A to Z, B of Universe Club Where to meet and what to eat, that's the question

① The ABCs of Social Clubs

　as you knowUniverseOnce an offer is made at the club, male members will meet up in advance.PlaceSpecify the female member, thenMealIt may be written somewhere in the member rules, but after meeting up,ConsentGoing straight to the room withoutNGApparently (did you know?).

　In other words, if you follow the club rules, you can meet up and thenDiningThe basic thing to do is toItinerarySo before negotiating the allowance, male members have to think hard about where to meet and what to eat.
　If I thought that,SaizeriyaApparently there are a certain number of high-class male and female members. It's hard to believe at first. To give you an idea of ​​how hard it is to believe, consider when Ms. Takaichi orders a "caramel macchiato, extra whipped cream, and a huge amount of caramel" at Starbucks Sarusawa-no-ike branch.

Joe isSaizeriyaI've only been there once, so I can't comment on the taste or anything else.The best Italian in the world" Some of my friends assert this.
However, that one experience at Saizeriya made Joe swear he would never set foot in there again. Because, beer glasses and wine glassesplasticThat's why (KumamonIt's not.)
I have no grudge against Saizeriya, butplasticEntering establishments that serve alcohol in glass made of stainless steelStrictly prohibitedHowever, due to his father's will, he is unable to use it.

Originally, my style in the social clubexposeIt's very embarrassing because it makes me feel like my level as a gentleman is being seen through.
"Is Joe really at this level?" Not only is it embarrassing, but it's also a social club.SuspiciousnessTherefore, the person being introduced would not be happy either. In other words, I cannot think of any benefit to either the writer or the person being introduced.

　However, the topic this time is about the relationship club."The first step of the Iroha"And if you can escort smoothlySubsequent datingJoe believes that there is a high possibility that the process will go smoothly, so this is an issue that cannot be avoided if the event is called Universe Club A to Z.

 I've said this many times, but I'm not sure how much the content of this article will be of any use to Joe, who has been a member for eight years but still hasn't been able to have sophisticated relationships. However, in Japanese there are also expressions such as "a negative example" and "a lesson learned from others." Joe's eight years of wandering are somewhereI believe it will be usefulLet's continue writing.

②Where will we meet?

Eight years have passed since I joined, but as far as I can remember,LobbyI have only ever met up with people atRestaurants to eat atSome people may want to meet their sisters there. In that case, the advantage is that there is no time loss due to travelling.

　However, the restaurants Joe escorts are basicallyFamiliarityIn many of these places, I know the owners and chefs, and since my name and face are known, I feel a little embarrassed to make a reservation under my club name.
On the other hand, some members feel reluctant to reveal their real names to female members who have made offers before they even meet. Depending on the type of store, it can be difficult to guarantee confidentiality.

Joe thinksホテルロビーThe benefits of meeting up are as follows:

Relatively easy access and easy to understand

・Hotels with large lobbies are more likely to maintain confidentiality. They often have a cafe attached, so you can sit down and enjoy the food there before eating.Self-introductionYou can

-Luxury hotelIf you are looking for a restaurant that is categorized as "Japanese, Western, or Chinese," you can easily move between them.TAXIis easy to catch.

・If you have reserved a room, there will be no time lag.Escort to your roomit can.
There are not only advantages but also disadvantages, which will be discussed later.a name of the hotelAlthough it avoids mentioning the name of the hotel, it gives an approximate location, so it's obvious (there may be no point in not mentioning the name of the hotel).

　By the way, according to information from anonymous question boards, etc.Station ticket gateThere are some male members who arrange to meet up at these places, but Joe is too embarrassed to do so.Bad reputation among female membersSo I'll not consider it.

a Tokyo Edition

・Shinagawa

　There are a lot of hotels around the station, and they are easily accessible, so I'm sure there are many male members who have stayed there.

　The hotel with the best access is probably the one next to the station.The hotel lobby is on a higher floorIt is located in a small space, but it has sofas, so it is relatively easy to ensure confidentiality.
There is a cafe, Italian restaurant, Chinese restaurant and teppanyaki restaurant right next door. The prices are a little high, but the food is delicious.not badAnd the flow from meeting to dining is the best class. As I will mention later, as a restaurant,TeppanyakiEspeciallyRecommended.

　The problem is when you stay overnight. Even in the most standard room6 digitsIt's become a common sight in the area. I used to stay there occasionally, but I haven't stayed there in the last two years. The rooms are not particularly spacious, but they are on the higher floors.While watching the night view of ShinagawaIt's hard to decide on a standing doggy style.EroticBut still.

Still, this hotel is convenient as a meeting place and I recommend it. There are many restaurants in the area, and you can easily get to Gotanda by taxi.Love Hotel DistrictAccess to the area is also not bad.

　In Shinagawa,PrinceThere are several hotels in the area. Three Prince hotels are located on the same premises, and the restaurants are easily accessible. This is also the hotel Joe most frequently chooses as a meeting spot.

　There are many male members who already know about us, so there may be no need to explain, but the lobby is spacious and there are plenty of sofas, so it's a great place to meet new people.It's easy to say helloAnd it's also highly confidential. What I like most about it is that, as mentioned above, it's connected to three hotels, so you can enjoy Japanese, Western, and Chinese cuisine without any time lag.Guide to multiple restaurantsThe prices are surprisingly reasonable, except for the teppanyaki.Not expensive.
What surprised me even more was the taste. Not only were all the restaurants not bad,deliciousUntil then, Joe had thought that hotel restaurants were "expensive and not tasty," but he had a new understanding of them.Yakitori and Chinese foodare my favorites and both are in the same genre.Highly ratedI think it's on par with a restaurant.

