Theory 1 that Kyoto is delicious and erotic

[Osaka people disagree with that theory]
To tell the truth, even though I don't tell you the truth, I live in Kyoto, but my office is in Osaka, so I basically commute to Yodoyabashi by Keihan.And the overwhelming majority of people I have daily relationships with are from Osaka.I don't know if that's the reason or not, but if you accidentally say something like "Kyoto has delicious food," you'll get an all-out counterattack from Osakans. "Kyoto is delicious? Of course there are good restaurants, but many of them are pretentious and can't compete with ordinary people like me. Osaka is definitely the place to go for cheap and delicious food."At first, I argued, "That's right. Are you sure you don't know cheap and good restaurants in Kyoto?"Because, for example, I found out that there are bad shops here and there around Sanjo.It's an area with high rents, so I can't help but feel that it's reflected in the price of the food.However, he harbors murderous intent against bad shops. I want to stab the shopkeeper with Aritsugu's dos while saying, "I'll do it with Bubu-zuke."Of course, the dos at Aritsugu, a specialty store in Nishiki Market, isn't meant to stab people, but the reason why I feel murderous enough to want to do so is because there are also many delicious (and reasonably priced) restaurants in Kyoto.I would like to apologize to those people.

[Food is at Karasuma Gojo]
Without reading Shoichi Inoue's essay, Kyoto fundamentalists certainly exist in Rakuchu.One of their characteristics is their strange sense of time.For example, the head of a Japanese confectionery shop that has been around since the Muromachi period said, "During the previous war, Kyoto was a burnt-out wasteland. My store was not doing well for 10 years, so anything could happen, even coronavirus." No,” Joe once heard him say. "Kyoto has become a burnt field" doesn't match Joe's knowledge, so when I asked him carefully, it turned out that the "previous war" that the fundamentalists called was the "Onin War."I was about to turn over.However, since these fundamentalists have a sense of time in units of 100 years, they talk about the Edo period and the Meiji Restoration as if they had experienced it themselves.On the other hand, the sense of space is terribly narrow and limited (Joe suspects it's in the hundreds of meters).I can still understand that Uji is not Kyoto, but even Nishijin seems to find it difficult to recognize it as Kyoto in its truest sense. Can you say it?"Joe started having tea after he came to Kyoto, but that place is a den of fundamentalists, and for some reason everyone is kind to Joe, so they don't keep him away just because he's a fundamentalist.But I think it's a bit disappointing to say, "Karasuma Gojo is not Kyoto."Even though there are many delicious restaurants.

[First from the fish and white wine shop]
The store is located in Karasuma Gojo, about a 20-second walk from the service hotel where Joe is staying for a long time.I pass through the goodwill once a week, and it's my favorite store right now.It is difficult to explain the genre of cuisine, but there is a glass window overlooking the inside of the store next to the entrance (presumably it was a lattice window before) Is there a white pen?So, it says "fish and white wine shop".When I first passed by this store, I had a lot of questions.For example, "I don't like the meat menu," or "I wonder if you can drink red wine?"In conclusion, there is no basic meat menu and nearly 20 types of white are available, but only one type of red is house wine.The billboard is true.Moreover, the white wine they serve is only from France.It is a very unique store.I took several girls with me (bitter smile), but Miss Ero is a particular favorite and says, "I want to eat here the day before the last day of the earth's destruction."
On this day, the world is a holiday, but this store opens at 14:1.I drink lunch at the request of an erotic lady.Start with champagne.I'm happy that you can get a glass of champagne every week at this store.Porvère Jack, Brut (dry) this week.Match the rabbit and the horn with the erotic girl and the glass.The refreshing and refreshing taste quenches her dry throat.The erotic girl is also in a good mood, saying, "It's okay to grab it."Our style is to ask the master for a recommendation and order based on that.If the master told me today's recommendation, "I have the best salmon roe, and I'm going to combine it with potato salad. I think potato salad is also Joe's favorite," there's no reason to refuse.In addition, we ordered the first saury (purchasing price of 800 yen per animal!), cucumber carpaccio, and white-grilled natural eel from Lake Biwa with rock salt and mountain wasabi.It seems that wild eels are in a state of destruction due to the heavy rain this year, but they are said to have arrived through a special route. "Mountain wasabi" is irresistible.My mouth is full of saliva at the order stage.There are three groups of customers, including Joe and the others, but only the master is the cook, and the waiters come in the evening, so the master alone takes drink orders during this time.So it's hard to say that the offer is fast, but that's also the taste of this restaurant.When the refilled champagne is drunk, how much potato salad is offered.Have the master choose the wine that matches the food without delay.Joe is from Alsace, and Miss Elo is from Burgundy.Alsace has a sweet image, but it was a soft yet sharp natural wine.It's a master select, so there's no mistake in choosing, and it's certainly a great wine.

