2017/12/8
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Sad sex that becomes a joke now

I have a secret that I can't tell anyone.

The same goes for night work.Not everyone has the same sex.

My heart is pounding with the first person"Exploring Sex"

with a partner"Sex in a high-quality space"

after a quarrel"Reconciliation Sex"

with him i met at the bar"Sex for one night only"Such,

It's been the best and worst in various scenes so far!I think there is also an experience that I thought.

This time everyone has experienced it once

A sad sex episode that will make you laugh

I will introduce it from a female perspective.

Anyway, spoiled boy man

"Usually he's a manly man who takes the lead. But when it comes to sex, he suddenly becomes a spoiled baby. When I asked him how old he was, he said he was 2 years old and sucked his breast and fell asleep. For a moment I was myself. I don't know what I'm doing. When did I become a mother?" (29 years old, bank employee)

"I was suggested to put on the bib I bought myself and have sex. I knew that there was a slight desire to play with a baby, but it was a big body and a mismatched bib. I couldn't stop laughing and fell asleep without having sex. I remember it while working and laugh.” (30 years old, office worker)

"After enjoying a slightly expensive dinner, we had sex at the hotel. We were in a good mood, and when we were both in a good mood, he shouted, 'Ah, Mama!!!!!'. This guy. , I suddenly felt sick, wondering if I was fucking with my mother.Well, now that I think about it, I was just a spoiled child character.But in that atmosphere, there is no mother.”(24 years old, IT)

Actually, I myself have had the experience of being suddenly called Mama...

Since when did I become your mom!!

I tsukkoko lol

I think many women have experienced this episode.

A man who wants to insert anything

"I thought it started with a really good atmosphere, but he picked up a recorder that happened to be on the desk and said, 'You can put it in.' I thought, 'You can't play!'"

"While I was having sex, I tried to insert the tip of the charging cable and pulled it out. It cooled down at once. He said that he wanted to fantasize about emitting electricity from my pussy. It generated electricity. Hey!!! What were you going to do with the other end!!!” (27 years old, receptionist)

Recorder, that idea is amazing, I fantasized about whether it would make sounds...

I just couldn't do it

"I got drunk and had sex, and when I was moving in the missionary position, I was vomited on my chest.I was faster at the top than at the bottom.Wash it carefully in the bath. He gave it to me, but I haven't seen him again." (32 years old, medical)

"When I was inserting it in the back, a nasty sound and a 'Boooo! I ate it. Now it's a funny story." (35 years old, restaurant worker)

“The night I finally met him after a long distance. While he was asleep, I searched all over his luggage.I pulled myself out and sent him a farewell email on the bullet train on the way home.Sometimes, at a time when I don't care, I remember his face at that time.It's a trauma. Yo” (22 years old, student)

When the sex starts, there are times when what you have been holding back explodes all at once.

However, I recommend that you do not forget that you have a partner, go to the bathroom, calm down, and have sex...lol

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A Final Word

Uh~~~~There are so many!

There are various episodes other than what I posted this time, and I was surprised too.

It was an introduction from a female perspective, but I think there are interesting episodes for men as well.

Girls are the ones who can laugh about the unfortunate circumstances of their nightlife as time goes by.

In a sense, the creature called "woman" is moredirty neta networkmay be wide!

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