　My current favorite, Emily, and I met here last year.LobbyWhen we first met, I never imagined our relationship would become this deep.
She never smiled, and her responses were blunt. I found out later that she was not the type to be easily intimidated, but this time, it was her first offer in a long time, and she was trying to act in her own way.I was nervousApparently, if it took too long to get to the restaurant, Joe would haveTensionI might not have been able to bear it.
This time, I escorted him to a Chinese restaurant during lunchtime. After introducing myself again, we started the meal with a toast.The conversation flowed as if the silence was a lie.Smiles also spread.

　The first good thing about Emily is that she doesn't have many food preferences.Everything looks deliciousAnd lots of themEatEmily wasn't interested in losing weight (she was originally rather skinny and had complex problems), but she was gaining weight.Feminine body buildingHe is training hard, eating five meals a day and gaining weight where he wants to.(chestとbutt)TightenedBodyIt is.
The second good point is that he is a good listener.Look, listen, and respondIf there is something I don't understand, I always ask questions, and the exchange can continue.
Emily's goal isLaunching a new businessBut more than money, I received that from my brother.Learn the know-howSo I'm going to absorb Joe's advice like a sponge and do it this summer.Started the companyThis sense of speed is something that other girls don't have.

　For that reason (what's the reason?), Joe rarely invites people to his room on the first meeting, no matter what their type is, but this time he was able to invite them smoothly. He was also able to nod his head immediately in agreement with Joe's condition (no joke).Was delighted.

Two of the three hotels are older, so the rooms may feel a bit worn out. However, the cleaning level is of course high, and the layout is rather spacious compared to the newer, smaller rooms. Each room has an old-fashioned design.BalconyThere are alsoShowaIt's rather erotic to feel that way. On this day, we didn't do standing doggy style on the balcony, but EmilyA body to be proud ofRaining caresses on EmilySensualityI hope that this will lead to

　As Emily and I got to know each other longer, it became clear that Joe wasn't a very sophisticated man, but I think the smoothness of our first meeting helped me save money. The price of the room was a bit high for a hotel of this class, but it depended on the date and time of booking.reasonableFor male members who are not confident about the route from meeting to dining and then to the room,I can recommend it.

・Tameike Sanno

　I used this hotel often when I first joined. It's close to the station, and although the lobby isn't very large, there's a cafe nearby, so I was able to introduce myself and have tea.Restaurant There is a steakhouse with a selection of Japanese, Western and Chinese cuisine.Popular with girlsBut the taste was just average.Relatively reasonableSo I have used it several times.My favorite was Chinese foodIt is.
　Joe has a dumb palate, but when he was eating Chinese food here (of course)A dress that seems to show your panties(The girl with the bare breasts) The sentimental memory of the taste came back to me, so I asked the head chef to call me and asked him, "Aren't you from XX in Keio Plaza?" I was right on the money, and I went there for a while. However, according to my friend, the chefs had all been replaced,The taste has changedI was saying.

　There are several reasons why we stopped using this place as a meeting place, but the main one isAccommodation costs have increasedThe standard room was originally small and lacked eroticism, but with the recent rise in hotel prices, it has now exceeded the acceptable level.Over 50,000I don't feel like putting it out.
　It seems that the cafe on the lobby floor underwent a major renovation last year. Generally, this type of renovation is aimed at efficiency, so I haven't seen it in person yet, but it's one of the reasons I avoid it.
　I just realized this while writing this nonsense,When I took it off, it was an open crotchThen, he stabbed the wet fruit right in the middle.Erotic NightI feel like I didn't experience this at this hotel.
Of course, it's just my feeling, and I've never experienced this in any other hotel before. Still, I don't think I'll be using this hotel again just because"air"That's probably not the case.

・Roppongi

　There are foreign-affiliated companies here.Luxury hotelThere are two. The one in Hills is the hotel Joe chose for the meeting when he first used the Universe Club eight years ago. I've only used it twice, so I don't remember exactly, but I think there was a convenient cafe next to the lobby. The first girl I met was Sakura, who came as a substitute, and I remember going into the cafe, ordering a spumante, and having a toast.
However, this hotelget lostIt seems like it's difficult to get to your destination, including the restaurants in the area.Rising accommodation costsAs a result, it is no longer used as a meeting place.

　Another foreign-owned hotelTokyo MidtownThis hotel may not be suitable as a meeting place as the lobby is small.World-class luxury hotelsApparently so (though Joe doesn't think so).Popular with girlsThere are several Japanese and Western restaurants in the hotel, and there is no shortage of restaurants in Midtown, so it is a good idea to escort guests to the restaurant in style.passing scoreIt may be.
　of course?Price is an issueAnd the taste is amazingIt's not deliciousTherefore, it is a place that male members would rather avoid. Furthermore, the biggest problem with this hotel is thatServicesJoe glares at him.

