About "Japan Hole-filling Stick Association" ③
The content of this time has nothing to do with the club,
"Japan Hole-filling Stick Association" Synopsis so far
*For details, please refer to the column "About the Japan Hole-Filling Stick Association ①②"
When I had a relationship with Aya-chan (a pseudonym) who had a boyfriend at the time,
However, she said, "It's refreshing!
And never connect with your feelings,
Make XNUMX rules.
One, don't ask anything from the other person.
Second, always wear a condom.
Three things to never take seriously
For a while, I responded to her as a "fill-in-the-hole",
As a result, I broke all the above three articles by myself.
Naturally, the Japan Fill-in-the-blank Association was forced to withdraw.
Besides, after all, "hole-filling stick"
After that, she reunited with her ex-boyfriend.
After a while, she suddenly asked me to "I want to have sex".
Of course I respond to that, but because of the previous reflection,
And he successfully rejoined the association.
However, as the last member.
On the other hand, she broke up with her messy boyfriend,
After a while, she receives a marriage report with a new boyfriend.
And it will lead to this time.
Regular meeting of the Japan Hole-Filling Stick Association
This is a room in an apartment in a certain place in Tokyo.
It is an event of the regular meeting of one day.
I said, "Excuse me."
In order to attend the regular meeting,
It's depressing to be honest.
Although I was able to rejoin the "Japan Hole-filling Stick Association",
Even the members who used to be friends and juniors looked down on him,
In particular, the current chairman is extremely strict with me.
I once betrayed my friends and was forced to leave,
I don't like today's regular meeting either. .
I want it to end soon.
Today's members were already gathered in the living room.
I said, "Good job!"
* Founder and former chairman of the Japan Hole-filling Stick Association.
When I was the chairman, I said, "XNUMX points of sex is as expected of the chairman! It's deep!"
Mr. A: “Oh, good work.”
* The current chairman of the Japan Hole-filling Stick Association, commonly known as "tool use".
Mr. B: “Thank you for your hard work.”
* Vice Chairman of the Japan Hole-filling Stick Association, commonly known as "Jockey-san"
He's a good-looking guy with smooth hair.
So-called de S.
Mr. C: “Thank you for your hard work!”
※Is the youngest member or rank higher than me.
Commonly known as "Bintamen"
So-called de M.
Mr. A: “Come on, sit down.”
I said, "Yes, I'm sorry!"
I bought tea and sweets in plastic bottles,
Mr. A immediately put his hand on the cap of the plastic bottle,
Mr. A: “How are you these days? Are you reflecting?”
...and started again. .
Me "Yes! I'm reflecting!
Mr. A: "No, no, I don't want you to apologize.
I said, "Yes, no, it's just that I haven't had any results recently."
Mr. A: “Then you didn’t do anything!!”
Me: "Yes, no, I'm not doing anything..."
Mr. A: “So what are you trying to do?”
I said, "Yes, I don't have any results to report.
Mr. A "Universe club? What is that? Tell me what it is?"
I said, "No, this is something that can't be taught to non-members.."
Mr. A: "Don't mess with me, just tell me right away!
I said, "Hey~!"
Explain in detail how the Universe Club works,
Mr. A: "That's right! What you're burying is just 'money'
Mr. A: "It's not 'money'! 'Filling stick'
I said, "Hey~!"
Mr. B: "Something so so. Chairman."
Mr. B: “The former chairman also reflected,
Mr. B: “I also have the next appointment,
Mr. A: “Ah~, I can’t help it.”
The chairman sat down in his chair and sighed.
On the other hand, a cold gaze from Mr. B, the vice chairman, pierces me.
I want to go home early. .
Vice Chairman B is in charge of moderating regular meetings.
Report the results of each activity at regular meetings,
Mr. B: "Stand up. Please chant."
Mr. B "Japan Hole-filling Stick Association XNUMX Articles!"
Everyone "Japan hole-filling stick association XNUMX rules!"
Mr. B "One thing, don't ask anything from the other person."
Everyone: "One thing, don't ask anything from the other person."
