It's been two years since I registered for the Dating Club.There are good encounters and bad encounters, good things and bad things.

 

Even on the way home from a satisfying date, I light up the cigarette I was holding off on during the date, blow smoke into the night sky, and suddenly think.

 

"What am I doing?"

 

For the time being, I have an excuse for myself that [I get tired of playing quickly], but in general, it doesn't become an excuse externally.

 

When are you going to get tired of this?

 

Curiosity and libido are amazing powers that cannot be suppressed by the ego.

 

I don't have a strong sense of reason or self-control until I can control it.Curiosity and libido will revive Mukumuku even if it fits once.

 

So I'm going to take a step forward today as well, looking forward to doing everything I'm interested in.

 

I am a flag maker.

 

Activities at the Universe Club are going well at the moment.I have no complaints about the women I'm dating.It is a must that we continue to have a very good relationship.perhaps.

 

However, if I were asked if I was happy with that, I would feel empty and lack stimulation.

 

Things don't go as planned, and I might fail, but I want to get through those tight spots.I want a thrill

 

Will it be possible to go around the next corner at the maximum speed, or will it be an accident?I don't know if I win or lose, if I live or die.It's a bad habit of mine to want to fight like that.

 

So the previous column (https://universe-club.jp/column/turkishsumo) are also parallel, but since that one does not progress, they wander around the battlefield in search of another battle.

 

However, even if you put in a new offer in the universe, if the entrance of the encounter is the dating club, there will be a feeling of pre-established harmony and something will be unsatisfactory.Most of the time it just flows in a set flow.

 

So this time, from encounters other than dating clubs and apps

I will try to verify whether it can develop into an adult relationship!Will you be able to do what you are interested in while your mind and body are healthy (laughs)?

 

Well, here's what I'm verifying

 

[Is it possible to meet an AV actress from the standpoint of just a fan and have an adult relationship from there?]

 

I like AV and watch it often.By the way, the first offer from Universe Club was also one of my favorite AV actresses.

 

However, there is an AV actress that I really like more.

 

So I check every once in a while to see if the AV actress has registered with Universe Club, but there's no way she's registered.

 

I considered signing up for a dating club that seemed to be stronger than other entertainment-related clubs, but even if I met from there, it would end up being a pre-established harmony and something lacking in interest.

 

So this time, I would like to participate in a personal photo session of my favorite AV actress as a mere fan, and verify whether it can develop into an adult relationship from there!

 

"Ora! Fight with a stronger guy! I'm so excited!"

 

 

What is an AV actress's personal photo session?

 

What is a private photo session?I think there are some people who think that, so first of all, as a preliminary knowledge, I will explain about the personal photo session of the AV actress.

 

Enclosed shooting is when many customers shoot at the same time for one AV actress.

 

On the other hand, a personal photo session is a one-on-one photo shoot with an AV actress.

 

Touching and touching is of course prohibited, but many of them even support full nudity.The participation fee seems to change depending on the popularity and name recognition of the actress.I don't know much about it, but I think it's about XNUMX to XNUMX for XNUMX minutes per frame.

 

Passionate fans seem to reserve XNUMX-XNUMX slots and not only take pictures in the studio, but also eat lunch together and spend a long time talking.

 

Photo sessions with famous actresses are very popular and most of them are sold out on the same day.In addition, a few enthusiastic fans have taken XNUMX-XNUMX slots, so the reservation itself is extremely difficult.

 

My favorite woman is also a fairly famous project single actress (so-called Kikatan actress), so reservations will be filled immediately.Every time I notice it, it's sold out.

 

First of all, it will not start unless you participate in an individual photo session.I managed to make a reservation for only one frame (XNUMX minutes) by sticking to my smartphone at the reservation start time and applying immediately.

 

 

 

　Personal photo session XNUMXst time

 

By the way, cameras are one of my hobbies, so I have a single-lens reflex camera and lenses.The subject is mainly my daughter.

 

I know the basics of portraiture, but I've never taken a picture of a woman I'm dating, so I'm quite nervous about shooting full nudes of my favorite actress.

 

However, the purpose is not that in the first place, and my purpose is to connect from the first contact as a fan at a personal photo session to an adult relationship.

 

First of all, let's make the goal of the first contact "to exchange contact information (line)".

 

That's it.Of course, exchanging contact information is also prohibited for individual photo sessions.

 

Well, let's go break that rule (laughs)

 

However, it is the first time for me to participate in an individual photo session, and I do not know the point of the photo session well, so I will need to prepare a wide range of hypotheses and strategies.