　This may be Joe's bias, but foreign hotels tend toFeel free to talk to themIt seems that they think this is a service.
Joe has been called by his first name several times while staying at this hotel. At least in Japanese hotels.first nameThere is no culture of calling out in this way.
　Moreover, there are only two reception desks, and couples who are shy about checking out have to queue up. That would be bad enough, but the staff calls out to Joe, who is waiting in line.
"Dear Mr./Ms. ◯◯, did you have a good night's sleep last night?" (◯◯ is your first name)
　Hey, look at the woman next to you.Mini skirt that looks like you can see her pantiesTo,With bare breastsblouseAnd both of usDark circles under the eyesWhat should I do?slowly"The words come out.
　These are words from the heart, not spoken. However, this is what makes this hotelReasons why I will never use it againThere is also.

・Zagin (is this an obsolete term?)

 There are many mid- to high-end hotels.Favorite Hotelis located near Shinbashi, and according to a friend who was born in 1-chome, "That place isShinbashi"That's right," he says decisively. Some people mock it, saying, "It's basically just a slightly better business hotel," but Joe has a different opinion.
　The lobby is quite small, but there are sofas, so it seems like you could introduce yourself when meeting someone for the first time.Easy to meet upIt can also be said that.

　The notable thing here isThe eroticism of the roomIt depends on the room type,The window is 3 metersYes, if you open the curtains fully, approx. 240 degreesFrom the buildingfull viewSo, in full view of everyone, you can decide to do standing doggy style (you like that too).The flower of the dating club is standing backIt is.

　After that, standing back is also perfect, and after 21pm the bar time of the Italian restaurant on the upper floor starts,While watching the night viewYou can also hold a debriefing session. Unfortunately, the bar used to be open until 2am, but now it closes at 12pm.delicious(The menu is also slightly different) Joe glares at me again.
However, like many other hotels,Room prices are rising sharplyIf we can accept that, we can be a hotel with a smooth flow from the cradle to the grave (that's not good).I can recommend itBut still.

b Kyoto

・Kyoto Station
Adjacent hotelIn terms of accessibility and ease of understanding,Strongest classIt is.
The lobby is quite spacious and has a few sofas, so you can exchange greetings when you first meet someone. There's a cafe right next door, so it's nice to have tea there.
　The hotel has a variety of Japanese, Western and Chinese restaurants. The prices are a bit low for budget-conscious guests (Joe is one of them), but...There is little regret in going for itI think so.deliciousThere seem to be a lot of restaurants.

　Pursuing price and tasteFor those who want to do so, there is also aIsetan Upper FloorIt is inRestaurant areaIt would be best to use the following.Kyoto Kaiseki restaurantReservations are required for both lunch and dinner.
　The problem is what to do after dinner. If you stay at a hotel next to the station, there is no problem, but including this hotel,Hotel prices in Kyoto city are risingIt is about the same as Tokyo. If you want to go there, you can take a 15-minute taxi ride from Kyoto Station.Love Hotel DistrictIf you check, you will find thatFamousCharacteristicLove hotelJoe doesn't really like love hotels, butBilly YardsThe fun I had there is an unforgettable memory.A room with elaborate designIf both of you choose, your relationship willThere's no doubt it's fast approaching⁈

・Yasaka　

This is the Kyoto branch of the hotel introduced in Zagin.TempleIn one of the sub-temples,ZazenIf you stay at this hotel with a girl,greedThe impure mind and body (men's sexual desires, women's desire for money)cleanseIt's not so close to the nearest station, but there is a shuttle bus from Kyoto Station.

　The entrance isSecond floorBut the lobby and front deskdownstairsIndirect lighting,ClassyThe hotel is well-furnished and would make a good place for a romantic get-together for a couple. There is a branch of a long-established tempura restaurant within the hotel, but I wouldn't recommend it. If that's the case, you'll have a much wider range of options if you head to Gion-Shijo.
Oden restaurantSanyaCooked in water, it's a bit priceyChineseJoe'sRecommendedBoth stores are just a few minutes away by taxi, so they're easy to access.
　To Gion, if a girl doesn't mind walking,KamogawaWalking along the sidewalkIt would be a good idea to do so. This will definitely bring the two of you closer together.
　However, due to the inbound Kyoto boom, accommodation costsSoaringJoe hasn't stayed at this hotel for over a year. The room was comfortable.EroticThat's why,FavoriteIt's one of the hotels.

・Nijo Castle

　This hotel is a mid-range hotel within the group. As mentioned above, it is located in Kyoto City.Hotel prices soarHowever, this hotel is relativelyReasonable priceMoreover, it is easy to make a reservation, the reception is spacious, and it is relatively quiet even during peak season.

 If you meet here, it will be easier to ensure confidentiality. There are several restaurants in the hotel, especiallyChinese food is recommendedI think the quality of Chinese food in Kyoto is high, including local Chinese food, but according to Joe's research, the Chinese food here isBest XNUMXIf you are staying overnight,In-diningSelect the Chinese menu withEat in your roomThat's Joe's style. It's the strongest way to lead people.
　There are many restaurants around the hotel, so it would be nice to check them out and go out to eat.VacantI also get the impression that...

・Lake Biwa Canal

 I have used this hotel several times as a meeting place.Favorite HotelIt was one of them.was"There's a reason why it's in the past tense.congestionEspeciallyCherry blossoms and autumn leavesThe time is not even approaching.

