"What kind of blowjob feels good?"

In fact, there is currently a major movement for change under the surface at Universe Club.

That may sound like an exaggeration, but the plan is to separate both this column and the anonymous question box from the club's main URL and launch them as separate content.

Volunteers are exchanging opinions on a group line, and below is a sentence by President Kida that caught my eye.

"The current anonymous question box prohibits questions that are purely sexual, such as 'What kind of blowjob feels good?', and directs users to ask such questions in the new question box.

In short, if extreme content is included in the club's main content, it will cause problems for SEO, but they would like to use interesting content that people are likely to be interested in somewhere rather than deleting it.However, on the other hand, this could also be interpreted as meaning that the question ``What kind of blowjob feels good?'' could still be written in this main column.

No, I'm just kidding. I don't have any intention to harass anyone in any way, but I was very interested in the fact that President Kida brought up "What kind of blowjob feels good?" as an example of a "solely sexual question." It's possible that President Kida's sexual preferences were unintentionally revealed.

Sorry, that was a joke. Recently, my daughter and I were researching what kind of tongue piercing would make a blowjob the most pleasurable, so when I read President Kida's sentence, I thought I'd write about it. That's all.

As far as I know, there are two types of men: one is men who like to receive blowjobs and be licked, and the other is men who like to lick women.

The ratio of the former to the latter is about 3:7, so it seems that the percentage of men who like to lick is higher. President Kida seems to be in the minority.

I'll stop here because I don't want to get too involved with President Kida and make him dislike me. As for me, I'm the type who absolutely loves being licked. So I've done a lot of research and thought about how to give a blowjob.

I love blowjobs so much that I once coined a proverb:

"Men always want new vaginas, but they always come back to women who are good at giving blowjobs."

When I mentioned this saying to a friend, he looked at me blankly and said, "Sorry, but I prefer licking to being licked." Surprised, I asked a bunch of men about it, and that's how I came up with the 3:7 ratio above. These numbers are by no means without evidence.

Now that I think about it, I once met a woman who loved giving blowjobs.

To give you an idea of ​​how much she likes it, apparently the first sexual thing she saw on the internet when she was in elementary school was a blowjob video, and that must have been what imprinted her on the idea of ​​being a chick. When she was in her first year of junior high school, she was so desperate to give a blowjob that she begged a male classmate to let her give him a blowjob in exchange for losing her virginity..

It may seem like a lie, but it's a true story. True stories generally go beyond the bounds of human imagination. So if you think something sounds like a lie, it's probably best to assume that it's true.

"I could lick you for two hours, three hours, or even all day. No, please let me lick you."

As a blowjob lover and a blowjob lover, I was happy to ask her to do it, but unfortunately her blowjob wasn't very pleasant.

Liking something and being good at it are different things.

Or rather, she loves giving blowjobs so much that she only licks in the way she likes.

Women who are good at giving blowjobs have one thing in common: they observe your facial expressions and reactions, and then they confirm and remember what pleases you and the strength of your thrusts.

I've never given a blowjob myself, so I don't know, but it seems that what a man likes varies greatly from man to man. I'm sure that experienced women would understand.

It might be easier to understand if you think of it like penis insertion. If a man thrusts his hips only thinking about his own pleasure, it won't necessarily please the woman. He has to be creative with his position so that he can hit that spot that feels good.

The clue is the woman's reaction. Is she really enjoying it or is she just acting? You need to read that.

Well, I thought I'd leave it at that and leave it at that, but then I remembered again: although I myself have never had the experience, there are apparently a certain number of men who have given oral sex.

He is not gay or anything, and his sexual attraction is always to women.

This discovery came about after an incident at a happening bar.

I once took a girl to a happening bar and, with her consent, performed for several men who were there.

Then, two of those men came up to me afterwards and said,

"Thank you for coming today, Mr. X. As a token of my gratitude, if you'd like, we'd love to suck your dick."

No, I was really surprised.

They are not bisexual or anything like that. Their sexual attraction is always to women.

However, she says she has no qualms about giving other men blowjobs.

I've heard that blow jobs by men are the most pleasurable. Of course, that may be because they know all the right spots, but I'm not comfortable with it, so I've never even tried a gay blow job.