Mr. B "Two, always wear a condom"
Everyone "Two, always wear a condom"
Mr. B "Three things, never take yourself seriously."
Everyone: "Three things to never take seriously"
Mr. B: Please take a seat.
The first is a report from the chairman.
Mr. A: “Filling in the blanks from last time…”
The contents of the chairman's report can only be described as expected.
Next, Mr. B's report.
Mr. B "I went to fill in the gaps yesterday.
When I suddenly dropped my gaze at the chairman's feet,
There are several different colored bags inside.
According to the chairman, it's good manners to have new items for each woman.
By the way, Chairman, where do you wash your tools?washroom?
At the level of chairman, star
While thinking about such things,
Mr. B: “Then, please report.”
Me: “Yes, actually, I haven’t had any particular results.
Finally, we went out to eat to celebrate our enrollment.So she happily introduced me to her engagement ring,
I don't feel like playing at all these days,
I listened to her talk and congratulated her,
What should I do?And I decided to go to karaoke for an hour.We both like karaoke, and we have similar tastes in singing, so
When I happened to look at her, I thought, "Oh, it's kind of close."No, you were bragging about your engagement ring just now, right?No no.
I take a deep breath to calm down while she stands and sings a song.
in the middle of the song,
No, you said you weren't going to play, right?No no.
I'm singing so she won't notice
Have a smoke and chill out.
But after one puff and two puffs, her song ended,
When I tried to extinguish my cigarette in a hurry, he said, "I will smoke the rest," and snatched my cigarette and started smoking.
"Oh, it's an adult indirect kiss, isn't it?"No no.
While my heart was pounding, I sang and said, “It’s only XNUMX minutes.”
Is she the last one to sing next?If you think, huh?
"Is that what you mean?" No, no, you said you're going to register next week, right?No no.
I looked at her, and wow!Her face is so close! !
In the end, I succumbed to temptation and hugged and kissed him several times for the first time in a while.
Mr. A: "It's a sign! Complete! Kind! Polite!"
Mr. A: "Idiot! That's a perfect signal!
I said, "Hey~!"
Mr. B: "That's a perfect signal, isn't it?"
Mr. C "Isn't it?"
Mr. A: "You, you're too lazy!
Mr. A: “Don’t miss out on the long-awaited filling needs!”
Mr. A: “Ah!
Mr. A: “This is the end for today!”
Mr. B: “Sorry.
The president and vice president leave the room.
Mr. C: “…Senpai.
I said, "Oh no.."
Mr. C: “But… it’s actually different, isn’t it?”
I said, "Eh?"
Mr. C: "That's right. I don't want them to be jealous."
Mr. C: "Isn't that that? You lied on purpose, right?
Mr. C: "That's right? Senpai. Of course you understand, right?
Mr. C: “Isn’t that so? Senior? Former chairman?”
Me: "No...that...that story...it's a true story..."
Mr. C "Are you serious?"
Mr. C ``That's a "fill-in-the-hole" kind of guy, isn't it?
Mr. C: "No, I'm sorry, but...
Mr. C "...I'm already going. Last senior,
I said, "Huh~~ What am I doing?"
in a quiet living room
Me: "Yeah..that was a perfect signal..
I said, "Haaaa~~.."
A voice is heard from a room that should be empty.
Illusion?No, I can hear it.From where?
Right behind! !
Turn around to the right and you'll find a Shinto altar on the corner of the room.
...Stick God! ?
The stick god is speaking to me! ?
It's not good. .I'm no good. .
The last time I made up for her was the first date with my husband who is going to get married this time.
I haven't made up for it once since I started dating that husband.
And I will be enrolling next week.
Rather, it is better to fill in the blanks after registering,
In order to fill holes for a long time, in order to become a true "hole-filling stick",
Do you mean after you enroll? ?
Come to think of it, when I broke up with her before
"Isn't it better to have a married woman than me who is single?"
Really!Is that so! ?
thank you!Thank you stick God! !
I grabbed the room key
"I want to see you again next week! Please! Please!"
Continue to next time.
The universe club's bosom that can post such a silly column
Thank you for reading to the end.
At least for all the male members who read it, "Bogami"