　Before COVID-19, the price was reasonable, the rooms were spacious, and there was a spa, so it was very useful.Mt. HieiとNanzenji TempleStanding back while watchingFull of a sense of immoralityNanzenji Temple and the Philosopher's Path are also within walking distance.Lover's moodI was able to enjoy it.
Every time I walked along the Philosopher's Path, I would think, "Why didn't I take the entrance exam for Kyoto University?" (The reason is simple: I wasn't at the level where I could pass. Rest in peace.)FrenchI visited there with a certain girl every season. The French restaurant closed, andrushAt the time, it was becoming as bad as the Yamanote Line, so I stopped going there altogether.
　These dayscongestionIt seems there's never a time when he doesn't, so it seems Joe won't be specifying this place as a meeting place for a while, but there aren't many older men around here.A dreamy placeI don't think that's going to happen very often. It's a shame.

The above is a brief summary of Joe's experiences. He also offered dates to girls in Osaka, Kobe, Hiroshima, and Fukuoka, but since the number of times was limited, I will omit them here.

3. What and where to eat

　EatingFill your stomachThis not only satisfies your appetite,LibidoJoe thinks that this is also connected to the male members of the dating club.Eat" is not just about cooking,Female bodyIt should also mean savoring the experience.
That's why "where""what"The important thing is what you eat. There are many other things to consider (women's likes and dislikes, price, etc.)where(location) andwhatI will write about Joe's detailed experiences with (genre) as I wander around.

　Before that, it's not sexy, it's shy, in other wordsHow much does the meal cost?Let me touch on the issue.
　Joe'sMealThe financial sense of30,000 yen per person(Shamefully, this includes alcohol.) Anything above that price just outweighs the food, no matter how delicious or comfortable the atmosphere.
If you read past columns, you'll see that some male members are willing to spend over a million dollars on wine, but their sense of money is completely different from Joe's, so it's no use as a reference.

　StillThirty thousandWith that budget, there are more than a few restaurants to choose from. At the same time, the sushi restaurant Joe used to frequent has more than doubled in size.Thirty thousandWe had to reluctantly cut down the budget (bitter smile)40,000 yenhas been raised to.
In short, boobsBarely exposed girlsIf you are escorting aUp to 80,000That is what I mean, but to be honest,First meeting girlIf so, a little more budgetI want to suppressThat's it.
So while making fun of Joe's stinginess,heart soundsI would like you to read the following nonsense with an open mind, imagining this.

Yotsuya 3-chome is sexy (Arakicho area)

 Yotsuya 3-chome, especially the Arakicho areaEroticJoe would be very disappointed if there are people who say, "No, I don't understand that." Because historically, ArakichoEroticBecause it's definitely a place.
　It would be rude to study history here, so I will just briefly touch on this, but the Arakicho area has beenEntertainment DistrictIn short, it is a place that flourished as a professionalflirtationThis is the place where the otaurs are dropped off, and it is similar to the activities of modern Otosama.ふさわしいThere is no space, so I will introduce two stores that I particularly recommend.

Kappo Kaiseki

　OldAmong the many Japanese-style shops, the entrance is small, so you might just pass it by.ShowaOnce you enter the store, you'll be surprised at how long and narrow it is, and the further you go, the wider the space becomes. Including the second floor, there are over 40 seats in total.KyomachiyaThe structure is reminiscent of the so-called eel bed,Entertainment DistrictMetRemainsIt may be so.

The seats are divided into counter seats, table seats, and private rooms. If you want secrecy, you can choose the private room, but the good thing about this restaurant is thatEnjoyIf you do, then the generalKnifeYou can see the judgement and enjoy the conversation.countersI would like to do that.
CuisineWhile following the grammatical rules of kaiseki cuisine,A well-thought-outYou can enjoy the food and the flavors. It is extremely difficult to offer food that feels new without being too eccentric.
　What always impresses me issliced ​​raw fishThe deliciousness of the simple dishFish connoisseurI think the skills of the chefs, including the chefs themselves, will be put to the test.

　But the biggest selling point of this store isService SpiritThe chef and his two sons are in charge of grilling, frying and serving customers, while his wife and daughter run the floor. It is rare to see a family-run restaurant of this size. The eldest son is alreadysecondThe chef says, "The fried food and grilled food are better than mine."Skilledis"

The eldest son's pride in his reaction to these wordsembarrassmentIt's like a mix ofexpressionI will never forget that. Perhaps this is the look on his face when his emotions as a chef and as a son are mixed together.
In other words, the biggest selling point of this restaurant is the comfortable atmosphere, which makes you feel like you're being treated by family.Barely exposed girlsIt will bring you closer to each other.
By the way, there are several courses available, but the cheapest one is enough.SatisfactionYes, you can. Depending on how much you drink, 2 Eiichi per person is a good guideline (the price of the course has recently increased, so 2.5 Eiichi is a good guideline).

Yakitori

 Also located in Arakicho屋 き 鳥 屋There are only 8 seats at the counter.Reservationis required and there is a limit of two seats.ReservationSo unlike a bar filled with smoke and drunk customers talking loudly, couples canGatherIt is also a place.jazzThe walls are made of exposed concrete.ModernThis is the interior.
The basic style is omakase. If you are not satisfied, you can add more, but it is not necessary.OriginalJoe'sLikeIt's a style.

　There are some rules, such as no other businesses allowed, no taking photos, and reservation rules.NoisyHowever, if you go there you will understand the chef's high level of hospitality.
Recently, popularYakitori restaurantMany restaurants are difficult to reserve, and some are booked on a monthly basis, but some are booked on a yearly basis. However, this restaurant does not accept reservations more than a week in advance, so it is difficult to secure a seat.difficultAbsent.
　There are also some authentic bars in the Arakicho area where you can enjoy a relaxing drink, so if you have time, it might be worth stopping by.