What's even better is how much.According to the master, today's raw salmon roe is the best, and even if it's in season, it's hard to get something like this.With advances in freezing and thawing technology, you can enjoy delicious salmon roe all year round, but even so, it's not as good as it is in season.Of course, the potato salad is second to none.How much do you want to lose?It's a potato salad made with a lot of eggs.By cutting the egg white into large chunks and leaving the texture, the texture of the salmon roe is brought out.Well, wine goes on.
The Pacific saury and eel that were served after that were also astonishing tastes, and our wine consumption pitched up.When we come here, we don't usually ask for a meal, but today we both agreed that we wanted to eat something a little more.Well then, I ordered "soup paella" which I was interested in but I can't usually reach.I took one bite and regretted it.I come here almost every week, so why haven't I ordered this until now?Yummy, too delicious!However, this is not the end of the order.Even though my stomach is already bursting, there is a dish here that I cannot leave without eating.That's panna cotta.Serve with sweet sherry.Legendary chef Rosanjin asserted that "sweetness is umami."The combination of this panna cotta and sherry wine proves this statement.We have no hesitation in calling it "the best panna cotta in the world".Two kinds of sweetness invite us to heaven. I would like to emphasize in particular that "sweet" is a similar but different taste.After all, the day before the destruction of the earth is here, as the erotic lady says.

[Accounting of this shop you care about]
Considering the category of "bar", it's definitely not cheap.However, considering the contents, I am satisfied enough, and even if we drink and eat like us, we have never exceeded 3.In addition to various cards, you can also use PayPay, which is convenient.It's not a large store, so it's better to make a reservation.Especially on weekends, many people cannot enter without a reservation.

[And to the hotel spa]
Normally, I'd go back to the hotel where I stayed for a long time (it's only 20 seconds), but today I'm staying at a hotel in Nijo at the request of an erotic lady.I stayed at that hotel several years ago when it opened.In the category of a certain hotel group, it was ranked as the highest class, but at that time, the service had not yet caught up with the rank.I was able to forgive it because it was a special price, but now the price has more than doubled.From the conclusion, it was a different hotel rather than much better.I was able to check in smoothly, and all the staff were quick, soft, and calm.After being served tea in the lobby, you will be shown to your room.One of the purposes of this day is the hot spring spa in the basement where you can enter with a bathing suit.I'll go to wake up from drunkenness (it seems that you shouldn't go in drunk).The erotic girl appears in a black and white bikini.She has massive breasts that can withstand gravity, and a large, well-built, but toned body, and a plump butt.she's literally hot.It's a hot spring spa, so it's not suitable for swimming, so after she's slowly warmed up, it's probably right to put on her bathrobe and relax on the side sofa bed.Joe lays down and opens the book.Erotic Miss moves to the treatment room and receives something called "Kou Holistic Therapy".Judging from her name, she seems to be worth a lot, but it's a request from an erotic lady, so don't say anything uncouth.

[Things to do in the room are the same]
Miss Ero returned to her room in a good mood. Joe was happy when she said, "I was half unconscious, but it really felt good! Your skin is smooth."Of course if it goes like this?Combat will begin immediately.I've written this many times before, but Joe has absolutely no confidence in his sexual skills.Of course he's doping, so he can't boast of size or endurance, aside from his hardness.Despite this, Miss Elo praises sex with Joe.If it's just words, it's unbelievable, but seeing her body react, especially when she's squirting all kinds of fluids, screaming and climaxing over and over again, makes her want to think "maybe."Of course, there is a possibility that everything can be acted, and I know that erotic girls are battle-hardened when it comes to erotic things.But when the hot girl hugs Joe tight after they've both satisfied each other, what more could there be?And so was this time.That's right, Kyoto is delicious and erotic, isn't it too strong a conclusion?