"Science of Transportation Expenses" volume

How I Became a Universe Writer

The reason why Joe became a writer for Universe Club was because there was an announcement on the HP that they were looking for an outside writer.I thought that male members were not eligible, but when I inquired, I received an email directly from Mr. Kida.Adopted.At that time, Mr. Kida issued
The only condition is that "Write not only the good things about Universe Club, but also the bad things honestly."

To tell the truth, Joe is somewhat skeptical of this condition.Joe is not a professional writer, but he did have a serial in a small trade paper.At that time, he was "open and free", but for some reason he was forced to make frequent corrections to his manuscripts.

After all, I have the experience of getting off the serialization because I say "I'm going to throw away" a certain episode.Although it is presumptuous to use it as an example, Mr. Akira Ikegami once criticized the Asahi's stance on the "Yoshida testimony" in the Asahi Shimbun, and his manuscript was once rejected.

It's been a hot topic, so many of you probably know about it.What I want to say is that writing "freely and openly" tests the courage of the writer and the hiring side.It's not easy.That's why I want to keep in mind not to become familiar with each other.

Ah, but Kida-san, I'm always grateful for giving Joe such an opportunity.

Thank you for your continued support.It's already Zubuzubu around writing.
The introduction has become longer.To be honest, I don't have any material to write bad things about the Universe Club because Joe is a member.On the contrary, he can write many good things.

 

Advance payment of transportation expenses

I think one of them is the power of matching.Luckily Joe was able to meet a wonderful woman named "Sakura-chan" on his first offer.

as you know? "Sakura-chan" wasn't an offer from Joe ("Sakura-chan" is a secret, so there's no way to offer it), but I was able to meet with the quick response of the staff.

I am amazed at their matching ability and I am very grateful.Well, maybe I just called out to a child who happened to have an empty schedule.

By the way, I'm still in a relationship with Sakura-chan, and I'm walking the path of hell smoothly (crying).Details on that for another occasion.
 

Joe's bad habit is not to get into the main topic.

This time, I would like to write Joe's personal opinion on "transportation expenses" stipulated by Universe Club under the title "Science of Transportation Expenses" (although it is a bit exaggerated).

You may call ripples (especially male members), but please take Joe into account.After joining Joe, without exception, he scrolled through the screen wondering if that girl was good on the smartphone site.In Joe's case, when he got tired of it, he would peek into other corners.

(Dear Universe Club seniors. Have you ever opened the "Important Notes and Requests" on the smartphone site? If you have never seen it, please take a look.)

Since advance learning of transportation expenses is perfect, Joe puts the club's transportation expenses (5,000 yen to 10,000 yen) in a pocket bag and gives it first.

It was the same with Sakura-chan, and it was the same with other children.Because that's what the club wanted.Personally, I think this is a good system for Joe because he often gets confused when he gets drunk.

 

"Barricade" on the outside, but "delicate" on the inside

But it happened at the time of Princess Saki (a pseudonym).She also met up with Princess Saki in the lobby of a certain hotel (a different hotel than Sakura).

Joe went to the lobby 10 minutes ago, but Princess Saki was already waiting.According to the club's introductory letter, she seems to be a very polite child.

To be honest, she doesn't look as good as Sakura, but she's a cheerful girl who likes Joe.name each other,

After a brief greeting, we moved to the lounge.I ordered champagne first because I can keep up with the seat (sorry for one pattern).

before the champagne comes

"Thank you for today. Transportation expenses."

Said Joe handed the bag to Princess Saki. The same as last time, he added, ``If you get drunk, you may forget to give it.''

 

Princess Saki too

"thank you"

While saying that, I received the bag with both hands.Up to this point, the goodness of upbringing shines through.But I couldn't do it after that.

 

“Joe-san, I am very rude in front of you, but is it okay if I check the contents according to the club’s instructions?”

Joe is a fake gentleman, so of course he nods.
But it was the moment when the impression that I was a polite child until now was blown away.He was a very nice boy with a lovely smile.

After that, the date was reasonably lively, but after this incident, I felt that Princess Saki's sense of money was off, and Joe returned to the hotel where he was staying, thinking, "There will never be a second time." there were.

Perhaps, female members and female staff reading this may say, "Joe-san is narrow-minded!"

It's hard to admit that I'm "narrow-minded", but I have no choice but to nod because it's true.But I hope you can understand that Joe's appearance is "Barricade" but his heart is "Delicate".

And confirming transportation costs in front of you is a "delicate" heart-wrenching problem.

 

Pay smart

There are times when I realize that I am writing nonsense like this.

Princess Saki is a very obedient child, so I guess she just followed the club's instructions faithfully.

In order not to offend Joe, I also add the phrase "I'm very rude", and it's easy to see that she has common sense.On the contrary, Joe may not have been more grown-up than I am now.
I'm sorry, Princess Saki.i don't think i read it.

