Dating Club Struggle Recorded in Shiritori 12

Scam (scam) → hairless

In response to Mr. Mac's "scam", the theme this time is "hairless".

There is also a disease called "Atrichosis", but since it is a column written by Joe, who is the last member of the Universe Club, the content cannot be medical (obviously cracker), and you probably do not want to read it.
Of course (?) "hairless = shaved" is appropriate for the Universe Club column.

Actually, I would like to make the theme "Shaved bread", but unfortunately it is no longer Shiritori.

Still, from what I'm going to write, "hairless" doesn't fit well, so I refuse to use "shaved" below.

What is the shaved pussy rate for women who are registered with the Universe Club?

It can't be said that the denominator (the number of offers) is large, and the work to check whether there is shaved bread will be even smaller, so it's not convincing, but in Joe's confirmation work, everyone except one was shaved (bitter smile) So it's pretty good. I wonder if it's too expensive.

This may simply be due to Joe's taste in women.

Joe likes glamorous beauties, and more specifically, carnivorous girls who are "really", so he mainly offers them.

So the result would be something like this.

As Joe, I would like to assert that "All the carnivorous girls in the Universe Club are shaved", but unfortunately there is too little evidence.

Still, what surprised me when I joined was that I learned about the problem of "hair loss" among Universe girls.

If I were asked, "Didn't you know that, too?"

My wife often says, "I don't understand women's minds," but in reality, "women's mind" is a matter of "hair."

In that case, I wanted you to tell me as soon as possible.

Even without being told by Universe girls, if you think about it, my wife has had hair loss since we were dating (Joe made me shaved, but with a bitter smile). I shaved my shin hair with a razor.

Women, not just Universe girls, have long been troubled by "hair" more than men's "hair".

After joining the club belatedly, Joe found out about the hair loss problem, but he was skeptical about it, so he thought, "I don't think he cares as much as the girls in the universe," so he asked the women around him (female employees and friends). I tried.

To my surprise, almost everyone was concerned about hair loss.

"Before going on a date with him, I'm worried about when I'll get rid of my hair."

Shelving your own ignorance and insisting? Joe, who thought, "Universe girls will generally be an exception to anything without knowing what it is," proceeded with the investigation.

As expected, I couldn't ask an amateur (?) this time, so I researched a friend (female) who runs an esthetic salon.

“Is the beauty salon prospering?”

"It's tough because the competition is fierce."

“Does that mean there is a need?”

"That's right."

"But it's a minority to make shaved bread, isn't it?"

"What are you talking about! At our esthetic salon, hair removal in the V zone is an option, but most women want it. On the contrary, the most popular one is called Heijinina, which is a shaved pan or something similar. If you don't do this, Business is booming, and it's the most profitable."


I had no idea.Universe girls should be shaved.


“Joe-chan, you can imagine how disgusting it is, right?”

"What else is there!"

“Of course, some women come because their boyfriends want them.

"Hmm, I guess that's just a public statement. Shaved pussy makes me more excited, and it's easier to get cunnilingus, isn't it?"

“I won’t deny that, but hygiene is a big issue for women. It's English, but it's derived from the English hygiene (high zone, hygienic). Shaved bread is for hygiene purposes!"

If we continue discussing this, it seems that Joe will say, "Why don't you play Heidi Nina, too?" Met.


After researching, I found two things.

(XNUMX) Strong business spirit in the esthetic industry

⑵ Many women want shaved or similar shape (really?)


But.

Even if it's for hygiene reasons, shaved bread wouldn't have gained so much publicity if it wasn't for the taste and understanding of men (Joe knows that there are many men who hate shaved bread).

By the way, Joe's first experience with a woman with a shaved pussy was in his 20s (30 years ago now), but I remember being upset rather than excited at first.

I found out later that the woman had a partner other than Joe, and was that man's order?I had shaved.

It was only after he learned that the woman had another boyfriend that Joe fell in love with shaved pussy.

Undoubtedly, Joe's propensity was matured by her.

And because it was memorized with "shaved bread", it has reached the present.

It's exactly "people have a history" (bitter smile).

By the way, it goes without saying, but if I don't say it, no one will notice, but Joe is an intellectual (a lie, really a lunatic).

That's why I don't hesitate to unravel academic books.

What Joe picked up was a solid book titled "History of Hair Loss: Society, Sex, and Culture of Unwanted Hair" (Rebecca M. Herzig, Tokyodo Publishing).

The author is a researcher of women's studies, and this book considers hair loss from a social and cultural point of view while following the changes in hair loss, mainly for American women.

Some of the author's claims are a little difficult to understand, but it was a very informative book (If you bought it out of a perverted heart, you'd regret it. Including footnotes, it's over 300 pages, and the price is 3200 yen plus tax).

I especially enjoyed Chapter 7, "Cleaning the Bottom".

Therefore, I would like to summarize the main points of this book.

(XNUMX) Native Americans had a cultural practice of hair removal, but it was initially the object of contempt by immigrant Americans.

(20) In the XNUMXth century, the practice of hair removal spread as more women entered the workforce.

(XNUMX) Habit XNUMX is in line with the development of inexpensive razors (safety razors).

(99) Today, 60% of American women have some form of hair loss (XNUMX% of men).

(1980) Until the XNUMXs, no actress in the American porn world had a shaved pussy, and it was more important to expose her hair.

⑹ In the 2000s, the practice of shaved pussy came to be recognized in the popular TV program "Sex and the City", which introduced an episode in which one of the women received a "Brazilian wax" treatment. (It seems that the name “Brazilian wax” was originally a product name of a beauty salon in the United States run by a Brazilian.)

(XNUMX) The explosive spread of hair removal habits, including shaved pans, was largely due to the development of relatively inexpensive "hair removal wax."

And the raw material of "hair removal wax" is petroleum waste, and it has a lot to do with the change in the industrial structure of the United States, which is the shift from manufacturing to consumer service industry.

⑻ Laser hair removal, which is said to be even more effective, was originally an easy-to-carry weapon ordered by the US Department of Defense.

⑼ Although "laser hair removal" is under the control of each state and the federal government, the actual situation is quite sloppy and there are many troubles.

(22,000) High-income American women spend an average of $250 (XNUMX million) on hair removal over their lifetime, making hair removal a major industry.

I tried to summarize the above pretty roughly, but all of them were things that Joe didn't know.

Currently, it is evolving further, and there is also a movement to control the growth of body hair at the genetic level.

"Movement" sounds like something in the distant future, but that's not the case. Research seems to be one step closer to realization.

However, it is said that it is the medical community itself that is hesitating to commercialize it, which is conducting research on consignment from companies.

There are tens of thousands of life-threatening illnesses, but even if it is profitable, it seems that he is hesitant to put his heart and soul into "hair loss".

The American medical industry has a large number of doctors due to the influence of past policies, and the competition is fierce. "Laser hair removal" accepted.

Considering the circumstances, it seems like it's only a matter of time before hair removal is commercialized at the genetic level, but what will happen?

The only thing I can say is that "hair removal" is a "money tree", and the balance between supply and demand is not simple, but it will continue to change while influencing each other, and new products and services will be developed. will be done.

And a summary (something like).

Joe believes that the shaved bread epidemic is far from unrelated to socioeconomics.

And Joe's perception is that "economy = money problem", so shaved bread and money are inseparable.

And if there are many girls in the universe with shaved pussy, Joe thinks that it is not unrelated to the fact that many female members of this club are looking for "allowance", that is, "money", but is it a bit unreasonable?

So (what's the reason?) After the brain exercise, I'm going to visit Mai-chan's shaved pussy, so I'll put my brush down here.