Yakitori again

 First meeting with Universe GirlsYakitori safeThat's what I personally think. I get the impression that there aren't many women who can't eat yakitori, and there's also the selfish reason that it's easier to control the price compared to other genres.

　There are manyYakitori restaurantJoe learns thatSECSThe shop (not a girls bar) is located a 2-minute walk from the Konan exit of Shinagawa Station.
The Konan Exit itself is reminiscent of the old Kabukicho, and gives the impression of being a town where old men with a strong smell of aging gather, and is not at all erotic.
However, this store is also located on the upper floor of a multi-tenant building like Kabukicho, but when you get off the elevator and stand in front of the store, you will see a different世界is expanding.
The seat isCounter onlyThe interior of the restaurant is (probably) indirectly lit and has spacious seating.ConfigurationThis allows couples like us to have a conversation to a certain extent. We have to keep our voices low, but that's hard to imagine from the outside of the building.SophisticationIt is a spacious interior space.

　The contents of the dish are otherYakitori restaurantIt is completely different from the above.Yakitori KappoIt is appropriate to name it "Yakitori" and skewers are not served. However, the style isOriginalBut the tasteTraditionalThe seasoning is faithful to the original, yet the dish develops new flavors, demonstrating the chef's skill as a chef.
　The owner is a big man with a tough look, and is not the type to talk to customers himself, but he is very good at serving customers.PoliteSo, when you laugh,チャーミングThe wait staff are women (probably his wife), so there are no problems with service, and you can enjoy your yakitori in a comfortable atmosphere.
There are two price options for the chef's choice course, and the cheaper course is satisfying, butessenceIf you want to tasteHigherI recommend the course. The price for one person, including alcohol, is about 1.5 Eiichi.

Teppanyaki

the sameShinagawaThen, please come to the restaurant in the hotel next to the station that I mentioned in the meeting point.All are recommendedIt is.
However, among themTeppanyakiIf you are secretly meeting someone, how recommended is it?By farright.
There are counter and table seats. It is located at the back of the Italian restaurant and cafe, and there is no sign (probably).A hideout placeIt has elements like these, and as mentioned above, it is a restaurant that feels like it's made for us.

　Dinnertime is a bit pricey, but the taste is still great.More than the priceHowever, if time permits, it is overwhelminglyLunchtime dealsDinnerLess than half price courseThere is, and it is quite satisfying.

　Before coming here, Joe was old and didn't know what to do.Teppanyaki"I wonder what it's like?" However, I came to this restaurant at Emily's request and was impressed by the deliciousness of the beef.I woke upNormally, my preferred doneness is medium or better, but Emily said, "Medium is just stupid when it comes to delicious teppanyaki.Ultra rare"I was told to do so, so I reluctantlyObeyedAnd guess what?was deliciousThis restaurant is a true testament to the idea that delicious meat can be made by simply grilling it with salt and pepper.I learnedIt was
　This hotel also has good service.SophisticationThe same goes for restaurants.Nakawill bring it even closer.

Cooked in water

　Following yakitori is mizutaki, which is also related to chicken.Cooked in waterHakata is famous for that, but Joe will introduce京都.
　Go past the Minamiza Theatre and cross Shijo Street to the east, and you'll come across the Kamo River stretching north and south.Nawate StreetEnter Nawate-dori Street. There are several small streets that cross this street to the east. Joe's recommendation is on one of them.
This area is one of the toughest in Kyoto.RulesHaveBikan Historical QuarterThere are rows of old wooden Kyoto townhouses, and you can see scenes from TV dramas and newlywed couples.Shooting spotThere is also.

　　When a troubled couple walks under the dim streetlight,Showa,DisagreeableTaisho,Meiji, maybeEdoTime travel to Arakicho, turning blueEroticThat's right.
　　There is a large sign at the entrance to this Mizutaki restaurant, so you won't get lost. If you walk down the narrow alley towards the building at the back, you will see the entrance.Pure Japanese styleThe space is expanded and divided into several small rooms for two people to large groups.3 tatami matsBecause aboutsecret talkIt's perfect for Nan here.Can be pushed downMaybe (this is just a fantasy).
　Ginger-based cloudy chicken boneSoupIs it something that has been aged by adding more and more? First, the soup itselfTasteOf course, the main ingredient of Mizutaki, the chicken on the bone, is delicious, but the vegetables, especiallyChinese cabbage deliciousこと.

　This store'sCooked in waterIt is open from October to May, but it is seasonal.Delicious Chinese cabbage(Other than this, they only serve Oyakodon (chicken and egg rice bowls) for lunch, which are also delicious.) Even during their opening hours, they change the source of the ingredients and serve the best.Delicious Chinese cabbagePurchase.
　This type of business model is possible because it is a family-run business. And it is also reflected in the customer service, where they provide friendly but warm service. The price is just a little over 1 yuan per person. Considering the contents and service, it is not expensive, but please note that payment is only accepted in cash.Notesthat!

　　KnuckleErotic townIt would be a shame to come here and have Mizutaki just to finish.Girls' private partsI want to make it soaking wet (←is that stupid?).
　In that case, in the dim light, head west along the path to Nawate Street.baris located on the right hand side, just before the street. This is also a shop that follows the grammar rules of a Kyoto machiya.
This store was originallyHead of a certain tea ceremony schoolIt is a bar converted from a house. Just like other Kyoto townhouses, once you enter the entrance, a space opens up in the back. The interior makes use of the original old Japanese house, and a dimly lit counter spreads out before you. There are also table seats, and although it is an authentic bar, it can sometimes be a little noisy, but if that's the case, you can go to the converted tea room next to the entrance.Private roomTheReservationIt might be a good idea to do that.