And it is imagined that it was a painful instruction even for the club side.I guess this is because there are too many troubles related to transportation expenses.According to what Joe heard (I heard it from Sakura)

・There is a male member who pays less than the transportation fee (less than XNUMX yen)
・There is a male member who does not pay transportation expenses in the first place.

Apparently.Well, even Joe thinks that there is no choice but to adopt the rule of "payment of transportation expenses in advance" and "confirmation of amount".

The world of dating clubs is a mixture of fiction and reality.

That's why I want to be a man and show my masculinity to the woman I like.Of course, due to the nature of the dating club, it is not always possible to avoid the problem of treatment, so it is not always possible to show masculinity.

Transportation costs have unspoken power.

According to the rumor, some female members request "two-handed par x XNUMX" for an overnight adventure.

In general, no matter how attractive the woman is, it is not a forehead that can show masculinity without hesitation.

By the way, the only woman Joe could pay this amount to was Keiko-chan (pseudonym), a staff member of the Universe Club in a certain place (Keiko-chan, are you reading this?).

In other words, Joe's opinion is that although it is not always possible to meet the expectations of female members when it comes to allowance issues, it is for this reason that we should pay our transportation expenses wisely.

And if it gets late, take one more Yukichi so that you can take a taxi home.

It's presumptuous for Joe, a newcomer, to write such a thing because there are many male members who are practicing it.I'm sorry.

For those male members who still don't agree with Joe's thoughts on transportation costs, please read the next column.

It is a column published on December 2016, 12 written by Ms. Midori Mamiya."Conditions for a man not to slip from the first date at a dating club"It is.

In this column, Ms. Mamiya lists some conditions for successfully dating women.

I can't agree with everything, and there are some parts I would like to argue against, but it's a column that gives me a good idea of ​​how women perceive and think.

Joe thinks that this is a message of encouragement from Ms. Mamiya to the man in order to have a good relationship with the woman who made the offer.So it's very helpful and motivates me to do my best.

Ms. Mamiya asserts that transportation costs are ``1 yen without question.''
“Transportation costs have an unspoken power,” he said. Doesn't "the power of silence" give you courage?

Even if you think there will be no next time, even if you have a bad attitude during the date, let's set the transportation fee to "1 yen without question".

However, according to Ms. Mamiya, it is the most unacceptable thing to do in the first setting, and it seems that there are many complaints from women that it is "restrained for a long time."

Ah, Joe, who restrained Sakura-chan for the first time for 10 hours, was sent around the city and exiled to an island.Luckily, Sakura-chan kindly forgave me.Huh, can't you forgive me? !

 

Would you like to look forward to it when you get home?

Dear Ladies,I am fully aware that you are registering at a risk, mainly for the purpose of medical treatment.
However, I have a small request from Joe.

that isRegardless of the club's instructions, could you please stop opening the pocket bag (?) containing the transportation fee in front of me?

Because the contents are "XNUMX yen without questions" (at least in the case of Joe).

And I think that such an attitude often gives a bad impression to male members.

Of course, if you live in a remote area and ask for separate transportation expenses in advance, it will be necessary to clarify the amount in order to avoid trouble.

Also, some male members say, "Check the contents of the bag."

Unfortunately Joe isn't up to that level, but in that case it's okay to open the bag.Basically, could you look forward to opening the bag after you get home?

And if the amount is less than the prescribed amount of 5,000 yen, please make a complaint to the club.I think the club will punish that man.

 

Only transportation costs, but transportation costs

I've been writing with the broad title of "Science of Transportation Expenses".Many would disagree.Now that I have accepted the role of writer for this section, I will respond politely to any comments.

In the midst of this, I found an opinion in the feedback of a male member a little while ago that "it's just transportation expenses, but transportation expenses".

It may be different from Joe's purpose, but it feels like he got my point.That person also wrote, but it is not good for men to be "bossy".Joe also writes with self-admonition, but I think the behavior of "I'm paying for it" is ugly and uncool.

Of course, Joe is not a person who can do it, so in the case of the customer's position, there are times when he wants to say that, and there are times when he actually says it.

On the other hand, since Joe is in business, he sometimes gets scolded by customers, saying, "You're paying for it!"

In the case of this mistake, I will do my best to satisfy the customer with a humble head.At the same time, there are unreasonable complaints, and in that case, we have to deal with them resolutely, but it is unexpectedly difficult to balance this event.

I tell my employees, "Don't judge complaints based on the volume of their voices."
In other words, it doesn't matter if the claim is valid or not, even if it's a swear word.

Surprisingly, among Joe's customers, the more foul language they use, the more honest their complaints are.

On the other hand, it is not uncommon for customers who use calm words to make unreasonable complaints, and in such cases it is much more difficult to deal with.

Nonetheless, it is better to be polite in your language.In Joe's case, there is a jinx that if you use swear words, they will use swear words.Karma and retribution is something I always keep in mind, but it's not easy...

Well, I wrote it at length, but did Joe succeed in "scientificizing transportation costs"?

I have no confidence.Next time I'll write a more casual topic, preferably an erotic one, yes.