 

Whether or not you succeed at work or not, I think it depends not on the actual performance, but on your preparations.It would be nice if I had the talent and ability to act flexibly on the spot, but sadly, I'm just an ordinary person.We cannot respond to emergencies.

 

But even ordinary people can prepare in advance.Ultimately, you should take your time until you are fully prepared.Then the problem is whether you can spare the time to prepare in advance.

 

Three weeks after the photo shoot.We have time.Be prepared and have a plan.

 

 

[Operation XNUMX: Ask to exchange contact information from the front]

 

I don't know what kind of photo studio is made,

- No surveillance cameras

- No staff nearby

・The actress must bring her mobile phone into the studio.

 

If these three conditions are met, the strategy is viable.

 

The question is what is the reason for requesting the exchange of contact information.

- Simply bow your head and make a request

・ Papa life, that is, ask for money

・Or, after gaining trust as a safe, safe and harmless man from my specialty of "handling good guys", I ask.

 

Choose from these XNUMX choices according to the atmosphere of the place, or attack with these XNUMX combination techniques.

 

However, if the above three conditions are not met, this strategy ends in failure.That's the second strategy.

 

 

[Strategy XNUMX: Secretly hand over your line ID, etc.]

 

This is the only way.

 

However, as a disadvantage, if you do not contact me even if you taught me good, there is no way to deal with it.Will you return the contact to Ichifan who participated for the first time?It's a little weird there.

 

In order to increase the response rate, I will take risks and go with a strategy of cutting myself to some extent.

 

I work for a large company and have a title, so I dare to write my Line ID on my business card and hand it over.

 

I should not be able to respond strangely because I am exposed.It is a strategy to increase the response rate by getting them to think so.Well, will this come out as good or bad? .

 

Be prepared.

 

It's time to go to a photo studio in a room in a certain apartment.I'm nervous.

 

When I opened the door, a staff man came out.

 

Hmm?

 

yes. It's supposed to be a "staff man", but is this the staff of the photo studio?

 

The studio staff, or rather, they look like y*za! ? (smile)

 

The man who came out was over XNUMX centimeters tall, with a huge body, and a punch perm.No, this is Y○za (laughs)

 

The Y*za-style male staff asks you to submit your driver's license and takes a copy.After that, you will be handed a document called a pledge, and you will receive an explanation of various precautions.Among them, it is clearly stated as a prohibited matter not only to touch NG but also to ask for contact information.You will be asked to sign the document.

 

And finally, the Y*za-style male staff gave me advice in a gentle and polite tone.

 

“This is your first time participating, right? Just to let you know, there are customers who try to break the rules from time to time. Please comply with this."

 

 

Chan. . .

 

Operation...end~~.

 

 

If I received such a threat from a Y*za-style male staff member, or rather Y*za, I would be too scared to carry out the strategy (laughs).

 

The third option is to gain trust as a safe, secure and harmless man with my specialty, ``good guys''.This is the last-minute strategy that can be executed.

 

Wait for her to enter the studio.

 

While I was preparing the camera settings and lenses, she and the guy came in.

 

And with the service of Ya*za, I will take a two-shot with her with my camera.

 

She came over to my side, and even though that alone made me nervous, I couldn't possibly smile at the explanation just now.It was a commemorative photo with a tense expression (laughs)

 

From there, the y*za will leave the room, but the door is also a thin door, so he should be able to hear the voices in the studio.It seems that he needs to keep only safe conversations.

 

Besides, she came into the room with only one body, so there was no place to put a business card with her line ID written on it.

 

In such a dead end situation, the photo session with her started, and I held up the camera, but for some reason the picture was blurry.Shaking.Something is wrong.

 

No, I was the one who was funny.I can't stop shaking my hands holding the camera with nervousness and fear (laughs).

 

"I'm sorry! Please calm down!"pathetic (laughs)

 

She talks to me to ease my nerves.Gentle... (crying)

 

After my trembling subsided and I regained my composure, I resumed shooting while communicating with her in order to recover from that.

 

Gradually, I started enjoying photography.I want to take cute pictures with a cuter expression.It kept knocking.

 

And in the blink of an eye, it was time to finish.

 

I didn't even ask for my contact information, and the photo session ended normally.

 

This should not be the end.I promised her that I will also participate in her next photo session, and I vow revenge in my heart.

 

Right now, my head is blank and I can't come up with any strategy, but by participating this time, I understood the flow and the point.You should be able to find some tricks.No, I will definitely find it.

 

I eat ramen for the time being, fart on the street, and then head home.I'm sorry to everyone in Takadanobaba.

 

 

　Personal photo session XNUMXnd time

 

First of all, I will organize the information from the previous time and rework the strategy.

