isn't it difficult? Can even an amateur do it?"

Mr. E "〇※%&×!~~~"

Lack of communication is a matter of life and death.Just getting through today is all I can do... (bitter smile)

 

I should have eaten good sushi, but I don't remember the taste at all (laughs)

For Mr. E, who was eating sushi with trembling hands, I pulled the plate forward so that it was easier for him to eat.

I roll up the sleeves so that they don't get soy sauce, and I break the chopsticks.

I didn't want to fall and become a disaster, so when I realized it, I was desperately doing something like nursing (laughs)

 

And Mr. E, it seems that Papa Katsu was a good match for the beauty bureau. (Beauty stations are real!)

I guess he thought he could deceive him because he looked like an old man who needed nursing care...

But Mr. E's work is legal.His hands are trembling and he's not slurring, but he seems to have a strong head.

It seems that he lightly refutes it, asks for the full name by presenting the identification card of the woman and the man, so that he can not do anything wrong.

Do it, Mr. E! ^^

 

And when I went to checkout, Mr. D forgot his wallet. (゚Д゚)

I was worried about it

Mr. E: "I've brought my passbook, so I'm going to withdraw the money. I didn't bring Mr. Bell's transportation expenses, so I'll withdraw it together."

Me

I (because I can't let you walk alone because I'm too worried) "Okay, I'll follow you."

 

Mr. E withdrew money at a convenience store and received transportation expenses properly.

You're going to get into a lot of trouble if you're with this person...

I dropped off Mr. E at the station, and when we broke up, I was so tired that I fell asleep on the train on the way home (laughs).

 

I'm glad that there was no damage this time and it was a joke, but everyone please be careful! !

Writers: 
2nd year as a dad, late 30s. In my twenties, I was No. 20 hostess in Ginza. At the age of 1, he left Ginza and had a lot of things to do, such as breaking off his engagement, and since then he has been working as a dad only for rice.

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