　It's not cool to talk about money in a stylish bar, so Shuzo-sensei might be embarrassed, but herewalletIt's a friendly bar. So you can have a drink with peace of mind (and I mean relatively), and build a relationship with the busty girls.sudden approachIt may be possible.
　deliciousMizutaki and a low-alcohol cocktailTipsyIf you're in the mood, there's only one thing left to do. Happily ever after.

Kyoto Kaiseki

　　One of my good points is that the topic jumps around here and there.
京都If you want to experience deliciousKyoto KaisekiJoe, an outsider, suspects that this is the first choice.

　HoweverKyoto KaisekiSome women may think that going to a restaurant is too expensive. It is true that there are many restaurants that do not accept first-time customers, and some restaurants are expensive and require reservations for years.
　In that case, we have the aforementioned Kyoto Station.IsetanKyoto Kaiseki restaurant in the restaurant districtRestaurant The price is alsowalletIt is recommended because it is friendly to customers and reservations are not that difficult.Well-establishedIf you meet at a hotel next to Kyoto Station, it's relatively easy to get to.SmoothIt is.

　As mentioned above, there are several stores in the city.Kyoto Station Shopsis the most reasonable option. Reservations are required, but the competition isn't high, so if you book early, you shouldn't have any problems.
　To be honestMuromachiis better,atmosphereSo if you're with a girl, this is the oneRecommendedHowever, compared to Kyoto Station, the price isFive times moreIf it's your first time meeting someone, it's better to be kind to your wallet.happyright?
　Which branch is this store? There is a variety of prices, but of course,deliciousCarefully prepare the broth andtasteThe difference in price is not due to the taste, but to the cost of the ingredients used. So no matter which restaurant you choose, you won't regret it.

　And the distinctive features of this store are manyCookDespite havingLevelThere are probably many people who think that this is just a cracker.
But according to Joe,luxury storeEven if the restaurant is categorized asLevel differenceHowever, Joe believes that there is no need to worry about that at this store.
According to a chef I know, there are many restaurants in and around Kyoto City.From CocoThere are many chefs in this industry, and there are apparently many success stories of those who go independent.
He says, "By experiencing branches with different price ranges, the breadth of the cuisine and the sense of ownership will increase, and you will gain knowledge not only as a chef but also as a manager." Indeed, this place is very sophisticated, including the way it serves customers. And that is the experience of working with girls who are completely exposed to their breasts.Deepen friendshipIt will lead you down the path to titty fucking.

④Other recommended shops

It's not suitable for a first meeting, but it's a relatively good place that Joe has used in the past.Easy on the walletShops are introduced by genre and randomly.

Yakitori No. 1

　Nezu StationA few minutes. Of course.Reservation requiredThere isn't much competition for reservations, but please note that the restaurant is closed for two days in the middle of the week.
Lifts&TrailsThe price is 1.5 Eiichi per person, including a drink.Hinai chickenThe food continues with the delicious flavor of chicken. I'm also happy that the beer is Akaboshi.
　The boss is good-looking, but the second guy is even more good-looking, and Emily says, "I'm going to meet him.Embracing"I want to," she says, making Joe happy. Unfortunately, the threesome hasn't happened yet.

Yakitori No. 2

Jimbocho StationIt's close by. Access isn't bad, and I'll leave aside the question of whether Jimbocho is a suitable place for a troubled couple (though Joe loves the area).
　This is Osamu's favorite yakitori restaurant. He says,The world's best yakitori restaurant" I'm not afraid to say so. Joe's reputation isn't that high, butdeliciousIt's definitely a store.
　First,Truffle appetizerI was blown away by the instruction to "eat with your hands" (is this recommended?). It certainly tastes better when eaten with your hands. The skewers and other dishes that followed were all good in a good way.OriginalWhat I use isHinai chickenYou can't find this at other stores.Ingeniously crafted productsThe price depends a lot on how much you drink (drinks are a little pricey), but it's around 1.5 Eiichi per person. Osamu says it's getting harder to make a reservation every time.Super famous storeBe sure to check it out before it becomes too late!

Sushi 1

My favorite food is sushi. However, in recent years, all the famous restaurants haveSoaringHowever, this cannot be done casually.
　This chef-selected sushi restaurant has three locations in Tokyo, and offers a great balance between price and quality.GreatReservations are not that difficult. Although the taste is not bad, they don't adjust to your eating pace because it's a time-is-money restaurant. The width of the counter seats is alsoNarrowIt's difficult to have a conversation like, "How about standing doggy style after this?"A store lacking in emotionThat's right.
Joe's recommendation isHibiya storeBox seats.Four-seaterKedagaReservation for two peopleIt seems that you can. In this seat, you might be able to quietly request something like, "Please start with face sitting before I take a shower today."
　

Sushi restaurant 2

 The best in TokyoFavorite sushi restaurantI used to visit there occasionally in my 40s, and even then, when I got too drunk after the 20,000 yen order, it would approach 40,000 yen, making Joe's heart and wallet pound.
However, at that time, it wasn't that difficult to make a reservation (on a monthly basis), so I would make up my mind and visit on special occasions (like my wife's birthday, haha).
After that, the original founder expanded overseas and handed over the restaurant to his successor, and it became difficult to make reservations, so people stopped visiting.