 

① Basically, exchanging contact information is a prohibited matter, and there is a risk that it will be found out depending on her.And if it's found out, it's not a warning, but a scary older brother comes out and dies.In other words, it is necessary to grasp her feelings and create a reason why her staff will never be offended.

 

②She doesn't bring a bag into the studio, so I can't give her a business card even if I write her contact information.A small piece of paper that can be hidden in a bra is realistic

 

The problem here is XNUMX.

 

I suddenly notice when I think about whether there is any way to grasp her feelings.

 

As a fan of hers, I have seen many of her AV works.But I know nothing about her.

 

First of all, I collect information by looking at her Twitter, Instagram, homepage, etc.There may be some hints there.

 

After doing some research, I found out that the moderately popular AV actresses are busy. I don't use SNS, so I'm not familiar with it at all, but other than this kind of personal photo session, is it a twitcasting?Chatting with tipping fans?Afterwards, I will handle various events such as handshake events, etc...

 

You seem busy anyway.Today's AV actresses need steady efforts and promotional activities.she didn't knowShe was a sneaky fan. .

 

I don't know what this preliminary investigation will lead to, but in the current situation where everything is blocked, it would be better to collect a lot of information.

 

I wrote my line ID on a small piece of paper.

 

Use scissors to round the edges of the piece of paper so that it doesn't irritate your breasts when you stick it in your bra.This kind of careful work is my creed (laughs)

 

And I will participate in an individual photo session about a month after the last time.Luckily, I was able to reserve just one slot this time.

 

First of all, there was one disappointing thing, and that was that it was the same y*za-style male staff that greeted us last time (laughs).

 

I thought that if the staff weren't this y*za, I would be able to push through somehow, but that hope was cut off.

 

Just like last time, I was led to the studio and waited for her.After all, it's a flexible response.This time, let's find a way to attack.

 

The photo session will start.Communicate while shooting and explore if there are any clues to breakthrough.

 

But, well, all the fans participating here are probably thinking the same thing, so there's no way I'll be able to see the clues so easily, and time will just pass by.

 

It was my words that got me started.

 

Me: “No, but you look really busy. Chatting with your fans?

 

She said, “Yes.

 

Me: “Audition? Do you have an interview?”

 

She said, "No, it's not that kind of audition, it's a site where the top ranking people pass."

 

I said, "That's not an 'audition', is it?"

 

she said

 

I finally found a breakthrough.This is it.I will support the unknown "audition".Let's go with the strategy of exchanging contact information with that as a clue.

 

I said, "How can I get to the top?"

 

She said, "It's a point on the site, well, it's money, but the person who collects a lot of it can be ranked higher."

 

Me: “It feels like a tip? That’s pretty severe.is it ok? "

 

She said, “Hmm.

 

Chance!

 

Me: ``○○ million.

 

She said, "Really!"

 

I bit into the poison needle.

 

I said, "I'm actually a fan of yours, but I couldn't do anything for you just by looking at your work. I have it, so let me return it m(_ _)m Ichi fan, let me support you as much as a fan's sidekick."

 

She said, "I'm so happy!"

 

Me: “As a fan, of course.

 

She pulls her phone out of her jacket pocket and sits next to me to show me how to register for the site.

 

chance! !

 

I whisper in her ear in an inaudible voice.

 

Me: "Tell me your line! I swear that I will never do anything strange or troublesome. I'm usually busy and can't check SNS, so I just want you to tell me about the situation."

 

Palliative.It's too palliative for me (laughs)

 

She said, "Hmm..."

 

Although she hesitated, she displayed the QR code of the line and succeeded in exchanging the line.

 

 

Line, Getz! !And turn! !

 

 

Dandy Sakano in a full body yellow suit has descended into my brain.

 

She said, "Is it a secret from the staff?"

 

I said, "If you tell me, I'll kill you."

 

In the meantime, the time came and the photo session ended.

 

Feeling excited, I go to eat the same ramen as last time, but the taste is the same.However, this time there was no fart.

 

Anyway, I finally achieved the original purpose of [contact information exchange]!Although it is from a palliative cut (laughs)

 

How should we attack from here?Set the next goal to [Attach a date].

 

 

What is that audition

 

I looked at the site she told me about again, but the content of the audition was harsh.Too eggy.There is no audition anymore (laughs)

 

Among the participating members, she is a famous person, so of course she is at the top at the moment, but in the first place, the top person is an unknown actress.Why are you doing that?If you think about it, it seems that a big fan is investing a stupid amount of money alone.Are you a fan or a dad?Too suspicious.

