Dating Club Struggle Recorded in Shiritori 11

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The world is noisy.

The coronavirus is raging.

As you know, it started in China and spread all over the world in a blink of an eye.

It's highly contagious, and there's no cure for it so far, so it's having a serious impact in Japan as well.

There are times when I think my reaction is a little excessive, but it may be unavoidable at this stage where there is no definite treatment.

The day after the first infected person appeared in Kitakyushu, Joe was visiting here on a business trip.

When I went out to the downtown area after work, it was so quiet that I wondered, "Did something happen? (Actually, there was)."

Every store is singing a quiet bird.

Since the infected person was a taxi driver, there is only a line of taxis waiting for customers at the taxi stand.


Is it right to have "close contact" because of this disaster in a local city?The nationwide Universe Club should have a big impact, and although Joe is just a humble member, it was created by a toothless hostess wearing a dress that seems to overflow with milk in the city of Kokura. I was worried about the future while licking the ultra-thin water and water.

But no worries, no rubber, no worries.


I don't know whose idea it was, but I started something called "online dating."

Can't you just get up even if you fall?I think it's a unique idea.

The only downside is that it's currently only available to Black and Platinum members.

I think it will be interesting if Mac uses it.

The coronavirus sure is scary, but Joe has an even scarier virus.


It's the Universe Club virus.


This virus is highly contagious like corona, and it can't (hardly) make antibodies, so if you get it, it will last longer.

Symptoms are highly individualized, but in the worst case, there is a risk of “automated ATM”.

There is no basic antidote.

Don't let your guard down just because you won't get sick if you don't join in the first place.

Certainly, membership is a prerequisite, but most male members underestimate its power or do not know the existence of a powerful virus, so they join casually.

Joe is one of them.

Although I am not a member myself, I was introduced to the existence of this club by Mr. Osamu.

I got an interview right away, paid the admission fee and annual membership fee on the spot, and the virus spread throughout my body with close contact for about 30 minutes.
(Thinking about it now)


Of course, at that time, I had no subjective symptoms, but at first the symptoms were mild, and the offer was moderate.

For example, Joe's real daughter was in her mid-twenties, so I thought, "No matter what, it's not good to be the same age as my daughter."
(I don't think so now that the symptoms have progressed)

So my first offer was to a woman in her "mid-30s."

By the way, the scary thing about Universe Club Virus is that it has the feature of "no cancellation".

You (summer) who thought, "If you cancel at the last minute, you won't get infected."

sweet!Too sweet as Speedwagon! (sorry).

presumably already infected.

PCR testing is strongly recommended.

Cancellations without notice are a threat to male members who are unaware that they are affected.

After all, I had made a reservation for the restaurant, and had reserved a room called "Executive Nanchara" in preparation for future developments.

In the first place, I'm wearing flashy briefs that I don't usually wear, and my crotch is hot.

And "no cancellation" is to make those preparations disappear in an instant.

Even if you (Sama) don't say "I wonder how much it cost" to the Universe staff who tell you the cancellation, if it comes out of your mouth, it's almost certain that you're sick, so you'll be rushed to the hospital before the test. (often at home) should be done.

However, in most cases this is not the case.

The reason is that the staff is flat-headed (just pretending) and suggests, "Since you've made a reservation for a restaurant, I'll do my best to find a woman to replace you."

In fact, in Joe's case, he received a call to cancel a few hours before the scheduled time, and a substitute woman came.

I wrote about this event once in my column, so I won't repeat the details, but that was Sakura-chan.


My first impression was, “You’re the same age as my daughter.

I know it now, but it was at this time that I was infected with the Universe virus.

It is also highly contagious.


This virus has individual differences, but it also has the characteristic of "offering one after another" along with the strength of infection.

If I met an attractive woman like Sakura-chan the first time, and if the relationship is going well, there shouldn't be any need to make another offer, but I can't stop.

Moreover, in the early stages of getting to know each other (sometimes on the same day we met), he invites me to go on a trip with him.

If you think about it (even if you don't think about it?), I can't say it's a decent proposal.

But even though I have the disease, I don't have any subjective symptoms, so I become a person on the plane with a grin.

Joe is no exception, going north and south with Sakura, and west and east with other women.

As for Princess Nana, she went out to sea several times.

I'm sure I'm getting serious.

Speaking of getting serious, it's the relationship with Jasmine.

I met Jasmine in the comments section of Joe's column.

Mac made an offer first, followed by Notre Dame and Seattle.

I think there are many people who know because each column is also uploaded, but is it public?Making an offer and posting it in a column was something I never imagined before I joined.

Everyone is affected, including Joe!


Since I made my first offer last summer, I have had lunch and tea with Jasmine several times.

In addition, we sometimes reported each other's recent status on the line.

Achievement?We held hands in the taxi, and Joe was satisfied with the relationship.

However, I think it was on LINE after the beginning of this year, but by chance, I decided to go to Kyoto with New Year's greetings.

When that happens, Joe is suddenly enthusiastic, so he fantasizes about a date plan and reserves "the most erotic hotel in Kyoto, perfect for secret love" (according to Joe's research).

The meeting place is Kyoto Station.


After moving to the hotel, we ate at a tempura restaurant in the hotel (I was looking forward to it because it was highly rated, but this restaurant was not good. There are many famous restaurants in the neighborhood, so I recommend eating there. ︎).

And then to your room.

Then, the relationship until now was a lie and sought each other.

As other people have written, Jasmine has great proportions, and you can see it even when you're wearing clothes, but when you take them off, the power is doubled.

I regretted not being able to satisfy Jasmine, but Joe was so satisfied that I finally went to bed after 4am (bitter smile).

It was an erotic and erotic night.

It was fun, Jasmine-san, and now it's time for Yugawara?!


Ah, Mr. Mac, finally in name and reality?became brothers.


*I wrote earlier that there is no silver bullet for the Universe Club virus.However, although it may not work for everyone, Mr. Mack's column "Love Vaccine Series" is effective.
   It's a pity that there are columns that I can't read anymore, but I think I can avoid aggravation just by reading the last few times.
   We recommend that you read it carefully.