 Recently, Midori-chan (estimated B cup, 26 years old, French boyfriend), who has been helping me with everything except for my dick, requested this store. Joe, who has a good appearance, immediately agreed and said OK Corral (is that an outdated term?).
It was a rash promise, but what surprised me wasExtremely difficult to book restaurantWhen Joe visited, the couple sitting next to himBook 16 months in advanceIt's no longer a laughing matter.
　Joe was able to make a reservationThe man who makes the impossible possible, thanks to Osamu.Thank you!Osamu, I don't think you've read it.

　essentialTasteHowever, as the first generation had high expectations, the second generation head chefGreatTo be honest,More refined than the masterThe problem is the price. The omakase is 4 Eiichi. All sushi restaurants of this class in Ginza are 5 Eiichi, so considering the contents,It's cheapIt may be.
　By the way, today's paymentThe two of them are over 11 EiichiI shed a few tears.
Midori-chan, I would like to conclude by expressing my heartfelt cries that sushi and wine, especially Chablis, don't go well together.

Soba restaurant

　There are several long-established soba restaurants in Kanda, but Joe's favorite is a restaurant within walking distance of Ogawamachi Station. It was a beloved restaurant by a late master of historical novels. Reservations are not accepted, so it's not suitable for first-time visitors, and it's closed during lunch hours.There will be a queueHowever, the turnover is fast so the wait is short.

Soba lovers, including Joe, tend to be picky, but the good thing about this restaurant is that it is flexible in responding to the requests of even the most demanding customers.
For example, you can order a bowl of tempura with a side of rice. Of course, it's not on the menu, but you can learn the rules by watching the behavior of regular customers at this restaurant.the real thrill.RecommendedRolled egg. This is also not on the menu and requires a reservation, but sometimes they will accept it even if you only make it an hour before your visit (by phone).Score goes upIt may be.
moreoverIf you want to earn pointsOn the way home, a girl in a super mini dressSouvenirsThe idea is to give them dried or fresh noodles. The amount is not too much, and you can recreate the restaurant's taste just by boiling it (I think). I don't know what they really think, but the girls I brought herePopularEnglish learning is necessary to prepare for life, learning and interaction with the global environment. <br> IT Skills (programming logic) is necessary to prepare for the needs of the future.<br> Financial literacy is necessary to prepare for creating, managing and being smart with time and wealth.<br>

French　

　As far as I can remember, Joe's first experience with French cuisine was when he was in junior high school. He still recalls it as a pioneering French restaurant in Ginza. My late father was acquainted with the head chef at the time (who passed away a few years ago), and we often celebrated my mother's birthday there.

After that, the head chefKyobashiSince opening his own restaurant in 2003, this restaurant has become the place to go for French cuisine in Joe's family. For Joe, the food has become synonymous with his family's memories.Sentimental tasteTherefore, I must state first that I cannot objectively judge whether the food is good or bad.

　The menu has probably changed over time, but the one I remember most vividly isEgg and truffleThe egg is soft-boiled like a hot spring egg, and is topped with a truffle sauce. It was also a favorite dish of my late sister, and when the chef came to our table to greet us, he called out, "Uncle XXX (my sister was actually aA big name in the French worldI remember my sister's mischievous smile as she said things like, "We called each other 'chan' (they were all 'chan'), and the poached eggs were the most delicious."Soft-boiled eggThe chef must have been very disappointed to hear that.

As I was writing this, I remembered that her sisterengagementWhen I did that, the familyunveiling partyThe chef opened a restaurant here.挨 拶Whenever I come toFrenchMy sister had warned him beforehand, "Yoshi's (my brother-in-law's name) father is a French teacher. My dad's French is terrible, so please stop using it," but my father still unleashed that terrible French. I remember my sister's face trembling with rage. That negative legacy? Now it's just a nostalgic, sepia-toned memory.

　My family members, except for my younger brother, have passed away, so I have been away from this store for a while.ResurrectionThis started after Joe joined the club.
I know it's not in my best interest to take a troubled girl to a restaurant filled with sentimental family memories, but Joe is just as good as Hideki.Even if you tell me to stopIt cannot be stopped.

　The first Universe girl I took here was Sakura-chan. We enjoyed a course meal with wine selected by a sommelier. Sakura-chan said, "All the restaurants that Joe-chan takes me to are delicious, butThis is the most delicious" I received the following evaluation. So, it is perfect for special occasions (like a girl's birthday).NumberIf you do that, my dear brother willThe evaluation also increasesI think so.
　The price is different from that of sushi restaurants in Ginza.Not expensiveHowever, the bill varies greatly depending on the wine you select. Moreover, women are given a wine list without price information. It's quite nerve-wracking. But at this restaurant,Enjoy the excitementI would like to have that kind of leeway.

Italian

Maybe, but the girls with bare breastsI love Italian foodThere are many reasonably priced and delicious restaurants, but there are many shaved girls with F cups or more.Reasonable, which is themed around I don't know the wordThis will cause problems.

　In such a caseKabukizaI recommend this Italian restaurant, just a few minutes' walk from the station. It's a small restaurant, so reservations are a must. There are counter and table seats, and although it can't be helped since it's in Ginza, it feels like it's packed to the brim. It's hard to talk about secrets (like what kind of match will be decided next?). Still, Joe is promoting this restaurant because of the undergroundErotic Wine CellarBecause there is.
　Keys and LanternsAfter receiving the card, go down the stairs and you will find the entrance.Wines lined upBecause it's wine, there are no lights and it's cool.SelectIf you do that, the relationship between the two of you willIt gets deeperIt should be.