By the way, ever since I turned down that offer, or rather, he must have found my frightened appearance very amusing, because every time we met at a happening bar after that,

He used to tease me by saying, "Are you still not in the mood, Mr. X? My blowjob feels great." I have fond memories.

There are many other blowjob stories to tell, such as the blowjob from a girl with a split tongue and the kingly blowjob from two girls on both sides, but this will get long, so let's get back to the main topic, or rather, the topic of tongue piercings.

That's right, I once timed about 10 women to see how long it took for their jaws to get tired from oral sex...no, no, I'm talking about tongue piercings.

Blowjob with tongue piercing feels good.

The reason it feels so good is that when the glans is licked up from below, the metal ball of the tongue piercing hits the underside of the penis, providing pinpoint stimulation.

The reason why this girl has a tongue piercing in the first place is that her sex friend (classmate) in junior high school told her that a tongue piercing would feel good, and when she became a high school student, while other girls were getting their ears pierced, she decided to get her tongue pierced first, because her soul is at that stage.

It's no wonder that we get along so well as a quest for pleasurable blowjobs.

In fact, she herself said, "I've been looking for a tongue piercing that will make blowjobs even more enjoyable," and brought me the three shown in the photos. I never asked her to bring them, she did it on her own accord. What a good girl who is enthusiastic about her research.

From the left, there are ① a tongue piercing with a design of two heart marks, ② a soft star-shaped tongue piercing made of resin, and ③ a tongue piercing in the shape of a ball with a hole in the top and a barbell passing through it.

A review of these three points will be the main focus of this article.

First, I removed the usual tongue piercing and had her give me a blowjob using her bare tongue. I'll rate this pleasure as a standard score of 10.

Me: "Oh, this is the first time I've had △-chan give me a blowjob without her tongue piercing, but △-chan is already good at giving blowjobs."

△-chan: "Really? That's good to hear."

Me: "Okay, next is the round ball thing I usually wear."

△-chan: "Okay, please wait a moment. I'll look in the mirror and put it on."

Me: "Oh, this... hmm, it feels good, but if the last one was a 10, then this is 10% more, maybe 11. △-chan, you've always been good at giving blowjobs. You have a tongue piercing, so I thought it felt good because of that."

△-chan (while giving a blowjob): "I'm so happy"

Me: "If you're already good at giving blowjobs, the tongue piercing might feel small. Next time, try using a heart-shaped one."

△-chan: "Yes."

I thought, "This might hurt a bit."

△-chan: "Maybe it's because it has a horn?"

Me: "Well, there are parts that feel good because of the stimulation, but there are also parts that hurt, so I'd say it's 10% more, 10% less, so it's zero. So 10 points. Next time, try something that's like a star."

△-chan: "Yes."

Me: "Hmm, this is... it's stronger than before."

△-chan: "It's big and feels a bit strange."

Me: "20% more stimulation. But it's not like there's no slight tingling pain... I wonder if it'll feel good once I get used to it? For now, I'll discount the pain by 10%, so that's a net 10% increase, or 11 points."

△-chan: "Next is the last one."

Me: "Oh... this might feel good. Yeah, this feels good. I mean, with regular tongue piercings, you might not even notice if I wasn't told, but with this, I can tell there's something special going on even without being told. On a scale, it's 13, 14, no, 15. 50% more pleasure. △-chan, please make sure you use this tongue piercing when you go on a date with me."

△-chan: "That's fine. Actually, I might suddenly have an opportunity to give a blowjob, so maybe I should keep this tongue piercing on all the time."

It seems that there are people out there who suddenly come across the opportunity to give a blowjob. I've lived a long life, but there's still so much I don't know. It seems like I still have a lot to enjoy in life ahead. Thank goodness.

Ah, it's been a while since I've written something like this, and it feels so good. But it looks like these kinds of erotic articles will soon no longer be available here. I wonder if "Love for Sale," which I've written up to episode 5, will remain here? I'm sure there will be an announcement soon. Until then, I'll write again whenever I feel like it. Of course, I'm happy to receive greeting comments from regular readers, but comments from new people really motivate me as a writer, so please keep reading if you'd like. The "Love for Sale" series hasn't received any comments from new people either, so I've kind of lost my motivation to write.