A man's beginner's mind

"I have a request for you all. If you have time, please bear with me. I'm thinking of changing the design of the Universe Club homepage, but I've become unsure of what direction I should take to best convey the benefits of Universe to users. Could you please tell me what you intuitively think makes this site exciting and trustworthy? I'd also appreciate it if you could briefly explain why?"

I received this message, with screenshots of the cover designs of several existing websites attached as examples.

I tried looking at it, but I just couldn't stop looking at the faces and figures of the girls in it.

When I sent a message about this, I received a reply saying, "Thank you very much! We tend to overthink things and sometimes we misjudge what real men like. The designers seem to have struggled with the placement and size of the logo, but I've learned that it's important to create an impression on girls and to be able to see their bodies."

Of course. The placement of the logo doesn't matter.

I think this kind of thing should basically be made with the idea of ​​a junior high school student who is wondering which porn magazine to buy in mind.

It would be a big mistake to think that we are sensible adults of a certain age. At least when we look at the albums of Universiade and Patro, we are back in the minds of innocent junior high school students.

Changing the subject, do you know the old style of the character "heart"?

This is it. What does it look like?

If it looks shady, you haven't left your middle school mind yet.

You may laugh, but I think this is important. It's a man's "beginner's spirit." Never forget your beginner's spirit.

Are you lamenting that you've lost your sex drive recently? Please go back to basics.

The above is in bronze script, but in clerical script it looks like this:

Something is coming out from the tip. Pre-cum? Ejaculation?

This is what love looks like.

"Mata" (躦) means armpit, and it seems to come from the fact that there is a person in the middle with dots on both sides. Somehow, the whole character looks like a naked man.

I guess love is a dirty thing after all.

The old character for koi is 戀, which can be written in clerical script as follows.

This one in the middle.

Doesn't it look like a woman lying on her back? Yes, I can see it.

There are two people on either side, and a huge "heart" below...

Or, since the left and right sides are "threads," it could be a rope or cord.

Next is "love." The golden style of love is:

To me it looks like this:

I'll leave it at that, but what I want to say is,Let's all go back to basics!It was a call to action. Especially at that time when I had just awakened to my sexuality and everything seemed so vivid. Designers and even Universal Studios Japan's President Kida were among those who responded.

I think that everyone was excited and nervous when they first stepped into this world, just like a middle school student. There will be many difficulties, but both those who provide the service and those who use it should have more fun.

This time I wrote a silly story, but I think it's quite important.