 

On the other hand, she has a lot of tricks from her fans.She seems to be doing a very healthy job.It all starts with her palliative feelings, but she makes me want to really root for her.

 

While she told me about the situation on the line, I also supported her aiming for a higher prize, but at the very end, an unknown actress who was in the lower ranks fiercely caught up and was thrown out. .

 

Who are you! !Don't get in the way of my plans! ! (smile)

 

The beautiful story was "She won a prize because of my support and got a date to thank her", but unfortunately I can't use that.

 

Anyway, I think she's tired, so let's take care of her and listen to her complaints, and now focus on prying open her AT field.

 

Is she serious and diligent, anyway, the line reply is correct.beans.She's XNUMX years old these days, and she's been dating only decent women.I feel good.

 

After a while she

 

She said, "I send raw photos and handwritten messages to fans who use a certain amount of points. Is it okay to send them?"

 

The uptitious line with.I knew that there was such a thing, but even if I was sent home, my wife would kill me if she found out, so I didn't apply.No, really, it's polite and serious.I'm a fan, but it seems like I'm going to be a serious fan.

 

I politely refused because my wife would kill me, but she seems apologetic that she hasn't been able to repay me anything.

 

chance! !

 

Me: “Okay, let’s go on a date.

 

she said yes

 

Yes! ! ! !

 

I made a fist pose out loud at work when I immediately answered “Yeah ♡” (laughs)

 

The dandy Sakano in my brain is silently looking at me with envy this time.

 

Finally, we've made it this far.I spent some money from a palliative cut, but I managed to get a date.

 

Then the next goal is finally [become an adult relationship].

 

The date was decided by tapping.

 

Not to mention preparing the perfect date plan.Be fully prepared so that you can pick up all the possibilities of several patterns.

 

 

As I write this, I think to myself again.

 

"What am I doing? (laughs)"

 

I am almost XNUMX years old.The XNUMX years of Yutaka Ozaki have passed, the XNUMX years of Shinji Sato of Fishmans, and the XNUMX years of Bob Marley. ’ can also be said. Do you say "I'm out of life"?That's why I don't want to "left things" in my life.

 

Do “leftovers” carry over to the next life?No, there is no guarantee that the afterlife will be born to humans.My afterlife is a fly.

 

XNUMX pack x XNUMX dozen for about XNUMX days.Life ends in less than XNUMX times at most.

 

At the moment, ``things I didn't do'', ``things I couldn't do'', in other words, ``I left things unfinished''.it's just a thought.

 

 

Age is just a symbol.

 

No matter how old you are, halftime of your life is just over.

 

It's always the second half.

 

Take a courageous step now.

 

Take advantage of last-minute opportunities.

 

I also fail.Sometimes you lose.

 

However, there is absolutely no such thing as "No good things will happen in my life from now on."

 

Today as well, I'm asking for things like 'Life has never happened before'.

 

I'm fightinghere.

 

 

The direction of fighting, the direction of taking a step forward with courage is wrong.Aside from the sages pointing out that (laughs)

 

Well, from here is the second half of the game, will you score a goal with a last-minute chance?

 

 

Active famous AV actress VS flag maker

 

The wait is finally over.After meeting her as her biggest fan, I was finally able to put her in the same arena as me.Tighten her loincloth, put her legs on her legs, drop her waist and touch her hand, Hakkeyo Inokotta!is.

 

While adjusting the food to her taste, consider the positional relationship and distance from the hotel, prepare several patterns of shops if you go to the second one, and find out where it is easy to pick up a taxi.

 

First of all, let's solidify the outline and outer moat like this, and then work out the details.

 

There are roughly three strategies

 

[Strategy XNUMX. Eat normally, invite him to a hotel normally, and have a normal adult relationship]

This is a natural and smart move, given the fact that I invested in her in the audition.

 

[Strategy XNUMX: Seeking an adult relationship with an allowance]

This has two cuts.A cut that invites dad life straight.Another approach is to give money equivalent to four frames (XNUMX hours) of her personal photo session as a fan of her, because it restricts her time.

 

[Operation ③ I will die tomorrow.Ask for souvenirs from the underworld]

This is just a request action.As a part of social contribution, a strategy to ask for one night as a souvenir of the netherworld for me who cut my life.Well, if the operation succeeds, "I can live from tomorrow! ' is what it's going to be.The disadvantage of this is that it is likely to end in one time.The last resort is to throw away your pride.

 

Look at her behavior and atmosphere.

 

... Well, as I'm writing this column, the date is actually about to start.

 

What will be the result?Win or lose, I will report in the column.