They are categorized by type, and each one has a brief description, so it's fun to read them and consult with the store while wondering which one to choose.pleasantIt was just the light of the lantern, so the twoOur faces are close,A quick kissIt might be possible. About 10,000 pairsCoupleBut hereKissedJoe glares. 10% of them will stick their tongue out.Deep KissThat must have been the case (please refrain from standing back as it will cause inconvenience to the store).
　Even more thankfully,Price notationThere are almost no high-priced wines like those in the French restaurants in Kyobashi.優 し いIt's a system.
However, there is one thing to note. When you make a reservation at this restaurant, you will be asked, "Would you like to drink wine?"Drinking winething isマストSo, other than beer and highballs,Soft drink(Incidentally,Dessert(Neither).

So here are some girls with big boobsWine GirlIf you can clear this, you can have the aforementioned girl imprint the word "reasonable" on her smooth, shaved pussy at a reasonable Italian restaurant where you get change for just 10 yen per person.Valuable shopIt is.

Sushi restaurant again

　There's even a word for it: Edomae, so people tend to think of sushi as a Tokyo food.
　However, according to Joe,Fukuokais just as good as TokyoHigh-end sushi battleground.

Was it to compete with Edomae?HakatamaeAs symbolized by this saying, Hakata hasfamous storeThere are quite a few, but personally,KokuraI prefer sushi restaurants in the area, and they are highly rated among sushi connoisseurs.KokuraThe sushi restaurantAbove HakataThat was the conclusion Joe came to after his research. Surprisingly, there is a banner hanging at Kokura Station that reads, "Kitakyushu City, the Capital of Sushi."
Kokura is a small town, but its name is known throughout the country.famous storeThere are several stores,Sushi Capital" is by no means a wolf in sheep's clothing.

　Each store has its own unique characteristics, but many of them are run by master-disciple or brother-apprentice relationships, and they inspire each other.friendly competitionIt's unfortunate that the competition to get reservations is intensifying, but Joe's favorite is the youngest restaurant among his apprentices, which opened three years ago.
Recently, I showed Osamu around, and he said, "Senpai,Top 3 of my life"It's one of the best sushi restaurants in the world," he said. Joe is very critical when it comes to sushi, so he can't say it's in the top three, but he's a great friend of his.The day of surpassingI think it's close too.Kokura StationIt's located in a residential area, about 15 minutes by taxi from the station, so it's still easier to get a reservation than other famous restaurants, and among the restaurants run by my master and his disciples,cheapest priceThey'll probably open a new location in the center of Kokura in the near future, which will likely change the reservation price significantly. Before then, I plan to keep going back to try the seasonal fish.

Finally, what is your favorite store right now?

　Kyoto Kaiseki restaurantIt is located within walking distance from Kyoto Station, at the end of Higashi Honganji Temple closest to Kyoto Station.Past columnsBut it's the store I introduced.
　The first floor is counter-only, while the second floor has private rooms for larger groups.
There are two sessions, lunch and dinner, which start at 12:00 and 18:00 respectively.

The chef started his career as a chefFranceIt started in Lyon (a city of food).　　
Perhaps that's why the chef's seasonings are not limited to Japanese cuisine.真骨頂In addition, they have a selection of sake and wine to go with the food, so you can enjoy the elaborate food with delicious drinks.EnjoyIt is possible.
　Anyway, the chef is good at cooking.Enthusiastic and seriousHe is a person like that.Visiting the producersThey are willing to do so, and even take the time to invite the producers to their restaurant to taste the food they have created.
　By having these kinds of conversations over the counter, the flavor is even moreIt becomes deliciousThis is also a selling point of this restaurant. He is probably strict with his apprentices, but perhaps because he is not unreasonable like the chefs of the past, he receives a lot of praise from his apprentices.信 頼It's also thick.

AnywaysA pleasant storeReservations are a must, but they're not that difficult. I think this is a restaurant that can be enjoyed by men with discerning palates, or women who would never answer "salmon" when asked "What's your favorite sushi topping?"
　It's not a cheap store,Great value for moneyThere is no doubt about it.Lunch is about half the price of dinnerWhichever you choose,No regrets(Probably).

Summary (sort of)

As I wandered around, I wrote about Joe's dining experiences, which made me feel both happy and embarrassed.
　What surprised me a little was that while writing about the restaurant, I found myself thinking, just like Kenkō, "I want to do even the most suspicious things," and memories of the girl came flooding back.

Joe begins this column by saying,Appetite is linked to sexual desire" However, I'm now thinking that perhaps the connection with memory is stronger.
If that's the case, then "what to eat" will become even more important for us men as we continue to date the fascinating Universe Club girls.

　The offer fee isn't cheap, and there's also the issue of allowances, so I certainly understand the desire to save a little on food costs.
However, however, not only but also, eating is connected to sexual desire and memory,Don't be too stingyThat is the argument made this time.

　Of course, the higher the price, the better, but within a certain genre,The taste is commensurate with the priceThis is probably one aspect of the truth.Delicious restaurantAnd hopefully the atmosphereErotic storeI don't mind consulting my wallet,Without skimpingLet's choose. I'm saying this as a warning to myself, so please be lenient.